Your pointless thoughts & observations

  On 3/8/2018 at 11:24 PM, ManjuShri said:

 

  On 3/8/2018 at 1:47 AM, ignatius said:

i'm going to get an accordion and start playing to cows. seems awesome. 

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/82sud2/cows_absolutely_adore_accordion_music/

 

 

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cow:  they're playing our song

other cow: i'm gonna fuck that cow

Do you know this actor’s name? Nope, thought not. Nobody does, not even the man himself.

Everybody just knows him as that Scottish fella who was Geordi La Forge on Star Trek.

Colm meany?

"you ginger haired pig balls!"

and classic meaney... 

  On 3/10/2018 at 1:14 AM, dr lopez said:

Colm meany?

Bet you had to google DS9 cast tho

I just know him from Layer Cake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEVA0l3rR48

What's the deal with serial killers and hipster moustaches?

just sack pat

What the hell is a raging boner?

An erection caused by anger

My expired passport is not a "valid means of age verification". But...only the passport is expired...my birthdate is still valid...

Yeah that's absolutely valid.  I was using an expired ID to get into bars for over a decade - never had a problem.  There was almost one exception where the bouncer gave me a firm "you can't come in here with expired ID".  Then my buddy who was playing that night came out and started talking to me, after which point the bouncer was like "sorry man, I didn't realize you were friends with ____.  You can come in.  Just bring valid ID next time."  I did attempt to acquire valid ID numerous times within those 10 years, but I'd always think to do it on a Sunday (closed) or I'd show up right after they'd closed up for the day.  Since not having a valid ID wasn't affecting my life, there was never any incentive for me to update it.  I eventually got it when I needed a new passport to go on tour.

FACT Against The Clock but all notes patterns and beats are randomized beforehand. All the musician can do is change the tempo, loop points, and the patches/synths/drum sounds/sound sources/effects. Samples not allowed. 10 minutes, if you can't make anything good you're not allowed to release anything at all, anywhere, or play live, for an entire year.

FACT Against The Clock but the artist can't make any sounds or touch any equipment. They get to direct a musical group who has to play to the best of their ability with available equipment whatever the directing artist says. 10 minutes, if you can't make anything good you have to join that band as their merch guy/girl for a year.

FACT Against The Clock but with artists that don't fucking suck trash out of asses. 10 minutes, if you can't keep me even mildly interested I get your Twitter account and DM your girlfriend/boyfriend. We'll probably flirt, if they're into that.

I'm in.

me two

Attention is everything you have, expectations are just imagination till the real deal, when that imagination turns negative you drive towards getting a lame outcome. Do not bring negative imagination to the objetive context of some situation, just discern what it is going by pure attention. All complains and depressive behaviours are attachments or attention to negative imagination. Existentialism is negative imagination

Chai seeds in yogurt look like bird poo.

I think I've lost my taste for potato chips.  Just straight up don't like them any more.  They taste kind of gross to me tbqhtyvm.  Pretzels are still bomb tho.

Whoa

Yeah I feel similar. When I see those big bags of kettle chips in stores I want to grab one and then I remember all the times I've eaten a whole bag, made my stomach hurt and *still* felt hungry an hour later. Presumably because they have very little nutritional value. 

  On 3/11/2018 at 8:07 PM, auxien said:

FACT Against The Clock but all notes patterns and beats are randomized beforehand. All the musician can do is change the tempo, loop points, and the patches/synths/drum sounds/sound sources/effects. Samples not allowed. 10 minutes, if you can't make anything good you're not allowed to release anything at all, anywhere, or play live, for an entire year.

 

FACT Against The Clock but the artist can't make any sounds or touch any equipment. They get to direct a musical group who has to play to the best of their ability with available equipment whatever the directing artist says. 10 minutes, if you can't make anything good you have to join that band as their merch guy/girl for a year.

 

FACT Against The Clock but with artists that don't fucking suck trash out of asses. 10 minutes, if you can't keep me even mildly interested I get your Twitter account and DM your girlfriend/boyfriend. We'll probably flirt, if they're into that.

dis is god

Against the clock but the clock wins

I remember when salt and vinegar crisps came in the blue packets, and the cheese and onion the green.

^this is actually some legit Mandala Effect. And it makes so much more sense to me. Salt = Sea = Blue. Onion = Green

eating some plain ruffles right now.  1st time i bought chips in a yeear?