Your pointless thoughts & observations

  On 6/7/2018 at 9:47 PM, Bob Dobalina said:

I actually watched a youtube clip of Mrs. Brown's Boys just to see what he's always on about, dear god...

I've never watched it and I know how bad it is purely judging by which work colleagues think it's amazing.

Jimmy Fallon is just unbearable, how can anyone stand to watch that guy? Every mannerism he has makes my skin crawl.

  On 6/9/2018 at 3:11 AM, RSP said:

Jimmy Fallon is just unbearable, how can anyone stand to watch that guy? Every mannerism he has makes my skin crawl.

and he laughs at everything...

question , does jerking off while watching yourself in a mirror make you gay?

  On 6/9/2018 at 4:37 AM, yek said:

question , does jerking off while watching yourself in a mirror make you gay?

Yes

  On 6/9/2018 at 4:37 AM, yek said:

question , does jerking off while watching yourself in a mirror make you gay?

Only if you maintain eye contact

Jerking off into fire while blasting your fav manowar tracks.

Max Hetero.

Battle Hymn for the max climax. 

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  On 6/9/2018 at 4:48 AM, xxx said:

Jerking off in front of a mirror does not mean that you're gay but it does mean you're very brave. One time I filmed myself ejaculating with my smartphone just for the....hell I have no idea why I did it. Anyway, I was fucking horrified upon reviewing and couldn't delete it fast enough.

maybe you didn't quite have the lighting right... ?? at least that's how porn works

there's something that doesn't translate when comparing real life to porn. 

  On 6/9/2018 at 4:54 AM, yek said:

 

  On 6/9/2018 at 4:48 AM, xxx said:

Jerking off in front of a mirror does not mean that you're gay but it does mean you're very brave. One time I filmed myself ejaculating with my smartphone just for the....hell I have no idea why I did it. Anyway, I was fucking horrified upon reviewing and couldn't delete it fast enough.

maybe you didn't quite have the lighting right... ?? at least that's how porn works

 

there's something that doesn't translate when comparing real life to porn. 

 

I did that at the request of a lady and she couldn't have been more pleased with the result. I also woke up semi-sober the next morning and was horrified and couldn't delete it fast enough though.

  On 6/9/2018 at 4:49 AM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

Jerking off into fire while blasting your fav manowar tracks.

 

Max Hetero.

 

Battle Hymn for the max climax. 

 

 

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lol I didn't realize this topic was gonna have 'jerk off into fire' further back in the topic

jerks off into fire during a pre-rendered cut-scene

Edit: people are obsessed with uncut cutscenes too. It's fucking weird and sometimes I think it's antisemitism

they always blame their parents and/or mohels

yes agree

  On 6/9/2018 at 1:22 PM, xxx said:

lulz we all here wrapped up in our phallic narcissism and I just now thought to ask...how did you feel, yek?

I haven't tried it yet. I thought I'd ask first cause I don't want to do nothing gay.

  On 6/10/2018 at 12:00 AM, yek said:

 

  On 6/9/2018 at 1:22 PM, xxx said:

lulz we all here wrapped up in our phallic narcissism and I just now thought to ask...how did you feel, yek?

I haven't tried it yet. I thought I'd ask first cause I don't want to do nothing gay.

 

is it ok if he never watch your business

how can you truly be experimental IDM if

Opposite hand, in front of a mirror then...

Flol!

  On 6/10/2018 at 1:25 AM, yek said:

Opposite hand, in front of a mirror then...

did you sit on your hand first too lol

https://joannepollock.bandcamp.com/album/stranger

wait wait wait wait wait wait........wait! xxx when you say you filmed yourself, do you mean you filmed your *whole* self? full body and face? 

yeah ok wew, I considered that it may have been that and my mind recoiled in horror.

A full body shot of wanks at national monuments, posted on your tumblr, while holding down a demanding lobbyist position for a fortune 500 company. 

  On 6/9/2018 at 4:54 AM, yek said:

there's something that doesn't translate when comparing real life to porn.

the size of my penis

  On 6/10/2018 at 8:12 AM, Candiru said:

A full body shot of wanks at national monuments, posted on your tumblr, while holding down a demanding lobbyist position for a fortune 500 company.

par for the course.

hey anybody an alex fan

should I do an IDM track called "got green looking 4"

frogs

the bacon king jr costs only $4.59 before tax

https://youtu.be/Kt5tnfYm75E

The way he delivers it makes you think you're getting the whole burger for 4 dollars, but then he adds the 59 cents and you feel totally ripped off.