The Controversial Statement Thread

Makes me cry that all root beers mentioned are made with ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS

Barqs was my junt growing up before Sick Times

i prefer diet coke to regular coke. in fact, i hate regular coke but drink a ton of diet coke.

All of you are WRONG ABOUT SOFT DRINKS.

The only acceptable Soft Drink tastes like medicine, for when your want the curative properties of your cask strength Laphroaig without impeding your manual dexterity.

It's like a mouthful of horehounds and a kiss from a decaying english gran AND IT IS GLORIOUS.

EDIT: IT'S MADE WITH FUCKING GENTIAN ROOT
FUCKING GENTIAN ROOT

  On 12/30/2013 at 7:48 PM, disparaissant said:

i prefer diet coke to regular coke. in fact, i hate regular coke but drink a ton of diet coke.

Interesting article on diet coke ("diet" drinks in general)

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/07/13/there-are-dangers-in-drinking-diet-soda.html

I can't help but think that people who claim to enjoy Moxie are just posturing.

  On 12/30/2013 at 8:09 PM, LimpyLoo said:

I can't help but think that people who claim to enjoy Moxie are just posturing.

nah

I just honestly really dislike sweet soft drinks and I grew up around Moxie, which I hated at first, but it's QG TBQH

Everything else is too damn sweet and cloying imo

Blame my grandfather for being one of those hipster 1930s Mainer fisherfolk and keeping the fridge stocked with it

  On 12/30/2013 at 8:20 PM, baph said:

 

  On 12/30/2013 at 8:09 PM, LimpyLoo said:

I can't help but think that people who claim to enjoy Moxie are just posturing.

 

 

nah

I just honestly really dislike sweet soft drinks and I grew up around Moxie, which I hated at first, but it's QG TBQH

Everything else is too damn sweet and cloying imo

 

I believe you intellectually. But emotionally I simply can't believe you.

Also Irn Bru tastes like bubblegum and sick. 2 Scottish 4 me

I see watmm has been infiltrated by a tard from lesswrong

Dat Moxie looks in'eresting.

I only ever usually dilute my Laphroaig with a small can of Canada Dry.

Which is hella less sweet than your usual soft drink.

barr's Irn Bru is nice. To me it tastes like Elderflower cordial mixed with a mild creaming soda. And i like elderflower cordial mixed with fizz and don't mind creaming soda.

  On 12/30/2013 at 8:44 PM, GORDO said:

I see watmm has been infiltrated by a tard from lesswrong

What's lesswrong?

If you're referring to me because I talk about rationality, then whatever. Sad state of affairs when someone can't rally for rationality.

aaaaand GORDO'd

  On 12/30/2013 at 9:21 PM, baph said:

aaaaand GORDO'd

Gordo is welcome to gently caress my scrotum and then bloody sod off the cheek on ya mate innit.

  On 12/30/2013 at 4:48 AM, DerWaschbar said:

You guys have terrible taste in root beer.

  On 12/30/2013 at 2:54 AM, zaphod said:

autechre is tedious, boring music for people with autism.

conan o'brien is a self important, whiny twat.

arrested development isn't funny.

doctor who is wish fulfillment for annoying anglophile girls. no american man actually enjoys it.

philip k dick is a terrible writer.

kurt vonnegut is a terrible writer.

I agree

  On 12/30/2013 at 9:21 PM, baph said:

aaaaand GORDO'd

flol

thread dun been GORDOESSSDD!

https://www.google.com/search?q=gordo&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=1ml&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=fflb&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=O-LBUtPvNIn5oASUqYLgDw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=660

I have been told that laphroaig is an abomination of scotch. Why subject yourselves to such pain?

EARTH HAS 4 CORNER

SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY

TIME CUBE

WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION.

4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1

DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.

IGNORANCE OF TIMECUBE4

SIMPLE MATH IS RETARDATION

AND EVIL EDUCATION DAMNATION.

CUBELESS AMERICANS DESERVE -

AND SHALL BE EXTERMINATED.

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oh shit i forgot about timecube

  On 12/30/2013 at 10:41 PM, LimpyLoo said:

oh shit i forgot about timecube

Are you content as a singularity queer?

the godfather isn't as great as everyone says it is and francis ford coppola was a fluke

  On 12/31/2013 at 7:46 AM, Nebraska said:

the godfather isn't as great as everyone says it is and francis ford coppola was a fluke

It's definitely good, although it might not warrant the status and all the obsession.

  On 12/31/2013 at 7:46 AM, Nebraska said:

the godfather isn't as great as everyone says it is and francis ford coppola was a fluke

Apocalypse Now may go down as one of the best, when it's all said and done