Worthless Superpowers Thread

  LUDD said:

  plisb said:

Modify the sound of your farts

 

 

i hardly think that qualifies as "worthless", plisb

yaehe I thought about that one. you would probably make lotsa cash from it, or awesome music, or just for the hell of it on the bus (the smell tho)

Modify the aroma of your farts

on the volcano set of the dragons den

dennis says to the dragons ABout his IGloo that saves lives in AFrICA it saves a baby in a jar with oxygen and it has 4 IV capsuals of LIFE and OXYGEN for teh baby HUMAn baby HUMAN life and life it blleds OYGEN BLOOD and tghe dragons

"yes"

bargin"

worthless power of money DRAGON SAYS FIRED "YOUR FIRED FUCKIHGG PRICKS"

AH I LIKE ANARCHY

"UNTIL YOUR SISTERS RAPES a RAPIST WHO RAPES YOUR DAD"

mmmmm ANARCHY , (add 2 garlic cloves, makes it rigt nice)

anarchy is for k heads

  Capsaicin said:

Ability to breathe underwater, but it must be tap water

l o l

  LUDD said:

Modify the aroma of your farts

would be followed by an "awesome farts" thread whereas the sound becomes what a dot is to an exclamation mark

4/8 r log 10 base pie r bouncey room reverb = k head = k head worthless super poer poker gonna spend a tenner = - a fibver for carling,,,

- = == THE ANSWER OF THE THREAD, K HEAD S+ WORTHLESS SUPER LAST SUPER CUNTS

the ability to swim really fast

but only upwards

The ability to fly while sleeping.

The ability to get a very good night's sleep with vivid dreams but wake up in the morning feeling hardly refreshed

Being able to get the perfect ice:water ratio

to be able to jump really really high. i've had dreams about that

being able to poo out of your penis and wee out your bumhole

The ability to make music without electronic music

the ability to sense whenever a teenager steals something from a newsagents.

  LUDD said:

the ability to turn red traffic lights green just by staring at them for a couple of minutes

Only worthless if it doesn't turn the green ones red at the same time.

X-ray vision that only sees through the clothes of 300lb+ people.

The ability to get people hooked onto electronic music, but they start out listening to Benny Benassi and such for the first few years

They reach Autechre when they're 80

And by that time once they listen to Untilted they have a heart attack and die

The ability to travel to Wyoming in the year 1000.

the U.S.

hehe see what i did there?

the ability to turn twigs into money after having sex with sandpaper for a few hours

Ability to attract the opposite sex but no genitals

pencil sharpening left nostril

  Pennywise said:

the ability to turn twigs into money after having sex with sandpaper for a few hours

trying too hard

  LUDD said:

  Pennywise said:

the ability to turn twigs into money after having sex with sandpaper for a few hours

 

 

trying too hard

oh really, thanks for that.

Ability to use a long strip of tape without it sticking to itself