Your pointless thoughts & observations

  On 4/22/2018 at 7:06 PM, Plum said:

How come dogs & cats don’t have belly buttons?

 Like all mammals cats & dogs are nourished through an umbilical cord as embryos. That means also cats & dogs have a belly button. But it is much smaller than those of humans and hidden under fur but even if the cat or the dog wouldn't have any fur it would be hardly visible. Only primates like humans or monkeys have a clearly visible belly button.

Don’t suppose you’ve got a photo of a chimps belly button on your hard drive have ya?

i have 5 fingers

  On 4/22/2018 at 9:03 PM, Plum said:

Don’t suppose you’ve got a photo of a chimps belly button on your hard drive have ya?

That's a very personal question 

  On 4/14/2018 at 11:53 PM, beerwolf said:

Since I stopped taking drugs (yeah yeah yeah apart from beer) I've turned into a right fucking boring cunt

 

yes I feel one with nature, yes I can remember loads more stuff I did from way-back-when, yes I no longer want to kill myself (that's probably the deal breaker), yes I awake 10 minutes before my alarm rings at 4.30am, yes I can now run for half an hour at full pace without really struggling, yes I can cycle my bike all day long up a hill without breaking a sweat, yes I read more books, yes I have lots more money in my savings account, yes I am no longer some fucking rat-scroat drug dealers bitch, yes I can do 50 press-ups, yes my family think I am once again a good, responsible person

 

And yes I am a total fucking boring cunt. One on the most boring fucking cunts at work turned round to me the other day and laughed and called me boring cunt. You know what? the cunt is well right. I'm not joking mate

 

Boring Beerwolf over and out

 In my experience people who are bored easily are boring. Are you bored? If not you are most likely not boring

  On 4/22/2018 at 9:44 PM, Kavinsky said:

i have 5 fingers

You lost a hand?

  On 4/23/2018 at 12:03 PM, Gocab said:

 

  On 4/22/2018 at 9:44 PM, Kavinsky said:

i have 5 fingers

You lost a hand?

 

Or he has no hands at all and his fingers grow on his forehead or out of his nipples

This is what Bill Hicks meant all the time. I can understand it's wholesome, and technically well-executed but for the love of god-- marketing campaigns. Talented people using their talent to play with other people's minds. All the time, everywhere, tricks. You think it's something, but it's a whole another thing really. Years of such practice settled into our brains, and now people are marketing themselves to others. Everything is becoming a bargain. Even love. Satan's little helpers, piff

just look at this Spotify campaign. Remove the logo and you get a quite decent tribute to a great artist. Are people incapable of doing such things from their harts, like, just because you wish to remember someone who brought joy into your life? No, you must remember, brought to you by Spotify. Because only if we make money from it, we will cherish your memories and bring culture to your dull lives.

^yup. Think about that shit all the time, Hicks hit the nail on the head.

Capitalism works

Everything is flammable, if you're willing to try hard enough.

I wonder what ever happened to that Majailoveyou freak who used to hang around WATMM circa '09.

A peaceful block of time to shit at work is good for the soul.

Muscle women in their 40s are incredibly hot to me.

(I don't mean roided out female body builders. I mean the gals who just work out like fiends and defy age.)

Who actually sits down with no reservation and takes a good long shit in a porta potty?  Me, if given zero choice Im like spiderman in those things

Porta pottys are toilet hell, I would never allow my splendid butt cheeks to engage.

Some people have actually drowned in Porta potties. When I was in Amsterdam I walked around the red light district looking at the hoes and I concluded that it’s the sexual equivalent of waiting in line for a Porta pottie on the fourth day of a music festival.

Are u comparing hookers with toilets?

observation: anthony hopkins has lost his mind

https://twitter.com/AnthonyHopkins/status/988087131938742273

  On 4/25/2018 at 2:19 AM, Nebraska said:

observation: anthony hopkins has lost his mind

 

https://twitter.com/AnthonyHopkins/status/988087131938742273

like his eyeeesss at one point I want to believe there is some weird stealth special effect going on

um, so I don't own videogames anymore, but resident evil 7, 'evil' forms vii in roman numerals. I feel ASHAMED for not realizing that it was there as DESIGNSHIT you could do with the logo. in real life it's probably a sign of GOOD PRIORITIES having never bothered to make the observation, but still I felt icky for some reason

also conspiracy theory, resident evil vii had to be the cool reboot, 5 and 6 were total bullshit games (from the sound of it) but it's simply because they were waiting on the exploitable design thing of evil and VII

and then its predecessor had the most vapid hi-concept stylized 6 ever made

just gonna link this whole article, logo ends up resembling a giraffe getting a blowjob lol

http://www.denofgeek.com/us/games/resident-evil/261572/why-resident-evil-6-failed

what is this screenshot, it looks like you're storming the David Lynch Crazy Clown Time video but with less tits

  On 4/25/2018 at 2:17 AM, darreichungsform said:

Are u comparing hookers with toilets?

Heavens no. Me mum was a hooker.

Yeah it’s gross, come on.

wew lad

Never start a track with a semi-unpredictable effect on the first beat.  In order to get this chorus effect to start at an appealing segment of the modulation I've had to encode the same track 4 times over.  In the process I have learned that the Ableton chorus effect (and presumably any of their effects that use modulation) starts modulating from a different frequency point every time.  

Trump definitely listens to Underworld