plisb Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 So Magneto is laughing at you, cause all you can do is change the color of your urine. Or: Whistle really loud but your own hearing would be damaged Take huge steps all over earth, but only with one leg, so you'd always have to go back where you were in the first place. The inability to get wet from water while bathing, taking a shower etc. Go on drinking alcohol forever but never getting drunk Modify the sound of your farts Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide plisb's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 teleport upto 1 ft away Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/#findComment-967051 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 x-ray vision through air only Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/#findComment-967053 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 EATING ICE CREAM BUT THE ICE CREAM TURNS INTO SPINAL POISONS WTF Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Meadows and Labyrinths's signature Hide all signatures plantre.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/#findComment-967054 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to generate electricity but only enough to make balloons stick to you Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/#findComment-967058 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Caustic Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 harness the elemental power of beef. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/#findComment-967059 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 really bendy thumbs Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/#findComment-967061 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 ability to vary your own mass by +/- 10% at will Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/#findComment-967063 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 lol @ spinal poisons Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/#findComment-967064 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 The ability to read the minds of goldfish. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/#findComment-967068 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Jonas said: the ability to turn frogs into mongaloids. OMG THAT@S RACIST Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/#findComment-967069 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to smell irony Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/#findComment-967070 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 the power to ejaculate in reverse, hoovering up your woman's juices til your balls are like a waterballoon full of lady grease. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/#findComment-967073 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 i'm sure we've had this thread before, but i can't find it. i believe my response last time was "the ability to post in this thread" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/#findComment-967074 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 the power to instantly locate past similar threads Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/#findComment-967076 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 found it. http://forum.watmm.com/index.php?showtopic=32987 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/#findComment-967084 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilcat Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 LOL Alzado said: the power to ejaculate in reverse, hoovering up your woman's juices til your balls are like a waterballoon full of lady grease. megalol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/#findComment-967088 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to see aphex twin songs in colour Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/#findComment-967092 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jac Y Jymper Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 kicking the teeth right fukin in, right into the gu and yoy go fackk thqtw such a fucking boot in the mouth thats an ability when his fuookin gujm explodew an is brains cum out is nozse likla cum shot on tv that was the fucking ability to fucking power it iint Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/#findComment-967097 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Jac Y Jymper said: kicking the teeth right fukin in, right into the gu and yoy go fackk thqtw such a fucking boot in the mouth thats an ability when his fuookin gujm explodew an is brains cum out is nozse likla cum shot on tv that was the fucking ability to fucking power it iint good point, well made plisb said: Modify the sound of your farts i hardly think that qualifies as "worthless", plisb Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/#findComment-967099 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to become a two-dimensional, 8-bit pixelised version of myself Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/#findComment-967104 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to do reeeeeeeally big shits, like bigger than the shits that normal people do. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/#findComment-967106 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to turn red traffic lights green just by staring at them for a couple of minutes Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/#findComment-967108 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Ability to breathe underwater, but it must be tap water Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/#findComment-967109 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 The ability to accuse users without being banned. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/#findComment-967110 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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