Your pointless thoughts & observations

There's a Wrath James White short story like that. Athiest hears about a whore that makes you see God when you fuck her. Rocks up to the place where she is, in Mexico, and finds out she's a catatonic and ancient near-corpse with light coming out of her vagoo. When he does the deed he basically astrally projects to the outside of creation and sees that the whole Universe is God. It's just a gigantic Lovecraftian being mindlessly making sure no amount of matter is wasted. Endlessly sending it through convoluted cycles to keep existence going. It doesn't care if that's sentient life like us or an asteroid belt. We're nothing to it. :^)

  On 6/27/2018 at 10:22 AM, hello spiral said:

There's a Wrath James White short story like that. Athiest hears about a whore that makes you see God when you fuck her. Rocks up to the place where she is, in Mexico, and finds out she's a catatonic and ancient near-corpse with light coming out of her vagoo. When he does the deed he basically astrally projects to the outside of creation and sees that the whole Universe is God. It's just a gigantic Lovecraftian being mindlessly making sure no amount of matter is wasted. Endlessly sending it through convoluted cycles to keep existence going. It doesn't care if that's sentient life like us or an asteroid belt. We're nothing to it. :^)

Beautiful! Just beautiful. 

I've always meant to read one of that man's books.

They're fucking disgusting. And he loves to put himself in them frequently as a male Mary Sue, a big black sexy muscled dominatrix Mary Sue. And the quality control with the writing fluctuates wildly.

Despite all of this they're highly entertaining. I've read three so far, the short story collections.

this is the song for today. in mericuh anyways. 

London is a country coming down from it's trip...

Sometimes I get little hangnails/something on the edge/base of my fingernails that hurt like constant dull fire for hours or days and it makes me want to cut my finger off every time I get one.

RIP Toys R Us. feels bad, man.

cops pulled a kids body from the pond in front of my house earlier today

why visine gotta be in the furthest corner of the damn CONVENIENCE store bruh, like y

When I was away on a work assignment, a coworker told me his girlfriend wanted another baby, but to make sure it was a girl. She had a theory that if you save up your load for a bit so that it’s thick and plentiful it will make a boy. Thinner viscosity after frequent usage creates a girl. Sounds scientifical.

  On 6/30/2018 at 3:21 AM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

cops pulled a kids body from the pond in front of my house earlier today

Jesus...

he was trying to fish out that opn lp

  On 6/30/2018 at 9:03 AM, hello spiral said:

he was trying to fish out that opn lp

lolol oof

  On 6/30/2018 at 8:17 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

 

  On 6/30/2018 at 3:21 AM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

cops pulled a kids body from the pond in front of my house earlier today

 

Jesus...

 

much younger than Jesus unfortunately. The EMTs were doing chest compressions and CPR etc so there's a chance he maybe lived? No update in the news yet. I can't imagine the kid made it - from what I understand a few people passing by saw him floating about, and pulled him out and called the cops right away. Sounds like the poor kid was in there for a bit.

Some poor parents lives just got fistfcked yesterday, rlly sad.

Horrible.  Definitely a contender for watmm most grim personal(ish) anecdote 2018.  Is the pond literally in your front yard?  

  On 6/30/2018 at 9:14 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Is the pond literally in your front yard?  

Almost yeah - my front lawn + 2 lanes of traffic and then the pond. =(

Damn.

Also, darkest lol 2018:

  On 6/30/2018 at 9:03 AM, hello spiral said:

he was trying to fish out that opn lp

A few years ago, a dismembered corpse was left in a hockey bag behind the building I was working in. In an area with lots of foot traffic too. The rest of the body was left in the lobby of an apartment building across the street, where the murderer lived. It’s also right down the street from a police station so he was caught like instantly.

Whatever happened to that canadian mall corpse? Didn't the fella sneak into the women's toilets or something? 

  On 6/30/2018 at 10:51 PM, Echolalia said:

Whatever happened to that canadian mall corpse? Didn't the fella sneak into the women's toilets or something? 

Yeah - that was here where I live (Calgary). 

Eventually it was just ruled "accidental" with no further explanation. I figure he was either trying to setup cameras in the womens washrooms, or he was trying to hide so he could rob some stores after close?

He basically got trapped between two walls I guess.

Police confirmed today the boy died =(

  On 6/30/2018 at 11:53 PM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

Police confirmed today the boy died =(

Damn :\

I guess the kid was...

RI(Pond)

All (too soon, tasteless) jokes aside, really sad. Only 5 years old and probably wandered out the back gate (you can see from the houses in that pic, most have low chain link gates that would be really easy for a kid to open). 

All it takes is a few minutes I guess. When I have a kid I'm going to be anxious as hell about everything I think.

i thought abbie hoffman was a woman until just now