Star Wars Episode VII *MAJOR SPOILERS*

Darth Vader was a gladiator?

his mask was made of hair encased in plastic?

yeah looks like unravelling fiberglass. I always thought his helmet was supposed to be metal or some kind of hard plastic

The "hard plastic" in question is called plasteel.

Oh lol that's the actual material stated in the Star Wars lore?

DJ "Hard Plastic"

Daniel Craig confirmed to be playing a Stormtrooper, possibly as an extra

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/star-wars-7-simon-pegg-reveals-daniel-craig-will-be-a-stormtrooper-in-the-force-awakens-10252545.html

Ugh, Simon Pegg and Daniel Craig? Really?

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never gets old

Fucking lol

Daisy Ridley (awesome name, should have just kept her real name for her character) hinted in an interview that her family in the movie is important... I'm guessing either Luke's daughter, or the daughter of Leia and Han.

  On 5/19/2015 at 3:43 PM, Joyrex said:

Daisy Ridley (awesome name, should have just kept her real name for her character) hinted in an interview that her family in the movie is important... I'm guessing either Luke's daughter, or the daughter of Leia and Han.

I'm guessing that Domhnall Gleeson is Luke's son...

Daisy Ridley looks too pretty to be in a Star Wars movie.

But who did Luke impregnate ? The Force ?

Star Wars VIII - The Force Impregnated

which leads to Star Wars IX - Abort the Force

Daisy Ridley is hot

  On 5/19/2015 at 4:20 PM, azatoth said:

Daisy Ridley looks too pretty to be in a Star Wars movie.

  On 5/19/2015 at 5:53 PM, dr lopez said:

Daisy Ridley is hot

  On 5/19/2015 at 4:20 PM, azatoth said:

Daisy Ridley looks too pretty to be in a Star Wars movie.

Wtf does this mean? There aren't hot people in a galaxy far far away??

 

I am sure there are, but she just seems too pretty compared to what was in the previous movies. Sure Portman and Fisher are pretty, but she is more pretty than them.

  On 5/19/2015 at 4:21 PM, Perezvon said:

But who did Luke impregnate ? The Force ?

It was the midichlorians! *vomits*

Oh right just like when they raped Anakin's mother !

God fucked Schmi, that vagina was ruined by God dick.

It's a Jesus allegory!

Really, no Leia bikini??

yeah i've always wanted to be inside a queer robot or a midget

  On 5/19/2015 at 7:29 PM, Rubin Farr said:

Really, no Leia bikini??

 

Another force just awakened...