Your pointless thoughts & observations

There's neither an illustrated children's book of the Spanish inquisition, nor a scratch 'n' sniff.  WTF.  So disappointed with society.

so, jacklinks beef jerky on walgreens is $4.99 each 3.25 oz bag... went to amazon to try and find some 8 pack or something to get it cheaper, turns out it's  even more expensive, $47.99 an 8 pack of 3.25 bags... fuck this shit...

  On 3/8/2020 at 9:28 PM, Tim_J said:

so, jacklinks beef jerky on walgreens is $4.99 each 3.25 oz bag... went to amazon to try and find some 8 pack or something to get it cheaper, turns out it's  even more expensive, $47.99 an 8 pack of 3.25 bags... fuck this shit...

Jerky, can't live with it, can't live without it.

  On 3/8/2020 at 10:36 PM, yekker said:

Jerky, can't live with it, can't live without it.

jerky, i can't live, with or without you, woooahh ohhh ohhh ohhhh

  On 12/7/2019 at 4:01 PM, darreichungsform said:

Just think of vaginas

this rlly helped improve my mood today, I also think it's p idm 

  On 3/7/2020 at 1:52 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Prawn tempura is the most consistent dish across all restaurants.  Prove me wrong.

on payday or a day or two after I treat myself to a sashimi lunch/dinner in a decent place in town. I normally follow up the sashimi platter with tempura prawns and a second flask of hot sake.

My last trip there I noticed next to the tempura prawns on the menu they had tempura oysters for the same price, so decided to change my normal 'tism ritual.

It seems oysters are good at absorbing the fat they are deep fried in. They sat in my stomach grumbling for 6-7hrs until I threw them up.

Long story short I am in agreement with your post

Millions of people on Earth don't use toilet paper, we'll live.

if the future is full of bumguns I’m out. 

Learned today that Drake is that fellow from the "nope... alright!" meme.  Neat.

  On 3/13/2020 at 2:05 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Learned today that Drake is that fellow from the "nope... alright!" meme.  Neat.

Concerning toilet paper, there are two strategies we can try after the supply has been depleted:

1. Eat plenty of fiber. In fact, ONLY eat fiber. Every educated watmmer knows that a high fiber diet is the best way to have a perfect break. No wiping, no fuss, no muss, plenty of bragging rights.

2. A shitcloth. Keep it in the bathroom. Wash it every time you wipe your ass. Also use it to wipe up the unfortunately fateful vomit.

tim and eric have a web store where they sell pretty cool shirts but there's not my size... fuck this shit...

Wait until you dirty plebs discover washing your ass after taking a dump

it's the best thing ever

a fresh feeling of cleanliness no premium soft toiler paper can provide

saves trees

no clogging the toilet

feeling of royal superiority

Amongst all the corona hysteria in the current news cycle, the above ass washing life hack should be mentioned to combat the toilet paper hoarding epidemic.  As long as your shower's still running, toilet paper is not the be-all and end-all.

Isn't walking around in wet underwear all day kind of bothersome though? Or do you have a tiny ass fan to dry it off? Or a dedicated shit towel that you bring everywhere?

You've never gotten out of the shower and dried your ass off without getting shit all over it?

Once

  On 3/13/2020 at 9:49 PM, Gocab said:

Isn't walking around in wet underwear all day kind of bothersome though? Or do you have a tiny ass fan to dry it off? Or a dedicated shit towel that you bring everywhere?

Even if by some chance you are unable to dry it off, the wetness will be felt up to 20 min max.

Also, consult Braintree's post.

A tiny ass fan could work I guess. You're welcome to try and report back the findings.

You can still use a bit of loo paper to dry it off. That way you still need to buy a toilet paper, but it will last considerably longer.

For additional info call my info hotline on 1-800-CLEANASS

sometimes a 12 minute song feels longer than a 20 minute song. 

  On 3/14/2020 at 12:53 AM, cichlisuite said:

Even if by some chance you are unable to dry it off, the wetness will be felt up to 20 min max.

Also, consult Braintree's post.

A tiny ass fan could work I guess. You're welcome to try and report back the findings.

You can still use a bit of loo paper to dry it off. That way you still need to buy a toilet paper, but it will last considerably longer.

For additional info call my info hotline on 1-800-CLEANASS

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I actually dialed 1800-CLEANASS just for fun before realizing cleanass is 1 too many digits.

it was ringing but I didn’t let it get to an operator, when I googled the number it seems like it’s a South American hotline of sorts 

pointless thought. I just learned what a Prince Albert piercing is. why the shit anyone would do that intentionally. I can't even.

Boys For Pele is almost too dynamic. every time i listen to it (which is a lot over the last twenty years) i'm constantly adjusting the volume between tracks. it's good in that it really allows for the soft quiet details to really be truly small and intimate and the big bombastic moments to stand out (of course this is the point of dynamism in music!)...  but it's challenging when just putting on in the background when doing other things and/or in consideration of neighbors. if i leave it relatively quiet so the big moments don't blast then i feel like i miss half the album (which is v sad those quiet portions of tracks are fucking lovely)

  On 3/14/2020 at 6:08 AM, ignatius said:

sometimes a 12 minute song feels longer than a 20 minute song. 

Someone's been listening to NTS.

  On 3/15/2020 at 8:28 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Someone's been listening to NTS.

Always! but that post was more about the hour long modular jam i've been editing down the last couple days. 

Oh, haha.  Right on.  I've been there with a lot of noise jams.