DJ Khaled

  On 1/19/2016 at 1:00 PM, Djeroek said:

lol he breaks out a sweat trying to bend his knee.

see that stuff leaking out of his pores that you call "sweat"? that's pure success, baby. success radiating magnanimously from his corpulent, cholesterol/sugar-laden person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hblkn-pCM60

khaled actually comes across well in this i thought...seems like quite a nice guy at heart.

at 5:58 his son is finally coming out and he goes and starts blasting his own album flol

I GOT THE KEYS KEYS KEYS

lion

what a way to enter the world. that kid has no idea what he's in for.

*Khaled punches his baby* "welcome ta earf!"

did anyone watch khaled completely pussy out on the hot wings challenge and then TJ miller rip on him when he went on lol

edit: lol @ 5:20 

DJ Khaled another false idol of millennials, back in the day we didn't fall for this shit, we were so punk we didn't worship anyone we were our own gods, what are you kids doing worshiping kim kardashian kane west and beyonce worship nature instead maybe a walk in the park will cure your intense autism  

lol saw that hotwings one a while ago, hilarious.

My internal question of "who the fuck buys his albums?" was answered last week.

The department I work in at the moment we open parcels posted to prisoners. I've lost count of how many copies of the new DJ Khaled I've opened.

lol really? far out.

  On 11/1/2016 at 12:19 PM, hello spiral said:

lol saw that hotwings one a while ago, hilarious.

 

My internal question of "who the fuck buys his albums?" was answered last week.

The department I work in at the moment we open parcels posted to prisoners. I've lost count of how many copies of the new DJ Khaled I've opened.

Have you ever opened a splat mat? lol

a watnow?

  On 11/1/2016 at 1:51 PM, hello spiral said:

a watnow?

a Nintendo Splat Mat LOL

  On 11/1/2016 at 1:51 PM, hello spiral said:

a watnow?

I saw in a spam email that they print life-sized nude pics of porn stars for guys to splat on.  I swear I didn't order one!  LOL

google "scoreland splat mat" if you wanna see, but very NSFW