Star Wars Episode VII *MAJOR SPOILERS*

all the girth in his arms went to his one chub leg

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I think most of them are pretty cool.

what's ewan mcgregor doing there

My nephew is gonna shit when he sees this, his two favorite things in the whole world just had a baby. I feel sorry for my brother's wallet.

http://youtu.be/DWnA-yXUmJI

  On 5/5/2015 at 9:46 PM, Hoodie said:

 

  On 5/4/2015 at 9:28 PM, korona15 said:

 

their aliens don't look any less cartoony and retarded than in the prequels, especially not pirates on bottom left, penis face on the bottom left, bowser in the middle, and weird floppy arm posing red dude on the right.

 

agreed, its odd how modern videogame world bland they look. Its the same weird problem that JJ dealt with in that ET ripoff movie where everybody was confused/shocked/dumbfounded by why the main monster/alien in that movie looked like the Star Wars sarlacc pit monster.

  On 5/5/2015 at 10:26 PM, Rubin Farr said:

My nephew is gonna shit when he sees this, his two favorite things in the whole world just had a baby. I feel sorry for my brother's wallet.

 

http://youtu.be/DWnA-yXUmJI

Fucking LOL @ Chewbacca's face

  On 5/5/2015 at 5:01 PM, Joyrex said:

 

  On 5/4/2015 at 9:25 PM, patternoverlap said:

 

 

 

Looks like the Boston Marathon bomber

 

looks like there are some street lights right of his head

He's kept warm by his own emo hipsterness

i think i can already figure out why JJ decided to walk away after Episode VII, prediction: after the marketing campaign dies down we'll see a Joss Whedon Age of Ultron style regretful semi shit talky interview about how Disney tied his hands.

  On 5/6/2015 at 9:01 PM, Rubin Farr said:

He's kept warm by his own emo hipsterness

What does this even mean

Rubin is elderly.

What? Speak up my Miracle Ear failed

adam driver is one of the best new actors on the scene - as is oscar isaac. come on guys it'll be good.

*remembers feeling confident when ewan was cast, forgetting that his lines would be written by a man retarded by money*

Driver just looks too skinny to be imposing, he doesn't look like he has the upper body strength to last long in a sword fight, which is incredibly draining of you've ever fenced. That was one thing I like about Daredevil, he is as exhausted as the guys he's fighting. Of course maybe Midichlorians give you super stamina, bc it sure as hell gives you super everything else.

he's pretty built.. lol i'm always reminded that i'm still kinda diff than most people on here....i've watched every episode of girls about 10 times so i've studied his body pretty well

Girls is quality

  On 5/7/2015 at 1:09 AM, Rubin Farr said:

Driver just looks too skinny to be imposing, he doesn't look like he has the upper body strength to last long in a sword fight, which is incredibly draining of you've ever fenced. That was one thing I like about Daredevil, he is as exhausted as the guys he's fighting. Of course maybe Midichlorians give you super stamina, bc it sure as hell gives you super everything else.

Driver is... skinny? wtf dude you've never seen the TV series girls lol.

Uh no... I don't pay for HBO

Good to know he has some guns. The costume obscures his physique completely.

  On 5/7/2015 at 3:52 AM, dr lopez said:

he's pretty built.. lol i'm always reminded that i'm still kinda diff than most people on here....i've watched every episode of girls about 10 times so i've studied his body pretty well

 

this post was so gay

  On 5/6/2015 at 9:08 PM, John Ehrlichman said:

i think i can already figure out why JJ decided to walk away after Episode VII, prediction: after the marketing campaign dies down we'll see a Joss Whedon Age of Ultron style regretful semi shit talky interview about how Disney tied his hands.

Eh, I don't think so - JJ's passion for Star Wars is genuine, and I think he was just concerned about turning into the next Lucas and doing nothing but Star Wars for the next 30 years...

Time will tell though - I have high hopes for this film, so if it tanks, it will be very sad they couldn't do better than Lucas.

  On 5/7/2015 at 4:05 PM, dr lopez said:

 

  On 5/7/2015 at 3:52 AM, dr lopez said:

he's pretty built.. lol i'm always reminded that i'm still kinda diff than most people on here....i've watched every episode of girls about 10 times so i've studied his body pretty well

 

this post was so gay

 

Hey, it's 2015 man... nothing wrong with that

this thread is awesome

May the 7th be with you