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  On 3/4/2018 at 4:16 PM, Bob Dobalina said:

Umm, you might have heard of a little movie called "Chef" ("Chef")

 

 

(Via the Moby edgelorde thread)

edit: or movie even?

Tbh modern posters reflect the quality of modern films. That said, though I will not see it, the Mother! poster looked okay. Shame about Aronofsky going mental.

çç resemble two incomplete ballons

He went mental?

  On 3/4/2018 at 10:13 PM, Plum said:

 

  On 3/4/2018 at 4:16 PM, Bob Dobalina said:

Umm, you might have heard of a little movie called "Chef" ("Chef")

 

 

(Via the Moby edgelorde thread)

Hold up! Is that a real poster? If so, fuck.

 

edit: or movie even?

Soz Plumski, Don't want to spoil too much (in case you want to see it) but TBH its blatant false advertising, I mean Jon Favreau doesn't appear at all until the very end

  On 3/4/2018 at 10:29 PM, Bechuga said:

Tbh modern posters reflect the quality of modern films. That said, though I will not see it, the Mother! poster looked okay. Shame about Aronofsky going mental.

mother! was fucking lush in the cinema, you missed out

Finnegan's Wake predicted the damage that autocorrect does to normal sentences.

Of the many things going on with that Chef poster, the lighting on the people far left and right is especially atrocious. It could have been one of those design-by-committee things and not the artists fault. Along with not having the time/funds to do a proper photo shoot and having to use cutouts of what is given to you. Having some graphic design jobs in my time, I have experienced that.

can you tell by looking at the pixels?

It be like that, because that's the way it is

Why is every 3D motion graphics page filled with posts exactly like this? Does Hollywood have some huge unfilled demand for dancing fabrics and jigglebones?

https://instagram.com/p/BeF2h22F89v/

I always thought they were tests and that the artists would eventually post interesting things/animations but it seems to be a lot of overused assets with realistic lighting and stuff.

I wonder if Oprah has ever given a blowjob.

  On 3/7/2018 at 6:19 PM, auxien said:

I wonder if Oprah has ever given a blowjob.

Probably.  I've often wondered how many different dicks have been inside madonna, and how it's a finite, discrete (in theory) but ultimately unknowable number.  Thinking its somewhere between 80 and 300.

  On 3/7/2018 at 6:19 PM, auxien said:

I wonder if Oprah has ever given a blowjob.

And YOU get a blowjob, and YOU get a blowjob

haha

i'm going to get an accordion and start playing to cows. seems awesome. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/82sud2/cows_absolutely_adore_accordion_music/

Well fuck, I can't eat beef now.  Thanks a lot.

  On 3/8/2018 at 1:55 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Well fuck, I can't eat beef now.  Thanks a lot.

my friend showed me a video of a mamma cow running after it's babby cow that was being taken away in a truck. crushed me. 

  On 3/3/2018 at 7:34 PM, triachus said:

22 years since The Simpsons' Hullabalooza episode and i still dont know who Peter Frampton is

Dude-- you gotta listen to Do You Feel Like We Do; tons of live versions, some good, some great, some epic.  I'm at work so not gonna find the most epic one but anyway...  It's some pretty next-level shit.  HE RECORDED THAT IN 1423, BEFORE ELECTRIC POWER.  Everyone was using rocks to put in their dick hole, then Peter Frampton comes along with an electric guitar, amp, mic, talkbox, massive soundsystem, fuckin' all that shit, and he rocked the streets super hard.  People were still psychologically recovering from The Plague, and this motherfucker was performing in sold out stadiums, at a time when stadiums didn't even exist.

Highly recommend.  Dead serious.  Do You Feel Like We Do is Peter Frampton's gift to humanity.

^ HAHA

  On 3/8/2018 at 6:21 AM, yek said:

^ HAHA

  On 3/8/2018 at 9:30 AM, MIXL2 said:

 

  On 3/8/2018 at 6:21 AM, yek said:

^ HAHA

 

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  On 3/8/2018 at 1:47 AM, ignatius said:

i'm going to get an accordion and start playing to cows. seems awesome. 

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/82sud2/cows_absolutely_adore_accordion_music/