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  On 10/19/2010 at 8:05 AM, tontonz said:

Gummo - 8/10

 

Perfect shit-at-the-bottom-of-the-bucket type movie. Unadulterated back of the woods hill billy fucked up satire bull shit with all the cream and none of the cherries. Makes you wanna smoke a pack and shoot stray cats. You want to hate it but its just so genuine dirt shit that you can't help to enjoy it. I'd recommend anyone on watmm to watch this incest ridden movie.

 

yeah this has been in my top 5 films ever since 99, and i doubt it will ever leave. It is beauty.

  On 10/22/2010 at 8:49 PM, Squee said:

Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) - 0/10

 

This was a teen slasher, right? So where were all the titties and asses?

And how was it possible for the actors to be more monotonous than Hayden Christensen in Episode III?

 

 

Yes i often lament along with my brother, at the lack of casual nudity in today's films. It's as though the christian conservatives really did win, in the end. I was looking forward to that bathroom scene damnit.

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A member of the non sequitairiate.

  On 10/22/2010 at 8:49 PM, Squee said:

Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) - 0/10

 

This was a teen slasher, right? So where were all the titties and asses?

And how was it possible for the actors to be more monotonous than Hayden Christensen in Episode III?

 

The main kid was annoying , JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE !!!! kyle_gallner_photo.jpg

 

WHAT A CUNT!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

But yeah , movie was alright.

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  On 10/22/2010 at 11:14 PM, Boxing Day said:
  On 10/22/2010 at 8:49 PM, Squee said:

Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) - 0/10

 

This was a teen slasher, right? So where were all the titties and asses?

And how was it possible for the actors to be more monotonous than Hayden Christensen in Episode III?

 

The main kid was annoying , JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE !!!! kyle_gallner_photo.jpg

 

WHAT A CUNT!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

But yeah , movie was alright.

 

I'm surprised he doesn't sound like he has a cold all the time with that nose he's carrying around...

Guest Panthroid

Kaboom

Greg Araki's youngest long-player. A bunch of bisexual hipsters have lots of sex, but meanwhile this supernatural conspiracy plot begins to unfold. Strange dreams, witches, secret societies, it's all there.

This might just be the greatest kitsch-masterpiece,... well, ever. But self-consciously so. If you're not familiar with Araki's earlier work (I've only seen The Doom Generation, and that one proved that, like him or hate him, Araki certainly knows what he's doing and knows what to look for in a cinematographer), the first hour will leave you wondering if he's actually serious about all this. It's as if Dario Argento and Twin-Peaks-era Lynch had decided to team up to do direct Twilight. There's a certain point where you get drawn into a relentless rapidfire of insanely tedious plot twists that are strangely addictive. The entire car-chase sequence, up to the very end of the film, can only be described as jaw-dropping.

This truly is the very apocalypse of cinema.

 

Also watched some older things...

Un Condamné A Mort S'Est Echappé (A Man Escaped)

I just don't know how this Bresson-geezer does it. Creating an extreme sensation of tension and passion, exactly by avoiding tension and passion. It makes no sense at all. The man was a genius, simple as that.

 

Pastoral: To Die in the Country

Excellent Terayama. As always, I loved the colours and overall visual style. Rather awesome circus scenes too.

 

The Passion of Anna

Bergman at the top of his game. It left me depressed and disturbed. Not sure about the actor-interview intermissions. The film needed these kind of radical interruptions. I'm just not sure if this was the right form to do it.

 

The Devil, Probably

Yeah, Bresson again. Though I think I like his black and white stuff better.

  On 10/22/2010 at 11:18 PM, Squee said:
  On 10/22/2010 at 11:14 PM, Boxing Day said:
  On 10/22/2010 at 8:49 PM, Squee said:

Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) - 0/10

 

This was a teen slasher, right? So where were all the titties and asses?

And how was it possible for the actors to be more monotonous than Hayden Christensen in Episode III?

 

 

 

 

 

 

But yeah , movie was shit!!!!

 

I'm surprised he doesn't sound like he has a cold all the time with that nose he's carrying around...

 

My mind shut off after I realized there would be no tits...

 

New Freddy, New Jason....

 

what the fuck ever!

 

Now new Hellraiser could be interesting if some seriously fucked up people were producing it...

Pinhead 4 LYF!

28 weeks later/. good film, probably the goriest zombie film i've ever seen. i didn't expect it to be as good as the first, i don't know if it was, but it was different than the first. entertaining, fast paced. thumbs up.

Revolutionary Road - wtf/lol. I always felt Sam Mendez was a hack and this proved it beyond a shadow of a doubt. Turned it off after fifteen minutes of watching Kate Winslet and Leo DiCaprio trying to play-act at being a dysfunctional couple. We're talking seriously bad, Anakin-and-Amidala-love-affair bad.

 

Currently watching Knight and Day or whatever, the flick with Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz. About 1/3 of the way through I think. A weird combination of rom com and over-the-top action flick. Seems like it's trying to be another Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Diaz should have given up the cute shtick a long time ago as she's way outgrown it; when she tries to make a cute face she just looks haggard.

After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

  On 10/24/2010 at 5:09 PM, lumpenprol said:

Currently watching Knight and Day or whatever, the flick with Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz. About 1/3 of the way through I think. A weird combination of rom com and over-the-top action flick. Seems like it's trying to be another Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Diaz should have given up the cute shtick a long time ago as she's way outgrown it; when she tries to make a cute face she just looks haggard.

 

Knight & Day is pure party.

 

I watched Case 39 last night. A thriller starring Renee Zellweger and that little girl from the Silent Hill movie. It sucked. My brother in law and I figured out the plot after 10 minutes and the ending was so anti climatic it was almost laughable.

 

3/10

 

I also watched a new Steven Seagal movie the other day - Born to Raise Hell! It was almost as good as Hard to Kill

 

12/10

 

YEAH!

 

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  On 10/23/2010 at 1:20 AM, Atop said:
  On 10/22/2010 at 11:18 PM, Squee said:
  On 10/22/2010 at 11:14 PM, Boxing Day said:
  On 10/22/2010 at 8:49 PM, Squee said:

Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) - 0/10

 

This was a teen slasher, right? So where were all the titties and asses?

And how was it possible for the actors to be more monotonous than Hayden Christensen in Episode III?

 

 

 

 

 

 

But yeah , movie was shit!!!!

 

I'm surprised he doesn't sound like he has a cold all the time with that nose he's carrying around...

 

My mind shut off after I realized there would be no tits...

 

New Freddy, New Jason....

 

what the fuck ever!

 

Now new Hellraiser could be interesting if some seriously fucked up people were producing it...

Pinhead 4 LYF!

 

I guess I should warn you that the studio is going for a PG13 Hellraiser movie to attract teenagers.

  On 10/24/2010 at 7:27 PM, Squee said:
  On 10/23/2010 at 1:20 AM, Atop said:
  On 10/22/2010 at 11:18 PM, Squee said:
  On 10/22/2010 at 11:14 PM, Boxing Day said:
  On 10/22/2010 at 8:49 PM, Squee said:

Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) - 0/10

 

This was a teen slasher, right? So where were all the titties and asses?

And how was it possible for the actors to be more monotonous than Hayden Christensen in Episode III?

 

 

 

 

 

 

But yeah , movie was shit!!!!

 

I'm surprised he doesn't sound like he has a cold all the time with that nose he's carrying around...

 

My mind shut off after I realized there would be no tits...

 

New Freddy, New Jason....

 

what the fuck ever!

 

Now new Hellraiser could be interesting if some seriously fucked up people were producing it...

Pinhead 4 LYF!

 

I guess I should warn you that the studio is going for a PG13 Hellraiser movie to attract teenagers.

 

To be fair, I'm not sure if it could be worse than 3, 4 and 8

Guest Fishtank

Hereafter 5/10

 

I don't really like these 'multiple stories converge' type movies, Babel is the most painfully boring movie I've ever seen, this one is a little better because Eastwood does a good job of making you emotionally involved in a character however the story wanes from good to dull to downright cheesy and back to good. I like most Eastwood movies but this one misses the mark.

Piranha (2010) - Man ive watched some shit films this week....

some good gore... Kelly Brook cant act for shit, but DAMN! some fine boobs on that girl :emotawesomepm9:

  On 10/24/2010 at 8:00 PM, Obel said:
  On 10/24/2010 at 7:27 PM, Squee said:
  On 10/23/2010 at 1:20 AM, Atop said:
  On 10/22/2010 at 11:18 PM, Squee said:
  On 10/22/2010 at 11:14 PM, Boxing Day said:
  On 10/22/2010 at 8:49 PM, Squee said:

Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) - 0/10

 

This was a teen slasher, right? So where were all the titties and asses?

And how was it possible for the actors to be more monotonous than Hayden Christensen in Episode III?

 

FUCK NO!

 

TITS AND GORE!

 

MOTHER FUCKING TITS, DEMONS, AND GORE!!!!!

 

 

 

 

But yeah , movie was shit!!!!

 

I'm surprised he doesn't sound like he has a cold all the time with that nose he's carrying around...

 

My mind shut off after I realized there would be no tits...

 

New Freddy, New Jason....

 

what the fuck ever!

 

Now new Hellraiser could be interesting if some seriously fucked up people were producing it...

Pinhead 4 LYF!

 

I guess I should warn you that the studio is going for a PG13 Hellraiser movie to attract teenagers.

 

To be fair, I'm not sure if it could be worse than 3, 4 and 8

FUCK NO!

 

TITS AND GORE!

 

MOTHER FUCKING TITS, DEMONS, AND GORE!!!!!

 

 

 

 

But yeah , movie was shit!!!!

  On 10/24/2010 at 8:34 PM, blackdust said:

Piranha (2010) - Man ive watched some shit films this week....

some good gore... Kelly Brook cant act for shit, but DAMN! some fine boobs on that girl :emotawesomepm9:

 

This movie is pure fun, disgusting, cheese and erectile support....FILM OF THE YEAR! REGURGITATED DEVOURED PENIS IN 3D!

Edited by Atop

omega man, we were laughing at how cheap it was. Nevertheless i'm not unglad that i watched it whilst cooking.

A member of the non sequitairiate.

  On 10/23/2010 at 4:43 AM, yek said:

28 weeks later/. good film, probably the goriest zombie film i've ever seen. i didn't expect it to be as good as the first, i don't know if it was, but it was different than the first. entertaining, fast paced. thumbs up.

 

I also thought it was alright. And by alright I mean not a total disappointment when compared the brilliant 28 Days Later. It was a nice adaption and pretty atmospheric in its own way. I guess it's easier to digest than the original by Boyle, but it doesn't matter. It was a pleasant surprise with much fewer flaws than I expected.

 

 

We watched Cape Fear today. I've seen it a couple of times and I still like it, my friend had never seen it before, he said he could only sympathize with DeNiro throughout the whole film.

  On 10/25/2010 at 4:14 AM, Fishtank said:

Catfish 2/10

You might like it if you're into human interest stories or facebook drama, nothing about it is like Hitchcock in any way shape or form and this movies previews are misleading.

 

This film is real though, no points for it being a documentary? Or the ending being fucking nuts??? You wanted a slasher film from what the trailer led you to believe? Human interest? So many questions....... :facepalm:

 

  On 10/25/2010 at 4:39 AM, troon said:

bad lieutenant (werner herzog) **1/2

the good heart (paul dano) ***

the social network ***1/2

 

What is this scoring?????????????????? :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

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