squarepusher New Aphex Twin Album Due This Year

hi richard

this threads gone shit, guess it's time to start a new one.

  JohnTqs said:

this threads gone shit, guess it's time to start a new one.

But it will just follow the same trend as this shitty thread? Lets "speculate" more to make Joyrex happy.

i speculate the new album will make use of chords and drums

this thread represents much of what i hate about WATMM.

  Glass Plate said:

  uelogy said:

I just hope he hasn't gone fully john cage and we're left with a 30gb digital download with 1 track of one note held for a year and a bit. Lame

wow you're stupid, joke or not.

Well, I Ne-FUCKING-EVER.

Good day to you, SIR.

i heard aphex has invented a whole new chord

made of booze and babies

It will be complex and dense with long beat driven tracks as well as odd segue tracks, much like Drukqs but with more the more odd/tense melodies he's been coming up with as of late, and most of the fans won't like it at first but will come around after about a year and then it will be hailed as his best.

ON THIS ALBUM, APHEX INVENTS JAZZ

  noise said:

ON THIS ALBUM, APHEX INVENTS JAZZ

I hope it won't be jazz band !

its made entirely of samples of him cooking a flan

the whole album will made from samples of assassination and snuff videos, mixed in with exorcisms for the melodies

the album will sound like something random and/or funny

the album will sound like dmx krew not getting back to my email after he said he liked my track :(

probably pink noise, bandpassed with some resonance, s/h cut off with plenty of modulated delay following into a reverb to give a watery tear effect.

:(

the album title will have nineteen consonants, and seven and one third vowels.

More of the 909,303,808 and the voice of the tuss. And I want it really erotic! And more cowbells of course!

i have a feeling this will be his most erotic release yet

Tesco will refuse to sell the album due to the cover artwork which depicts Richard smothering eaglets in treacle.

aphex mashups volume 1

Just wondering...Had any of you guys that had been listening to Aphex Twin before Drukqs and waiting for that album and speculating about it actually guessed what it would sound like? Or was it a complete surprise? I imagine we could be getting something so new here that we cant really anticipate it.

the album will use sin cos and tan waves

o lord ...

NOT TAN WAVES!!!!!!

he will kill us all

Tan 109 waves, to be exact.

FUCK! ANNOUNCE THE GODDAMN ALBUM ALREADY!

I need some new Aphex