DJ Khaled

This guy is fucking hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ao7LpSIL7A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17B9NGk1LHI

I'm nothing but jealous of this guy tbh

I'd retain my body over his though

You smart.

This thread was made out of pure jealousy btw.

Is he suffering in the buddhist sense of unsatisfactoriness in fleeting things, or is he suffering from heart disease & RSI from signing too many contracts?

i thought this guy died, like, a year ago

DJ Khaled is like a shitty character you'd meet in a GTA game

  On 2/15/2015 at 5:41 PM, Danny O Flannagin said:

DJ Khaled is like a shitty character you'd meet in a GTA game

Is there something wrong with his eyes? They're always closed.

"On the phone with the owner of iTunes"

What?

That "You so smart" video made me uncomfortable and I can't tell exactly why.

  On 2/15/2015 at 7:10 PM, chassis said:

That "You so smart" video made me uncomfortable and I can't tell exactly why.

congratulations, you're not a terrible human being.

"SAY MY NAME......

Timid voice: DCHAY KALIT

SAY MY NAM

DCHAY KALIT

U SMOT"

epic.

"buy yo momma a house, buy yo dog a house, buy yo house a house." :D

  On 2/15/2015 at 5:41 PM, Danny O Flannagin said:

DJ Khaled is like a shitty character you'd meet in a GTA game

lol

U SMOT is pretty bad but that other video with him celebrating his "#1" record takes it to another level, holy shit.

Never heard of this guy until now. How is so rich and famous?

One of the videos in the OP shows this fucking whale of a man fucking a poor girl doesn't it

I don't wanna watch that again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJXbP3i-4BM#t=37

if this guy is doing a long-con type of thing and is a performance artist pretending to be this character, he's a genius

  On 2/16/2015 at 1:24 AM, John Ehrlichman said:

if this guy is doing a long-con type of thing and is a performance artist pretending to be this character, he's a genius

I think on some level, most rappers, characters and celebrities are aware of what they are doing and do so to garner image and attention (i.e. money) How much of a degree of control and awareness of their loss of soul is the factor I think is more varied in the real crazies vs. con artists.

On the other hand, this dude (or his public persona) is a total twat who looks like he needs an Excedrin on each of his album covers.

  On 2/15/2015 at 5:25 PM, Cryptowen said:

i thought this guy died, like, a year ago

probably thinking of dj rashad, who actually had talent unlike this fuck knuckle

  On 2/16/2015 at 2:32 AM, Hoodie said:

 

  On 2/15/2015 at 5:25 PM, Cryptowen said:

i thought this guy died, like, a year ago

 

probably thinking of dj rashad, who actually had talent unlike this fuck knuckle

 

Yes. I listened to Double Cup a couple days ago and was thinking "damn he died like a year ago didn't he"

That "You Smart" vid was hard to watch, when he was laying down bundles of benjimans for that bimbo, like a father handing a child weekly allowance. All that money could be spent on more charitable things like helping the disabled, funding humanitarian aid for refugees, etc.

dj rashad :( rip forever

get yo belly health right

  On 2/15/2015 at 5:41 PM, Danny O Flannagin said:

DJ Khaled is like a shitty character you'd meet in a GTA game

Nailed it