stupid first world achievements and successes

  On 7/7/2021 at 1:15 AM, Cryptowen said:

that's the kinda thing you print out and put up on the wall in a frame

I got a second date with her on the basis that I told her a sharted this morning. No lie.

  On 7/6/2021 at 11:38 AM, hello spiral said:

got some feedback from the date I went on last weekend

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  On 7/7/2021 at 2:40 AM, hello spiral said:

I got a second date with her on the basis that I told her a sharted this morning. No lie.

                                                          you proved to her you really do give a shite

hello "oops I gave a shit" spiral

  On 7/7/2021 at 6:00 AM, luke viia said:

hello "oops I gave a shit" spiral

i did this twice last month. it was awful. 

it is sunday my dude n*iggerz i want sex hoes imma marry a roach, how can i help u infinitely? fist grandma, she likes it! me irl I'm just a guy that plays games and streams them, too. I'm mostly playing FPS and racing games, like CS:GO, Rocket League and Need For Speed: Most Wanted. I've been on Twitch since 2013 and I build my own PC's. I hope you don't judge my selfhood but i don't give a fuck. I have a thing for Asian women. Fuck yeah, let's get married. I'm a married man. I have a wife named Ashley. She's pretty cool. My favorite color is purple. I play games for a living. I'm a pretty chill dude. I'm nice to everyone and I hope you are, too. Don't be an asshole. I like it when others are nice to me, I'll be nice to you. tl:dr? Fuck yeah, baby. Informerino: I'm a married man. I have a wife named Ashley. She's pretty cool. My favorite name is frederik. My favorite color is green. I play games for a living. I'm a pretty chill dude. I'm nice to everyone and I hope you are, too. Don't be an asshole. I like it when others are nice to me, I'll be nice to you. tl;dr? Good

Go outside and touch some grass my man

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithium

  On 7/6/2021 at 11:38 AM, hello spiral said:

got some feedback from the date I went on last weekend

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So that’s what zen feels like. 

  On 7/8/2021 at 11:02 PM, chenGOD said:

So that’s what zen feels like. 

yup

I just smashed too

She's asleep behind me and I am sitting here sippin some whisky and watching Rate My Takeaway 

it is 03:33am

.

There should be an "I just smashed" thread, where users post any time they smash.  I smashed last week, and was hoping to smash again last night... but something unfortunate happened and the smashee had to cancel.

Who else smashed?

New Warhammer tralier I did the sound design for

  On 7/9/2021 at 7:33 PM, Squee said:

New Warhammer tralier I did the sound design for

the bass wash when the title drops at the end is pretty lush, gg

fuk off

none of u achieved any of this

these aren't human achievements, these are bubbles about to burst

lie to me all u want, i can see right thru it (without knowing anything)

u all are masks

  On 7/9/2021 at 8:29 PM, dingformung said:

u all are masks

what if the real mask is the implication that there's anything behind it

  On 7/9/2021 at 8:29 PM, dingformung said:

fuk off

none of u achieved any of this

these aren't human achievements, these are bubbles about to burst

lie to me all u want, i can see right thru it (without knowing anything)

u all are masks

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People shitting on the tomorrow war makes me want to watch it even more.

trying to figure out which of the two billionaires (beozs & branson) is cooler based on space crafts. branson will be in space first, but bezos has the "largest windows in space" so his enjoyment will much greater.

I disabled auto-correct on my phone.

I cannot afford to go up to space

  On 7/12/2021 at 7:54 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I disabled auto-correct on my phone.

free yourself from the tyranny of linguistic standardiation

Apparently I have a career path. 2 “young fellows” have sent requests for informational interviews because they “found my career path interesting”. 
they may be sorely disappointed when they find out it mostly consisted of copious amounts of alcohol and drugs and floundering about trying to do something easy while making money. 

I went from despairing about the hopelessness of the dating scene, to having the names of different women filling every day of the week in the span of the month. What the hell happened? Got Mary from noon to 6, then Nicolette from 6:30 until whenever. This is a full time job! Feels good to finally feel good again.

  On 7/14/2021 at 5:12 AM, chenGOD said:

Apparently I have a career path. 2 “young fellows” have sent requests for informational interviews because they “found my career path interesting”. 
they may be sorely disappointed when they find out it mostly consisted of copious amounts of alcohol and drugs and floundering about trying to do something easy while making money. 

you may not have read the recently published Wire mag article which stated that Secrete IDM Expert is slated to be one of the fastest-growing jobs over the next decade.