stupid first world achievements and successes

my dog fell asleep in my lap for an hour. 

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-Hello Spiral

  On 9/1/2018 at 11:55 PM, ignatius said:

my dog fell asleep in my lap for an hour. 

The best

  On 9/2/2018 at 1:05 AM, Squee said:

 

  On 9/1/2018 at 11:55 PM, ignatius said:

my dog fell asleep in my lap for an hour. 

 

The best

 

i (we) was also at work at the time ;) 

  On 9/2/2018 at 5:23 AM, ignatius said:

 

  On 9/2/2018 at 1:05 AM, Squee said:

 

  On 9/1/2018 at 11:55 PM, ignatius said:

my dog fell asleep in my lap for an hour.

The best

 

i (we) was also at work at the time ;)

Gettin paid in doggy dollaz

  On 9/2/2018 at 6:35 AM, Candiru said:

 

  On 9/2/2018 at 5:23 AM, ignatius said:

 

  On 9/2/2018 at 1:05 AM, Squee said:

 

  On 9/1/2018 at 11:55 PM, ignatius said:

my dog fell asleep in my lap for an hour.

The best

i (we) was also at work at the time ;)

Gettin paid in doggy dollaz

Dog$

i rode in an electric bus today... it was all i imagined and more

  On 9/2/2018 at 10:22 AM, Squee said:

 

  On 9/2/2018 at 6:35 AM, Candiru said:

 

  On 9/2/2018 at 5:23 AM, ignatius said:

 

  On 9/2/2018 at 1:05 AM, Squee said:

 

  On 9/1/2018 at 11:55 PM, ignatius said:

my dog fell asleep in my lap for an hour.

The best

i (we) was also at work at the time ;)

Gettin paid in doggy dollaz

Dog$

 

k999999$

Never imagined I'd hear about miniature pooches used in a night club context until today.

I ate at an amazing indian buffet today. Naan bread and butter chicken for the win

good naan is one of those things you wish you had an endless gaping maw of a stomach for.

no doubt.  get in ma belly

That does sound tasty. I've never had an authentic naan that I didn't enjoy.

!hype

congrats squee!

  On 9/7/2018 at 5:27 AM, yek said:

I ate at an amazing indian buffet today. Naan bread and butter chicken for the win

you know naan is bread.. i mean.. it means bread.  so you're saying "i had some bread bread".

pay no mind.. just being a dick. also salsa = sauce. so don't say salsa sauce though i've seen mexicans crack a smile at gringos like me when it happens. 

oh, 1st world success... i bought new wipers for my car yesterday. it started raining today. my windshield is clear as can be. there should be a parade in my honor. 

  On 9/11/2018 at 9:11 PM, ignatius said:

 

  On 9/7/2018 at 5:27 AM, yek said:

I ate at an amazing indian buffet today. Naan bread and butter chicken for the win

 

 

you know naan is bread.. i mean.. it means bread.  so you're saying "i had some bread bread".

 

pay no mind.. just being a dick. also salsa = sauce. so don't say salsa sauce though i've seen mexicans crack a smile at gringos like me when it happens. 

 

oh, 1st world success... i bought new wipers for my car yesterday. it started raining today. my windshield is clear as can be. there should be a parade in my honor. 

 

This post

MUAH!!

  On 9/11/2018 at 8:42 PM, hello spiral said:

!hype

HYPE!

  On 9/11/2018 at 8:50 PM, yek said:

congrats squee!

HYPE!

It's a test pressing so it's not out yet. But if everything goes well it'll be out in a couple of months

  On 9/11/2018 at 9:11 PM, ignatius said:

 

  On 9/7/2018 at 5:27 AM, yek said:

I ate at an amazing indian buffet today. Naan bread and butter chicken for the win

 

 

you know naan is bread.. i mean.. it means bread.  so you're saying "i had some bread bread".

 

this is not quite true. "roti" is bread, "naan" refers to a specific kind of bread. granted, brown people generally don't say "naan roti" and usually just say "naan", but I think you can get away with being a gora and saying "naan bread".

you cannot, however, get away with saying "chai tea", that shit sounds dumb every time. chai literally means tea.

  On 9/12/2018 at 5:33 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 9/11/2018 at 9:11 PM, ignatius said:

 

  On 9/7/2018 at 5:27 AM, yek said:

I ate at an amazing indian buffet today. Naan bread and butter chicken for the win

 

 

you know naan is bread.. i mean.. it means bread.  so you're saying "i had some bread bread".

 

 

this is not quite true. "roti" is bread, "naan" refers to a specific kind of bread. granted, brown people generally don't say "naan roti" and usually just say "naan", but I think you can get away with being a gora and saying "naan bread".

 

you cannot, however, get away with saying "chai tea", that shit sounds dumb every time. chai literally means tea.

 

dammit.  now i have to go post in the FWP thread about being a smarmy smart ass dick and being wrong about it. 

  On 9/11/2018 at 9:19 PM, Squee said:

 

MUAH!!

  On 9/11/2018 at 8:42 PM, hello spiral said:

!hype

 

HYPE!

 

  On 9/11/2018 at 8:50 PM, yek said:

congrats squee!

 

HYPE!

 

It's a test pressing so it's not out yet. But if everything goes well it'll be out in a couple of months

 

congrats!  i hope it goes well. i hope the pressing is up to snuff. 

Went to a wedding last weekend, drank some beers, was given free drugs, and met a nice lady that's like...two or three tiers out of my league. Last weekend was awesome.

  On 9/12/2018 at 6:34 AM, ignatius said:

 

dammit.  now i have to go post in the FWP thread about being a smarmy smart ass dick and being wrong about it. 

 

you weren't actually wrong, Naan comes from Persian (and just means bread), Roti comes from Sanskrit originally (also meaning bread). the main difference is an Iranian Naan doesn't use Yogurt usually, while an Indian one does.

  On 9/14/2018 at 2:38 AM, caze said:

 

  On 9/12/2018 at 6:34 AM, ignatius said:

 

dammit.  now i have to go post in the FWP thread about being a smarmy smart ass dick and being wrong about it. 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk6jVl1fAn0

^ behold, caze's entire presence on WATMM.

I know it's real difficult for you but try being less of a smarmy cunt and don't suggest your dilettante surface knowledge of everything trumps the lived experience of someone who comes from that culture. bhenchod.

I've been cooking Indian food for over 20 years you muppet, made plenty of Iranian naan as well.

also, I said 'that IS correct'.

chai = cha = tea = the = te