Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 On 11/19/2009 at 5:13 AM, verticalhold said: the ability to see out of one eye with both eyes open HOLY FUCKING LOL Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/6/#findComment-1169107 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 (edited) The ability to attract people with severely obvious mental illness. - OR - The ability to give yourself a mental disorder. Edited November 19, 2009 by OneToThirtySix Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/6/#findComment-1169202 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest glasse Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 the ability to sprain your own ankle without tripping on anything. maybe not worthless though, i guess you could use it to get out of having to do stuff. sorry i just sprained my ankle .. yea again i know!! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/6/#findComment-1169207 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 the power to look without touching Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jeremymacgregor87's signature Hide all signatures profundity Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/6/#findComment-1169208 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 The power to lock doors in front of you. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/6/#findComment-1169212 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 On 11/19/2009 at 9:04 AM, OneToThirtySix said: The power to lock doors in front of you. not necessarily worthless Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jeremymacgregor87's signature Hide all signatures profundity Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/6/#findComment-1169214 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest countchocula Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 The ability to have explosive diarrhea on command. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/6/#findComment-1169215 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 On 11/19/2009 at 9:16 AM, countchocula said: The ability to have explosive diarrhea on command. well... if the diarrhoea is explosive, I'm not entirely sure that superpower is useless. good for a laugh also Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jeremymacgregor87's signature Hide all signatures profundity Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/6/#findComment-1169216 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 On 11/19/2009 at 9:16 AM, verticalhold said: On 11/19/2009 at 9:04 AM, OneToThirtySix said: The power to lock doors in front of you. not necessarily worthless Okay, I amend that to "doors you are going through, and unlock doors you've already gone through." Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/6/#findComment-1169218 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 (edited) a powrful stupid power that never ends .....unless you want it to. then it will ...but not for long because it's such a powrful stupid power Edited November 20, 2009 by troon Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/6/#findComment-1170167 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 The ability to double the thickness of your clothing but only in extremely hot weather. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/6/#findComment-1170172 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 the ability to make that end of a carton slurping noise throughout an entire carton of ribena Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/6/#findComment-1170176 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 (edited) Wife said: The power to track the sentient movement of corpses. Edited November 20, 2009 by OneToThirtySix Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/6/#findComment-1170216 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 i have the ability to spit by pressuring my salivary gland with my tongue whilst keeping my mouth open. Just try to spit without closing your mouth, you'll understand this is an amazing power. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/6/#findComment-1170309 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jac Y Jymper Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 the ability to shite on mars without a space suit/soots Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/6/#findComment-1186469 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jac Y Jymper Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 the ability to shite in an ancient egyptians luggage the ability to loose your keys twenty times a second the ability to thrown grenades casuale...caszh rollin out the palm the ability to sniff imaginations socks the ability to grow fingers holding a spoon at the same time that regeneration occurs + 7 and a half Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/6/#findComment-1186474 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 On 11/20/2009 at 8:44 AM, abusivegeorge said: The ability to double the thickness of your clothing but only in extremely hot weather. Holy crap I don't even remember writing this and LOL'ED pretty hard at myself. I didn't even know it was me till after reading. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/6/#findComment-1186475 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 being able to predict the exact weight of your next stool Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/6/#findComment-1186476 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jac Y Jymper Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 On 12/12/2009 at 6:34 AM, abusivegeorge said: On 11/20/2009 at 8:44 AM, abusivegeorge said: The ability to double the thickness of your clothing but only in extremely hot weather. Holy crap I don't even remember writing this and LOL'ED pretty hard at myself. I didn't even know it was me till after reading. there are too many funny words, maybe not here thoughts Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/6/#findComment-1186478 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 On 12/12/2009 at 6:33 AM, Jac Y Jymper said: the ability to loose your keys twenty times a second multilol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/6/#findComment-1186480 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 On 12/12/2009 at 6:38 AM, LUDD said: On 12/12/2009 at 6:33 AM, Jac Y Jymper said: the ability to loose your keys twenty times a second multilol LOL Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/6/#findComment-1186482 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jac Y Jymper Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 the ability to sleep with a frog and not eat it the ability to throw ludd about in zero gravity behind a wheelie bin in a parallel world where fish become fish at the age of five. then at the bithday of an arab fish (when the five fish become bacon then the ability happens again?) yesterday i was a grogg but now my friend says fuck off Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/6/#findComment-1186484 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 exploding balls Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/6/#findComment-1186485 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jac Y Jymper Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 thats some right marget thatcher balls you got exploding Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/6/#findComment-1186487 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest margaret thatcher Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 the ability to have merzbow playing from your crotch at all times. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/6/#findComment-1186489 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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