Braintree Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 The ability to regenerate a damaged appendix at will. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/3/#findComment-967308 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 being able to send letters to anywhere via internet tubes when you've got no envelopes and stamps and without having to leave the house to post it Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/3/#findComment-967309 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Pennywise said: LUDD said: Pennywise said: the ability to turn twigs into money after having sex with sandpaper for a few hours trying too hard oh really, thanks for that. np Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/3/#findComment-967312 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 (edited) i didn't think about that properly because that's quite useful edit: sorry about this, i'll think of one in the morning edit2: however it is worthless to me because i never send letters Edited March 3, 2009 by tauboo Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/3/#findComment-967313 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 The ability to be the best poster on an internet forum. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/3/#findComment-967316 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 (edited) the ability to delete your watmm posts when deleting your posts is considered abuse of the delete post feature Edited March 3, 2009 by tauboo Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/3/#findComment-967321 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 i might get in trouble for the amount of edits i just performed Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/3/#findComment-967323 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 The power to be invisible to snails. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/3/#findComment-967324 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 i might get in trouble for deleting the post between your last two Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/3/#findComment-967325 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pantsonmyhead Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to locate ugly girls around the globe Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/3/#findComment-967328 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Ability to grow a sparse and patchy beard instantly upon demand Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/3/#findComment-967330 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to turn off an erection but not on Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/3/#findComment-967332 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 THE POWER OF HEART Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/3/#findComment-967335 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 The ability to think up worthless super powers in an instant. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/3/#findComment-967337 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pantsonmyhead Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 askjeeves.com Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/3/#findComment-967345 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 pantsonmyhead said: askjeeves.com RIP Jeeves I miss you Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/3/#findComment-967354 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 The ability to askjeeves any question you want Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/3/#findComment-967361 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to see through mrs kipling's bumhole Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/3/#findComment-967362 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to send mail on sunday Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/3/#findComment-967365 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 The power to make coffee lukewarm. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/3/#findComment-967367 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 transform into a used tampon. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/3/#findComment-967375 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to make your own 5x13.5 sheets of paper Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/3/#findComment-967376 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weird Al Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 fart breath Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/3/#findComment-967382 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 The ability to change from an innie to an outie and back at will. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/3/#findComment-967383 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 The ability to move your fingers sideways 90 degrees Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/3/#findComment-967388 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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