Your pointless thoughts & observations

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I thought that living near nature would put an end to my desire to drink just to get away from it all, but it turns out im standing on a closed beach watmming and reading mueller investigation stories with a bottle of whiskey in my hand. turns out life is higher % discipline than formerly imagined

  On 12/22/2017 at 6:12 AM, luke viia said:

I thought that living near nature would put an end to my desire to drink just to get away from it all, but

  On 12/21/2017 at 1:29 AM, zaphod said:

what the fuck is this open mouth exuberant psychotic looking smile that white guys with receding hairlines and patchy beards and black frame glasses do in literally every fucking photo they take?

 

 

 

ESKETIIIIIT

  On 12/22/2017 at 6:12 AM, luke viia said:

I thought that living near nature would put an end to my desire to drink just to get away from it all, but it turns out im standing on a closed beach watmming and reading mueller investigation stories with a bottle of whiskey in my hand. turns out life is higher % discipline than formerly imagined

and yet you've made surprisingly few typos or shit sentences. 

  On 12/22/2017 at 1:35 AM, span said:

 

  On 12/21/2017 at 1:29 AM, zaphod said:

what the fuck is this open mouth exuberant psychotic looking smile that white guys with receding hairlines and patchy beards and black frame glasses do in literally every fucking photo they take?

 

all grown up

I fucking hate that kid.

his face looks kind of horribly unreal, like the Satan-babby from the Passion of the Christ.

wait FUCK

i just remembered that like every posed photo of my dad from the 80s has him doing this weird clenched jaw "wacky fake intense" facial expression

my dad was a chubby dude with a patchy beard

my dad was obsessed with sci-fi & fantasy novels

my dad worked in a STEM field

my dad seemed to take a lot of pride in being an intellectual type who didn't act like a stereotypical dudebro

guys my fuckin dad's a numale

the communal lifestyle was the beginning of humanity and it is becoming the future with the expense of living going up. proof that everything goes full circle

  On 12/22/2017 at 2:25 PM, Cryptowen said:

wait FUCK

i just remembered that like every posed photo of my dad from the 80s has him doing this weird clenched jaw "wacky fake intense" facial expression

 

my dad was a chubby dude with a patchy beard

my dad was obsessed with sci-fi & fantasy novels

my dad worked in a STEM field

my dad seemed to take a lot of pride in being an intellectual type who didn't act like a stereotypical dudebro

 

 

guys my fuckin dad's a numale

well every male becomes their dad at some point

  On 12/22/2017 at 12:30 PM, usagi said:

his face looks kind of horribly unreal, like the Satan-babby from the Passion of the Christ.

Yeah, I'd go as far as to say he's disgusting.

  On 12/22/2017 at 6:26 PM, clarktrent said:

well every male becomes their dad at some point

well yeah i definitely got the "weird vaguely asocial dude who's always off in his own little fantasy world" part (treating electronic music like the aural equivalent of sci-fi novels), and i'm pretty good at brainstuff so there's a decent chance i'd get into the sciences if i ever fold & decide to follow one of the set path career options (not saying it'd be a bad thing even) BUT

former fatkid syndrome has ensured that as an adult i'm fairly obsessed with getting//staying in shape, and the way my dad forced me to always stay in & read books//study as a kid has made adult me gravitate towards more physical pursuits (like pretty much all my jobs & hobbies aside from making music). also also each failed significant relationship i have (romantic, business, friendship) where me being too sweet or accomodating feels like a key cause of the collapse pushes me further into the realm of openly salty dudebroism & away from being soft-spoken, quiet etc

I NEED TO BELIEVE I CAN CHANGE THIS

as a more general aside i was having a conversation with someone about this the other day, and imo it's not always "you become your parents" so much as "you are a response to your parents. sometimes you become the exact opposite of them, and then your kids become the exact opposite of you as a result. it's like a sinewave. but hopefully with each generation each person gets a chance to clean up their act a bit & be genuinely better than their parents in some small way even if they're otherwise just a 99% replica of//response to all the same shitty behaviours

Time travelers dying by getting stuck in buildings, viechles and people that stand in their way when they arrive at a new point in time. Just think about it.

Oh no, my foot is in this lamppost, a bird is in my chest and the pavement is 20 centimetres up my leg.

Pointless thoughts.

  On 12/22/2017 at 9:17 PM, Gocab said:

Time travelers dying by getting stuck in buildings, viechles and people that stand in their way when they arrive at a new point in time. Just think about it.

 

Oh no, my foot is in this lamppost, a bird is in my chest and the pavement is 20 centimetres up my leg.

 

Pointless thoughts.

Or just floating in space, since the Earth, Sun and indeed galaxy will have moved in the intervening time

What spatial frame of reference does time travel abide by? Answer that one ATHEISTS

Oh shit yeah

I'm dumb.

one of my mates sent me a picture at 4 am showing he had put cereal in his cup of tea without realizing because of being too tired from studies.

I now realize I have probably never worked that hard towards anything in my life... and i feel bad.

for the record, he ate(?) the tea.

  On 12/22/2017 at 10:17 PM, MIXL2 said:

one of my mates sent me a picture at 4 am showing he had put cereal in his cup of tea without realizing because of being too tired from studies.

 

I now realize I have probably never worked that hard towards anything in my life... and i feel bad.

 

for the record, he ate(?) the tea.

I once threw my underwear in the toilet because I was too tired to think straight.

  On 12/22/2017 at 10:56 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 12/22/2017 at 10:17 PM, MIXL2 said:

one of my mates sent me a picture at 4 am showing he had put cereal in his cup of tea without realizing because of being too tired from studies.

 

I now realize I have probably never worked that hard towards anything in my life... and i feel bad.

 

for the record, he ate(?) the tea.

 

I once threw my underwear in the toilet because I was too tired to think straight.

 

I once got a bit drunk and was sleep walking (I have sleep walking issues, wasn't THAT drunk) and pissed all over the bedroom door?

Does that count? 

once = recently btw iirc fyi byob bbc

I pissed on a girls cat once. Thought it was a toilet.

This year the night of the 4th I pissed in the fridge

I literally just woke up from a dream in which I was pissing in the street whilst waiting for my morning coffee order outside my usual place. wtf. I had a vague sense of shame after the act which then intensified into "holy shit I just pissed in the street wtf" and then I woke up and felt a surge of relief. and then had to go piss because my bladder was bursting.

pissing is p idm I guess.

  On 12/22/2017 at 2:25 PM, Cryptowen said:

wait FUCKi just remembered that like every posed photo of my dad from the 80s has him doing this weird clenched jaw "wacky fake intense" facial expressionmy dad was a chubby dude with a patchy beardmy dad was obsessed with sci-fi & fantasy novelsmy dad worked in a STEM fieldmy dad seemed to take a lot of pride in being an intellectual type who didn't act like a stereotypical dudebroguys my fuckin dad's a numale

Ye my dad was this in the 60s n 70s,. But then later I found photos of him with white flares on beside a swimming pool... Among other things, caught him out on so many fucking things

my father has probably talked more to the TV while watching soccer than he's talked to me in the last 2 or so years

Awwww, I think it's time for a very special vattem spectrum christmas group hug!

No seriously. Get in (in a non sexual way of course).

*hugs awkwardly while avoiding eye and body contact*

*Compulsively edits post*

Isn't captain morgan's black spiced rum just a ripoff of the kraken? How did they get away with that? Similar bottle shape (absent the victorian style handles on Kraken), black/white label (same as kraken), and same ABV @ 47%.