OneToThirtySix Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 The ability to be an individual. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/5/#findComment-1168222 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 the ability to rearrange your facial features into those of Gary Busey (presumably as some sort of defense-mechanism) Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/5/#findComment-1168226 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 the power to temporarily keep everything the way it is Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jeremymacgregor87's signature Hide all signatures profundity Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/5/#findComment-1168227 Share on other sites More sharing options...
markedone Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 the ability to grow hair all over your body except for the places normal humans grow hair Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/5/#findComment-1168228 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 The ability to travel into the future one second at a time. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/5/#findComment-1168232 Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 I have the power to break down everything I hear into multi-channel patterns! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/5/#findComment-1168233 Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 The ability to grow bear-claw like patterns of hair on my back! I have the ability to grow twice my size over 20 years! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/5/#findComment-1168235 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 The power to list useless superpowers. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/5/#findComment-1168239 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 The ability to draw countless dicks... Reveal hidden contents on a lesbian-feminist convention Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gaarg's signature Hide all signatures www.petergaber.com is where I keep my paintings. I used to have a kinky tumblr, but it exploded. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/5/#findComment-1168257 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 USSR. USA. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/5/#findComment-1168259 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 kryptonite boogers Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/5/#findComment-1168285 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 yeah i did the U.S. post a few pages back Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/5/#findComment-1168304 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 the ability to shoot goo from my penis at adversaries up to half a metre away, for self defence Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/5/#findComment-1168311 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 The ability to go blind in complete darkness. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Silent Member's signature Hide all signatures Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully. Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/5/#findComment-1168314 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 On 11/18/2009 at 3:27 PM, LUDD said: yeah i did the U.S. post a few pages back oh, fail Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/5/#findComment-1168315 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 On 11/18/2009 at 1:47 PM, lumpenprol said: USSR. heroic Soviet leader is dismayed at scandalous capitalist internet libel against glorious Soviet state Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/5/#findComment-1168318 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 the ability to interface with a "computer" through peripheral devices, giving commands based on the logical structure within said "computer" Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/5/#findComment-1168344 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 The ability to grant LTM status. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/5/#findComment-1168401 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 the power of unending guilt the power of cheap restaurant recommendations the power of knitting the ability to dissolve your clothes off your body in public the ability to shit involuntarily the power of cheese breath Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/5/#findComment-1168409 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 the ability to grow a 5 o'clock shadow by 10:30am Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/5/#findComment-1168838 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 The ability to command police officers to arrest you at any moment. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/5/#findComment-1169049 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 the ability to stiffen any part of your body for any period of time, except for your penis. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/5/#findComment-1169050 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barricade Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 the ability to summon troon at will. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/5/#findComment-1169100 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 The ability to turn myself into a homeless, pennyless tramp. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/5/#findComment-1169103 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 the ability to see out of one eye with both eyes open Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jeremymacgregor87's signature Hide all signatures profundity Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/5/#findComment-1169104 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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