Star Wars Episode VII *MAJOR SPOILERS*

Wasn't the C3PO story in Star Wars Infinities? That was the what if series Dark Horse did, completely alternate timelines that never really existed. There was one where they crashed the Death Star into Coruscant.

  On 6/6/2015 at 12:07 AM, Rubin Farr said:

Wasn't the C3PO story in Star Wars Infinities? That was the what if series Dark Horse did, completely alternate timelines that never really existed. There was one where they crashed the Death Star into Coruscant.

  On 6/5/2015 at 11:08 PM, bitroast said:

 

  On 6/5/2015 at 10:19 PM, Brisbot said:

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protocol droid is just a cover. for anakin c-3p0 is more than just machine, he is lover. vader misses the gay-bot he made.

GO AWAY! *cries*

 

oh pls. man who later wears black leather all body outfit, makes shiny gold robot with posh accent as a kid while living in repressed slave community with his mother and never had a father figure ??

pls.

 

oh pls yourself! I'm being told this by a guy with a wrinkle face and pixelated eyes that probably can't see very well. Life is full of oddities!

*double cries*

LBGT RIGHTS!

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There was one where they crashed the Death Star into Coruscant.

Was Coruscant destroyed? If so I might have to cry some more.

Strictly Kev @ Star Wars Secret Cinema

everytime this thread gets bumped my excitement for episode VII deflates a little bit more

+1. I've got nothing left at this point

  On 6/8/2015 at 9:45 PM, John Ehrlichman said:

everytime this thread gets bumped my excitement for episode VII deflates a little bit more

I was thinking to myself the other day that I've been rewarding SW rumors and news almost every single day for the past 2 years. I'm still hyped as fuck though.

There's no way it's gonna be Mad Max: Fury Road quality. They should just cancel it.

  On 6/9/2015 at 5:58 AM, autopilot said:

There's no way it's gonna be Mad Max: Fury Road quality. They should just cancel it.

Heh. Mad Max made most things boring for like a week straight, and I think I'm still feeling some of the effects. I can barely believe a 70 year old, who hasn't made an action movie in decades, directed it.

C3PO now has a red arm. weird

That was from Mexico and I suspect that BB-8 (the droid from TFA) was 'shopped into a picture of 3P0 and R2 from the OT. The red arm looks like either a printing mistake or someone got handy (ha) with a Sharpie marker.

Also, C3PO had a dark metallic red arm in AOTC (or was it Revenge?)

  On 6/9/2015 at 2:04 PM, Joyrex said:

That was from Mexico and I suspect that BB-8 (the droid from TFA) was 'shopped into a picture of 3P0 and R2 from the OT. The red arm looks like either a printing mistake or someone got handy (ha) with a Sharpie marker.

Also, C3PO looks mighty fucking buff in that photo

Queen Leia in Episode VII

  On 6/16/2015 at 1:11 PM, Rubin Farr said:

Queen Leia in Episode VII

 

She looks like a sad, confused old lady...

I can't believe this franchise gets dragged out like this, the originals weren't that good.

  On 6/5/2015 at 11:08 PM, bitroast said:

 

  On 6/5/2015 at 10:19 PM, Brisbot said:

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protocol droid is just a cover. for anakin c-3p0 is more than just machine, he is lover. vader misses the gay-bot he made.

 

GO AWAY! *cries*

 

oh pls. man who later wears black leather all body outfit, makes shiny gold robot with posh accent as a kid while living in repressed slave community with his mother and never had a father figure ??

pls.

 

  On 6/5/2015 at 11:36 PM, Kilgore Trout said:

confirmed gaybot made by jesusboy/future cyborgay.

lol, missed this last time I came into the thread

Yeah what's up with these Stormtroopers that are supposed to be amazingly trained soldiers but can't aim for shit

etc

  On 6/16/2015 at 2:57 PM, Joyrex said:

 

  On 6/16/2015 at 1:11 PM, Rubin Farr said:

Queen Leia in Episode VII

 

She looks like a sad, confused old lady...

http://io9.com/5947334/and-now-princess-leias-coke-nail-from-return-of-the-jedi

  On 6/16/2015 at 4:25 PM, Rubin Farr said:

 

  On 6/16/2015 at 2:57 PM, Joyrex said:

 

  On 6/16/2015 at 1:11 PM, Rubin Farr said:

Queen Leia in Episode VII

 

She looks like a sad, confused old lady...

The Force of coke was strong with her

 

http://io9.com/5947334/and-now-princess-leias-coke-nail-from-return-of-the-jedi

Best part about that is that she commented on it on Twitter in a fashionable matter...

https://mobile.twitter.com/carrieffisher/status/256120817811865600

A lot of people forget she's a professional author and humorist. She can definitely take a joke.

  On 6/16/2015 at 9:42 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 6/16/2015 at 4:25 PM, Rubin Farr said:

 

  On 6/16/2015 at 2:57 PM, Joyrex said:

 

  On 6/16/2015 at 1:11 PM, Rubin Farr said:

Queen Leia in Episode VII

 

She looks like a sad, confused old lady...

The Force of coke was strong with her

 

http://io9.com/5947334/and-now-princess-leias-coke-nail-from-return-of-the-jedi

Best part about that is that she commented on it on Twitter in a fashionable matter...

https://mobile.twitter.com/carrieffisher/status/256120817811865600

 

It's a shame that they gave her the starwars universe version of a pants suit, but yeah, like far said, i've never found her, despite her minor crazy, to be unilluminated as to reality of her surroundings or the general flow of conversation when in interviews, she does take the piss a lot though, and seems to really not give a fuck.

Admiral Ackbar and Nien Nunb reportedly returning:

  On 6/19/2015 at 7:00 PM, Rubin Farr said:

Admiral Ackbar and Nien Nunb reportedly returning:

 

 

Ackbar has had work done... old squid can't bear to see himself in his aged years...