DJ Khaled

Gotta be a made up character, right?

Is he the new Ali G, right?

Right guys?

just going out on a limb here, and forgive me for being bold, but from what i can gather, ive got a feeling this guy might have had a no.1 record at some point

no matter, he'll die of a coronary within a couple of years.

you have such a big budget khalid

Imagine you studied for 6 years, work 40-50 hours a week, you give youre best and stil have problems with money.

and than you see this guy.

  On 2/16/2015 at 10:41 AM, BCM said:

no matter, he'll die of a coronary within a couple of years.

Either that or crash his jet ski

Wtf was that atrocious sex scene for?

Guy seems like the music world equivalent of Kenny Powers. What an utter cunt

  On 2/16/2015 at 1:24 AM, John Ehrlichman said:

if this guy is doing a long-con type of thing and is a performance artist pretending to be this character, he's a genius

lol

^ argh ^

  On 2/16/2015 at 2:08 PM, manmower said:

lovely

liking these too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrn4uv596X4

its ok girls, he has his pants on when he holds you down and pretends boning you. that might not be so bad for $25k of fake money

  On 2/16/2015 at 12:08 PM, Kavinsky said:

Imagine you studied for 6 years, work 40-50 hours a week, you give youre best and stil have problems with money.

 

and than you see this guy.

This. Somehow I have doubts about his longevity tho. (Maybe there's thruth to the saying "the candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long")

  On 2/16/2015 at 2:08 PM, manmower said:

lol

DJ Khaled is the perfect example of the DJ vs. Production Producer vs. Producer as Curator vs. Mixtape Host as "Producer".

like what the fuck is he? As someone mentioned before: this is probably performance art - He is not a DJ or Producer in any sense and had you all believe itt!!!! ahhaaahah!!! ::jumps in ocean::

When I grow up, I want to talk to and threat women like they're mentally retarded and prostitutes and constantly have the need to brag about my favorable economic situation, attained by artistic and creative work that revolves around yelling my own name out load on records, to compensate for my inner lack of self-worth because of the fact I was told to be worthless as a child and because I never really had a father around that loved me as a child.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbSRlo7aBpY

lol, he's such a fucking self-absorbed attention whore. I love him.

Where do I propose? A commercial TV-station of course!

I'd like to think this is all an act and next lvl commentary, but it's probably not...

  On 2/16/2015 at 7:34 PM, Npoess said:

Where do I go to propose? A commercial TV-station of course!

He learned everything he knows about romance by watching Wrestlemania

Be inspired:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nnyjqRH46E

If you go through these interviews, you're a true trooper (you might slit your wrists though)

Here's few repeated themes:

Narcissism

Materialism
Paranoia

Overly-defensiveness

Self-pity

Lacking self-awareness

Dick sucking of homies

He pretty much makes Kanye West look humble samaritan

Lol, i like the reporter's jersey

this thread is gold.

i'll have nightmares from this thread for sure, it all seems like some clever hiphop joke

just check out this dope fuckin track

That's cause you a geneyous!!

  On 2/16/2015 at 2:08 PM, manmower said: