DJ Khaled

  On 11/5/2015 at 8:40 PM, Gocab said:

He appears to be strapped down to a gurney, ready for an ambulance ride. Maybe he is ill after all.

That makes sense. He didn't look (physically) unwell at all, so that never entered my mind. All I could think of was a really weird roller coaster ride.

  On 11/6/2015 at 3:43 AM, usagi said:

he OD'd on tha smot

Tragic...

My guess would be it has something to do with this:

It's like those 'part of a balanced breakfast' things they put up after the sugary hustler finishes hawking off their cereal to dumb people and children. The table has like 2 grapefruits, a half dozen rashers of bacon, 4 slices of toast, 3 eggs and a slab of ham next to a reasonable sized portion of their sugar doused grains. I always think "well, yeah, if I was eating it with the breakfast of Danish kings then it would be."

In other words - Shame on you DJ Khaled. You're not healthy and why are you ordering egg whites?

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GET HEALTHY

Rick Ross ate pears and Khaled became a pear

https://www.instagram.com/p/-3DndXLu-4/?taken-by=djkhaled

Here's a picture of a 46 and 40 year old man who both dresses like 14 year olds.

'DJ Khaled gave up like 2 wings in. Whattafuckboy'

'Should've given the ok to the ceo of chilli to add the most powerful servers for his body to handle this'

  On 12/5/2015 at 3:33 PM, Npoess said:

https://www.instagram.com/p/-3DndXLu-4/?taken-by=djkhaled

Here's a picture of a 46 and 40 year old man who both dresses like 14 year olds.

GREAT ACTOR SHAME ONLY DID ONE MOVIE http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0288045/

Hah, came here to post the wings video... What a fuccboi, gave up and then spews off bullshit about how he didnt quit. LOL

That series is pretty interesting though concept-wise. The one with Machine Gun Kelly is pretty good, he makes it all the way.

it's just an advert, for hot sauces

Sorry for linking to a Fact Mag article *enables ironic distance*

But this is too good:

http://www.factmag.com/2015/12/15/dj-khaled-got-lost-at-sea-while-riding-his-jet-ski-at-night/

lol

I might get the Snapchat app just to follow this guy

this is SO next level

hope yall are in chat

"the key is never give up"

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"the key is to not drive your jetski in the dark"

lol

"it's so real out here smh"

  On 12/15/2015 at 11:40 PM, GetSquirrely said:

"the key is never give up"

 

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"the key is to not drive your jetski in the dark"

 

lol

so good