OneToThirtySix Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/7/#findComment-1186490 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jac Y Jymper Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 right can i subtract that? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/7/#findComment-1186492 Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 Razor sharp pubic hair Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/7/#findComment-2418868 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 The ability to turn grape pop from purple to orange, but the flavor stays grape. The ability to see into the future but only by 1/1^38 of a second Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/7/#findComment-2418870 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 The ability to slow the speed of household composting. Only applicable to small household size compost bins. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/7/#findComment-2418873 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetSquirrely Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 censored x-ray vision Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/7/#findComment-2418874 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 having a heightened sense of taste Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/7/#findComment-2418875 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 being able to speak at frequencies inaudible to any living being. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/7/#findComment-2418876 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 walking fast and slow at the same time. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/7/#findComment-2418916 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soloman Tump Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 The ability to rust metal just by touching it. Happens at same speed as normal oxidation with water, and you have to stay in contact with the metal of it stops. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Soloman Tump's signature Hide all signatures https://intrusivesignals.blogspot.com/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/7/#findComment-2418927 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 i want to burn your avatar, fletcher Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/7/#findComment-2418931 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 the ability to burn avatars Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/7/#findComment-2418933 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 The ability to taste any smell. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Silent Member's signature Hide all signatures Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully. Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/7/#findComment-2418949 Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 The ability to easily and painlessly remove your own fingernails and toenails. They grow back at normal speeds. sent from a tippytappy flatpad Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide auxien's signature Hide all signatures / b c / m a s t o d o n / b l o t / Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/7/#findComment-2418957 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 when holding a burning hot cup of earl grey tea with both hands, you can sense the stomach contents of a very specific type of wasp larva Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/7/#findComment-2418975 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 The ability to gluten-enrich gluten-free foods at the wave of a hand The ability to read people's thoughts in languages you completely don't understand and can't properly pronounce Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/7/#findComment-2418986 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 (edited) The ability to walk on water with a depth of no more than .01 millimeters. The ability to increase your penis size tenfold, but only by width. Extreme nearsightedness. Super powerfull tinnitus. Edited February 13, 2016 by Gocab Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Silent Member's signature Hide all signatures Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully. Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/7/#findComment-2418988 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 the ability to temporarily turn yourself into a wax figure of yourself. the ability to fart in ultrasonic frequencies. the ability to hear coldplay live shows from any distance. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/7/#findComment-2418998 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 (edited) Being able to convince others who you think Steinvord really is Edited February 13, 2016 by LimpyLoo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/7/#findComment-2419015 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 On 2/13/2016 at 5:24 PM, eugene said: the ability to hear coldplay live shows from any distance. flol that's terrible hopefully you're able to turn that superpower off... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/7/#findComment-2419016 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 The ability to choose the best Linux distribution Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/7/#findComment-2419017 Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 An encyclopedic knowledge of NBC sitcoms that aired between Seinfeld and ER in the mid 1990s. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/7/#findComment-2419038 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 messageboard moderator Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/7/#findComment-2419044 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 ^ lol shots fired Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/7/#findComment-2419045 Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/7/#findComment-2419048 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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