stupid first world achievements and successes

  On 5/13/2021 at 12:40 PM, brian trageskin said:

i don't have much money left though so i'm probably gonna have to find a job soon. or buy all the equipment to become a tramp like cryptowen did but i don't think that's a great idea. did that for a bit a few years back and it was a terrible experience + it doesn't solve anything, it just makes your life even more miserable and your future more uncertain (if you choose complete solitude like i did back then). 

I'm waiting for the pandemic to finally blow over so I can go live somewhere far off and just traveling from place to place. I did that back in 2018-2019 for about 11 months. Found some interesting places to live in, for example a kind of shack in Malawi that had just netting for windows and the electricity was cut off for 10 hours each day. Stayed there for two weeks. Also a few of capsule hotels in different parts of Asia. Dormitories in Hong Kong. A couple of caravanserais in Iran and Azerbaijan.

It was not on that trip but another one that I also stayed a couple of weeks in yurts or gers in Mongolia. Really cheap. About 3€/night. But you have to wake up at night to put more firewood in the stove.

Fuck, now I really want to go travel. Life is easy when you have just your backpack and no plans. And it's relatively easy to take off on such a trip. But I've learned that coming back to the "normal" life is the hardest part actually.

  On 5/25/2021 at 10:11 PM, zkom said:

I'm waiting for the pandemic to finally blow over so I can go live somewhere far off and just traveling from place to place. I did that back in 2018-2019 for about 11 months. Found some interesting places to live in, for example a kind of shack in Malawi that had just netting for windows and the electricity was cut off for 10 hours each day. Stayed there for two weeks. Also a few of capsule hotels in different parts of Asia. Dormitories in Hong Kong. A couple of caravanserais in Iran and Azerbaijan.

It was not on that trip but another one that I also stayed a couple of weeks in yurts or gers in Mongolia. Really cheap. About 3€/night. But you have to wake up at night to put more firewood in the stove.

Fuck, now I really want to go travel. Life is easy when you have just your backpack and no plans. And it's relatively easy to take off on such a trip. But I've learned that coming back to the "normal" life is the hardest part actually.

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living abroad has been an obsession of mine for the past 15 years, never had the balls to do it as i'm an extremely fearful person. i really wanted to take the leap a few months ago but i was discouraged by the covid situation. maybe i'll take the leap in a few months, who knows.

i forgot to mention i'm also the laziest person you could imagine, which doesn't help at all.

My photography is now available on a beer mat (centre middle)

Did the sound design for this 

I got a job offer from my first choice workplace.  Things in my life have been working out so well for me that I'm starting to get paranoid.  There's gotta be something bad at some point, there always is! 

  On 5/28/2021 at 11:44 AM, oscillik said:

My photography is now available on a beer mat (centre middle)

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When are we gonna get an entire set that's just your photography?  I would buy that.

  On 6/1/2021 at 4:28 PM, drillkicker said:

I got a job offer from my first choice workplace.  Things in my life have been working out so well for me that I'm starting to get paranoid.  There's gotta be something bad at some point, there always is! 

When are we gonna get an entire set that's just your photography?  I would buy that.

That's awesome that you got a job offer there — I recently had some very cool fortune of a similar nature, and I'm now working for a great company that really invests in their employees etc. 

Thanks for the kind words on the photography. If I can get some capital together, I would like to put together a zine or something. Might be a ways off though, as all my archives are currently up north.

i ate a whole box of these at work, herb pastilles with a laxating warning on it, good shit

on god i'v been ripping the loudest stuca fart BOMBS every 5mins for more then 8 hours straight now that even my wife is concerned!

think i'm gonna glue a mike to my butt tommorrow, eat 2 boxes of those and record a masterpiece

Finished my last uni exam, lying in the park at 11:33, drinking beers with friends whilst catching sun rays on this beautiful day and listening to vaporwave. Today is a good day!!

  On 6/3/2021 at 12:52 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

i ate a whole box of these at work, herb pastilles with a laxating warning on it, good shit

on god i'v been ripping the loudest stuca fart BOMBS every 5mins for more then 8 hours straight now that even my wife is concerned!

think i'm gonna glue a mike to my butt tommorrow, eat 2 boxes of those and record a masterpiece

 

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you have been isomalt-ed.

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Ricola: Your Everyday Throat Companion

I meant to post this on FWP thread

attitude

I have plenty

Through coincidence I’ve found that it’s a lot easier for me to control the severe road rage I suffer during my daily commute by bicycle if I’m not listening to any music and also not wearing headphones. I’m not entirely sure why this is but it means a lot to me because every time I scream at another person part of me also dies a little. 

a beautiful ukrainian girl helped me carry my bike uphill. we parted but i went back and asked for her instagram. much better to get to know people than via the apps

shouldve asked her to have a tea with me right away since i always carry tea with me. but cant change it anymore. 

tea reconnects u with ur stomach. i dont n3ed to shit anymore

lime blossom tea mmmmhhhh

time for shrooms i guess

I just started the best job I've ever had.  All I do is have fun with cool people, and get paid to do extremely easy work with a lot of downtime on the clock.

  On 6/17/2021 at 12:38 AM, drillkicker said:

I just started the best job I've ever had.  All I do is have fun with cool people, and get paid to do extremely easy work with a lot of downtime on the clock.

does it make your butthole sore? 

srsly though congrats. glad you found a good gig. 

  On 6/17/2021 at 12:59 AM, ignatius said:

does it make your butthole sore?

  On 6/12/2021 at 6:24 PM, user said:

Through coincidence I’ve found that it’s a lot easier for me to control the severe road rage I suffer during my daily commute by bicycle if I’m not listening to any music and also not wearing headphones. I’m not entirely sure why this is but it means a lot to me because every time I scream at another person part of me also dies a little. 

Could it be because you’re more focused on the ride and your surroundings, thus more easily able to avoid the number of complete idiots on the road, causing fewer situations where your life is at risk?

My exercise machine, elliptical, broke down and I received the part in the mail. Pretty easily repaired. It was like a roller thing basically like changing wheels on a skateboard. Pretty proud of myself but also a bit of self doubt that I did it right.

I went on to some guy's tik tok live and he was eating cereal. I say, "captain crunch?".

He actually was eating captain crunch and he showed me the box.

He asked how I knew and I told him I heard the crunch.

Funniest shit ever. Lmao.

picked up some clothes up off the floor and a MASSIVE spider ran out and i caught it after a few minutes of chasing it and it's now trapped in a glass on my desk browsing watmm with me then i will kill it in a really horrible way. the spider told me to farnsworth react the post below this

  On 6/18/2021 at 7:03 PM, milkface said:

picked up some clothes up off the floor and a MASSIVE spider ran out and i caught it after a few minutes of chasing it and it's now trapped in a glass on my desk browsing watmm with me then i will kill it in a really horrible way. the spider told me to farnsworth react the post below this

what do the react emojis fransworth  and burger even mean.

  On 6/18/2021 at 7:07 PM, Wunderbar said:

what do the react emojis fransworth  and burger even mean.

the spider reckons its sorta an expression of bewilderment or confusion or if something is kinda silly. i sort of agree but it might be high off of the deoderant fumes i've just hotboxed the glass with.