DJ Khaled

  On 12/15/2015 at 11:27 PM, sheatheman said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMHCW1RIqBk

 

this is SO next level

 

hope yall are in chat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkuR8ODzo1Q

Fantastic! I wept when he reached shore. Emotional.

am I imagining shit or is he actually a bit crosseyed

Is it weird that I want his life?

Edit - I mean, not the dugong body and intellect of a snail, but like the ballin' house in someplace warm, stacks of cash and ability to fuck off and snapchat my jetski misadventures.

Where do I sell my soul?

  On 12/17/2015 at 1:23 AM, Audioblysk said:

dugong body

wololo

  On 2/15/2015 at 12:26 PM, Npoess said:

This guy is fucking

 

One thing I don't get though - where the fuck is that girl's upper body? Like surely her head is gonna be hanging off the side of the bed or something - unless she suffers from dwarfism? Those are not petite legs.

What I'm thinking is - he got like the lower half of one of those real dolls.

  On 12/17/2015 at 11:38 PM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 2/15/2015 at 12:26 PM, Npoess said:

This guy is fucking

 

 

 

One thing I don't get though - where the fuck is that girl's upper body? Like surely her head is gonna be hanging off the side of the bed or something - unless she suffers from dwarfism? Those are not petite legs.

 

What I'm thinking is - he got like the lower half of one of those real dolls.

 

flol

you're absolutely right.

I can always tell how unproductive my day has been by how much time I spend watching DJ Khaled.

  On 12/18/2015 at 12:20 PM, tec said:

I can always tell how unproductive my day has been by how much time I spend watching DJ Khaled.

The path to success.

holy shit

he lives for our sins

this is so over the (dank) top

Someone needs to get on this shit. Would buy.

  On 12/19/2015 at 3:41 PM, Perezvon said:

he lives for our sins

lol

http://www.theydontwantyouto.win/

  On 12/20/2015 at 2:30 PM, Perezvon said:

http://www.theydontwantyouto.win/

Was just about to post this.

"Coco butter is the key"

"They don't want you to have lunch" flol

"For DJ Khaled, Snapchat Is a Major Key to Success"

http://nyti.ms/1kdqNqs

he's smot, he has the keys

is he drinking Listerine?

It sure fucking looks like it.

and apparently listerine is the key to success...i wish i'd known that years ago

Why on earth does he think taking so many shirtless selfies in the mirror is a good idea with that gut?

Maybe he's darker skinned version of Randy from Trailer Park Boys...

Or maybe he's capable of levels of self-deprecation we are just not fully able to appreciate yet.

Maybe he's just fucking clueless.

Irrational levels of belief in oneself along with persistence is the key to success behind anyone you see in the the media, from Elon Musk to Louis CK.

Just be smot or stupid and don't play yourself and you can have this much success.