DJ Khaled

So, about him having sex...

How does that work? I mean, he's a really big guy. I literally looked up "fat guy penis" on Google and it came up with plenty of interesting stories of fat in a guy's pubic mound.

Even if he found his way to his penis, it'd have to be 50 inches long to be able to find its way out from under his stomach. Do you think he holds up his stomach like we boys did with our shirts when we were kids and had to use the urinal? You know, tugging the shirt up under your chin?

What the fuck am I doing?

*forcibly clears Squee's browser history against his protestations*

  On 12/23/2015 at 4:19 PM, Squee said:

So, about him having sex...

How does that work? I mean, he's a really big guy. I literally looked up "fat guy penis" on Google and it came up with plenty of interesting stories of fat in a guy's pubic mound.

Even if he found his way to his penis, it'd have to be 50 inches long to be able to find its way out from under his stomach. Do you think he holds up his stomach like we boys did with our shirts when we were kids and had to use the urinal? You know, tugging the shirt up under your chin?

they probably use the friction of their gut

like this

nsfl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo67zeb3iM0

  On 12/23/2015 at 4:39 PM, triachus said:

 

  On 12/23/2015 at 4:19 PM, Squee said:

So, about him having sex...

How does that work? I mean, he's a really big guy. I literally looked up "fat guy penis" on Google and it came up with plenty of interesting stories of fat in a guy's pubic mound.

Even if he found his way to his penis, it'd have to be 50 inches long to be able to find its way out from under his stomach. Do you think he holds up his stomach like we boys did with our shirts when we were kids and had to use the urinal? You know, tugging the shirt up under your chin?

they probably use the friction of their gut

 

like this

 

nsfl

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo67zeb3iM0

 

lol!

So when they're ready they catch the semen in a cup and inseminate their significant other using a funnel?

nah they drink it straight down

http://flappykhaled.com/

  On 12/17/2015 at 11:38 PM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 2/15/2015 at 12:26 PM, Npoess said:

This guy is fucking

 

 

 

One thing I don't get though - where the fuck is that girl's upper body? Like surely her head is gonna be hanging off the side of the bed or something - unless she suffers from dwarfism? Those are not petite legs.

 

What I'm thinking is - he got like the lower half of one of those real dolls.

 

Hahaha, Looks like he's got the lower half of a mannequin and cut a hole into the groin and stuck a couple of gammon steaks into the gap and then started nudging it along the bed with his dick, to the corner of the bed, then onto the floor, out the door and into the pool.

In the uncut version.

cuz they dont want you to glitch out

http://flappykhaled.com/

the future is now

edit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROOe73j4POk

DJ Khaled snapchats aka horror films to ruin the mind.

DJ Khamred

flol at that vine

next level of dank

Has this been posted yet?

ew

ew indeed

here are some workout tips from the man most qualified to give them out:

Is he a Nathan For You business plan?

lol he breaks out a sweat trying to bend his knee.