Burger King

whoh oh, oh

this disport is so augmatic

(AUGMATIC)

it is like a kind of magic

(MAGIC)

and baby when you dance

I can see a bowl of cheese flavoured moments in your eyes

(EYES)

lol.

  On 5/23/2013 at 2:49 AM, baph said:

whoh oh, oh

this disport is so augmatic

(AUGMATIC)

it is like a kind of magic

(MAGIC)

and baby when you dance

I can see a bowl of cheese flavoured moments in your eyes

 

(EYES)

LOL! is this the song from Grease?

No.

It is a song from Untilted.

Also: lol!

this thread was a nice good-night read with a happy ending.

a+ would read again,

I had double burger king this afternoon... Chicken tendercrisp and a whopper. Fuck it eh?

  On 5/19/2013 at 8:20 PM, delet... said:

should have brought your food with your ludd.

 

This is cool. I would wear it and a smile just like that.

that burger is the nasty patty

I haven't had BK since moving to the Twin Cities. Any locals have a friendly warning about the poutein?

i walked past a burger king

  On 7/5/2013 at 3:59 AM, Redruth said:

i walked past a burger king

I have a feeling I'll regret asking, but:

How was it?

  On 7/5/2013 at 4:13 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

 

  On 7/5/2013 at 3:59 AM, Redruth said:

i walked past a burger king

I have a feeling I'll regret asking, but:

 

How was it?

 

it smelled like farting, burnt cow buttock or maybe those butthole scraps and eyeballs they sweep from the cow factory cutting room floor, or both

  On 7/5/2013 at 4:24 AM, Redruth said:

 

  On 7/5/2013 at 4:13 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

 

  On 7/5/2013 at 3:59 AM, Redruth said:

i walked past a burger king

I have a feeling I'll regret asking, but:

 

How was it?

 

 

it smelled like farting, burnt cow buttock or maybe those butthole scraps and eyeballs they sweep from the cow factory cutting room floor, or both

 

I didn't read whether that was a good or bad experience.

I'm chiming-in on this thread, just to mention Combos. Yes, Combos were the shit. When they first came out, they were like the best snack ever, and the pizza ones were amazing. But Combos are for when one is too poor to buy real pizza, so one gathers loose change and buys that shit. Cuz anything in a silver bag is not even close to food.

But yah, I can confirm-- in elementary school, these could dominate a field trip, a recess gathering, a class gathering- an anything. You could just touch girls all over their bodies and make out in the dumpsters with them if you had Combos (but only the pizza ones). You could immediately rise the ranks of popularity just by having a bag of Combos. "Dude- are those Combos?! (i.e. I just saw the commercial for that shit yesterday, and I don't buy my own snacks cuz I'm 10, so holy fuck you have Combos).

Another form of playground power were fruit snacks (especially if they had white ones, like in Shark Bites).

As for OP-- I thought those were lentils, but... look like veins or something. Anyway, fast food burgers are GARBAGE, but I do enjoy eating them. Like if you smoke up and eat a shitload of McBurgerKingnald's, it's like bumping one substance with another.

  On 7/5/2013 at 5:52 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 7/5/2013 at 4:27 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

 

  On 7/5/2013 at 4:24 AM, Redruth said:

 

  On 7/5/2013 at 4:13 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

 

  On 7/5/2013 at 3:59 AM, Redruth said:

i walked past a burger king

I have a feeling I'll regret asking, but:

 

How was it?

 

 

it smelled like farting, burnt cow buttock or maybe those butthole scraps and eyeballs they sweep from the cow factory cutting room floor, or both

 

I didn't read whether that was a good or bad experience.

 

 

I thought the enjoyment in his post was evident

 

An excellent point, I apologize for my oversight.

  On 7/5/2013 at 5:47 AM, peace 7 said:

I'm chiming-in on this thread, just to mention Combos. Yes, Combos were the shit. When they first came out, they were like the best snack ever, and the pizza ones were amazing. But Combos are for when one is too poor to buy real pizza, so one gathers loose change and buys that shit. Cuz anything in a silver bag is not even close to food.

 

But yah, I can confirm-- in elementary school, these could dominate a field trip, a recess gathering, a class gathering- an anything. You could just touch girls all over their bodies and make out in the dumpsters with them if you had Combos (but only the pizza ones). You could immediately rise the ranks of popularity just by having a bag of Combos. "Dude- are those Combos?! (i.e. I just saw the commercial for that shit yesterday, and I don't buy my own snacks cuz I'm 10, so holy fuck you have Combos).

 

Another form of playground power were fruit snacks (especially if they had white ones, like in Shark Bites).

 

As for OP-- I thought those were lentils, but... look like veins or something. Anyway, fast food burgers are GARBAGE, but I do enjoy eating them. Like if you smoke up and eat a shitload of McBurgerKingnald's, it's like bumping one substance with another.

Oh man, I haven't had pizza Combos in years. Damn you for these cravings.

  On 7/5/2013 at 5:47 AM, peace 7 said:

You could just touch girls all over their bodies and make out in the dumpsters with them

necrophiliac?

  On 7/5/2013 at 6:39 AM, Redruth said:

 

  On 7/5/2013 at 5:47 AM, peace 7 said:

You could just touch girls all over their bodies and make out in the dumpsters with them

 

necrophiliac?

 

No, Combos did not give you murdering or corpse-loving skillz. But the dumpster area by the handball courts had the most privacy, for Combos fueled voluntary molestation. One time by those dumpsters, I wanted to show karate skillz to some girl, so I asked her to kick me (she had just started learning karate). So she threw her kick, I caught it, then swept her standing leg. Of course, she flew back, with the back of her head smashing the concrete. She cried. I got busted. But she was actually cool after that.

I really didn't think that kind of shit through back then, and I don't think eating Combos and fruit snacks and school lunch really helped. And candy. We all used to save our change to buy candy at the ice cream truck after school, which is essentially converting money into poison.

fucking lol peace7

I had a BK Whopper once, it definately tasted of arseholes and eyeballs. The beanburger did too though for some reason...

  On 7/5/2013 at 3:55 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

poutein?

July 4-7 $1.04 chicken sandwiches

damn u olo

had that chicken sandwich. wasn't bad.

that coke icee is pretty good for a buck too.

  On 7/5/2013 at 7:26 PM, theSun said:

had that chicken sandwich. wasn't bad.

 

that coke icee is pretty good for a buck too.

I'm generally not a fan, but $1.04. you gots to. in agreement with icee.