Guest zaphod Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 (edited) tauboo said: the ability to delete your watmm posts when deleting your posts is considered abuse of the delete post feature the ability to edit every post you make no matter how insignificant the edit edit: the ability to get a haircut at will Edited March 3, 2009 by zaphod Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/4/#findComment-967391 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Russia's pretty shit as a superpower. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/4/#findComment-967421 Share on other sites More sharing options...
plisb Posted March 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 <3 Capsaicin The ability to jump super high but not being able to withstand the landing that follows Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide plisb's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/4/#findComment-967675 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/4/#findComment-967680 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Ability to make posts on a forum without using fast reply Ability to pry apart any two LEGO pieces you have stuck together Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/4/#findComment-967704 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 really bendy thumbs Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/4/#findComment-967732 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to paint farts Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/4/#findComment-967756 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Funktion Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to fart paints Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/4/#findComment-967758 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Ability to fill any given thimble instantly with tea. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/4/#findComment-967771 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 The ability to be sick in reverse. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/4/#findComment-967831 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 The ability to connect 5 in a game of connect 4 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/4/#findComment-967901 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to turn green objects red on wednesdays in june but they have to be a particular shade of green Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/4/#findComment-967912 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 to become invisible, but you are the only one who can't see you. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/4/#findComment-1168101 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 nice bump On 3/3/2009 at 12:56 AM, LUDD said: the ability to turn red traffic lights green just by staring at them for a couple of minutes that is some proper comedic sensibility right there. a real gem of a chortle. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/4/#findComment-1168110 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest countchocula Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 On 3/3/2009 at 12:22 AM, plisb said: Modify the sound of your farts On 3/3/2009 at 12:41 AM, LOL Alzado said: the power to ejaculate in reverse, hoovering up your woman's juices til your balls are like a waterballoon full of lady grease. In my opinion both of these do not belong in this thread. These are both way too awesome. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/4/#findComment-1168111 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 the ability to use your thoughts Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jeremymacgregor87's signature Hide all signatures profundity Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/4/#findComment-1168112 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 being able to walk on water upside down being able to rub your head whilst patting your stomach Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/4/#findComment-1168113 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest camoqp Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 the ability to become a guido and not convert from thus said transformation of Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/4/#findComment-1168117 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Though they denied it, I recently deducted and presented a case to my friend which implied that they were a secret villain named The Golden Saucer that slips into homes just to stealthily tinkle in the sink. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/4/#findComment-1168120 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 the ability to randomly receive ONE of Harvey Keitel's phone calls per day Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/4/#findComment-1168122 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 On 11/18/2009 at 7:38 AM, idrn said: being able to walk on water upside down lol this can be interpreted in so many ways Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jeremymacgregor87's signature Hide all signatures profundity Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/4/#findComment-1168123 Share on other sites More sharing options...
plisb Posted November 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 On 11/18/2009 at 8:01 AM, verticalhold said: On 11/18/2009 at 7:38 AM, idrn said: being able to walk on water upside down lol this can be interpreted in so many ways lol x2 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide plisb's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/4/#findComment-1168128 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 The ability to "get it your way" at Burger King. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/4/#findComment-1168130 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 the ability to get a good passport photograph but only when wearing a hat Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lala's signature Hide all signatures Beethoven, ages ago, said: To play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/4/#findComment-1168155 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 the ability to stick to teflon Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43185-worthless-superpowers-thread/page/4/#findComment-1168213 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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