pizza

Grande Oetker, what will they think of next?

  On 10/9/2018 at 2:41 AM, Rubin Farr said:

even Oprah is slinging pizza now.

 

LOL, does that say "with a twist of cauliflower"? A "twist"?

How does one get a "twist" of cauliflower out of cauliflower?

pube pizzer with pubes

PZA is my favourite Wu Tang Clansman.

Hawaiian pizza with jalapeños on it too. You’re welcome.

  On 10/8/2018 at 11:42 PM, Stickfigger said:

I used to work in a pizza shop as a young teenager and it turned me off "supreme" pizzas. In some of those establishments you'll have a bench and on top of that bench is a series of bars that they make the pizzas on - ingredients in steel buckets in front . All the stuff that doesn't make it on to the pizza falls through the bars on to the bench which then should get wiped into the bin . Sometimes the boss guy would say "oi come stand here" .. the spot that he was asking me to occupy was the spot that would obscure vision from customers to his make space . He would then go "SUPREME" in a terribly offensive fake Italian accent and wipe all the shit on to the pizza , chuck a bit of cheese on it , cook it up and send it on out.

flol "SUPREME"

Funny, my younger cousin works at my favorite pizza chain Round Table, and he's kinda jaded like that as well, but this does not phase my appreciation for that place in the slightest. Of course, I'm a simple pepperoni and black olive kind of guy, so no supreme slime bucket slop for me.

  On 10/9/2018 at 2:50 AM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

Why in the shit would anyone want to buy oprah brand pizza? 

 

What I mean is, what is the marketing schtick there? 

She's got that slice configured in the feeding position, it makes me want it. And the purple is working too.

  On 10/10/2018 at 12:27 AM, Candiru said:

Hawaiian pizza with jalapeños on it too. You’re welcome.

and chicken...

  On 10/10/2018 at 12:47 AM, yek said:

 

  On 10/10/2018 at 12:27 AM, Candiru said:

Hawaiian pizza with jalapeños on it too. You’re welcome.

 

and chicken...

 

 don't forget lobster, sauce hollandaise and ketchup

  On 10/10/2018 at 12:42 AM, whosebrian said:

 

  On 10/9/2018 at 2:50 AM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

Why in the shit would anyone want to buy oprah brand pizza? 

 

What I mean is, what is the marketing schtick there? 

She's got that slice configured in the feeding position, it makes me want it. And the purple is working too.

 

Would you let her feed it to you? 

^now I'm wondering how much (fake) Oprah porn is out there. I refuse to go hunting and find out.

lol

  On 10/10/2018 at 2:07 AM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

 

  On 10/10/2018 at 12:42 AM, whosebrian said:

 

  On 10/9/2018 at 2:50 AM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

Why in the shit would anyone want to buy oprah brand pizza? 

 

What I mean is, what is the marketing schtick there? 

She's got that slice configured in the feeding position, it makes me want it. And the purple is working too.

 

 

Would you let her feed it to you? 

 

Yeah, why not. Frozen pizza that's real, nutritious deliciousness. It probably makes your farts stink though...

  On 10/10/2018 at 3:03 AM, auxien said:

^now I'm wondering how much (fake) Oprah porn is out there. I refuse to go hunting and find out.

google image search

yeah there is 

  On 10/8/2018 at 11:42 PM, Stickfigger said:

I used to work in a pizza shop as a young teenager and it turned me off "supreme" pizzas. In some of those establishments you'll have a bench and on top of that bench is a series of bars that they make the pizzas on - ingredients in steel buckets in front . All the stuff that doesn't make it on to the pizza falls through the bars on to the bench which then should get wiped into the bin . Sometimes the boss guy would say "oi come stand here" .. the spot that he was asking me to occupy was the spot that would obscure vision from customers to his make space . He would then go "SUPREME" in a terribly offensive fake Italian accent and wipe all the shit on to the pizza , chuck a bit of cheese on it , cook it up and send it on out.

what pizza chain was this?

^re: Stick's story...first real job i had was at a local pizza place, had been born out of another local group of pizza places, anyway, the original place called their supreme pizza the "Sweep The Kitchen" and so like some of our older customers still called our version of it that. 

we never actually swept kitchen contents onto pizzas, before you ask. a few of the drivers did occasionally populate pizzas with the contents of their cars' floors though (to the customers who were shitty/never tipped/whatever), so i guess that's sorta similar? :)

  On 10/10/2018 at 3:58 AM, yek said:

 

  On 10/10/2018 at 3:03 AM, auxien said:

^now I'm wondering how much (fake) Oprah porn is out there. I refuse to go hunting and find out.

google image search

 

yeah there is 

lol thanks for doing the dirty work for me. 

Pretty sure I posted this in the Pineapple on Pizza thread but here it is now (it's a whole EP not just one song!):

  On 10/9/2018 at 2:41 AM, Rubin Farr said:

even Oprah is slinging pizza now.

 

  On 10/10/2018 at 3:03 AM, auxien said:

^now I'm wondering how much (fake) Oprah porn is out there. I refuse to go hunting and find out.

Hawaiian + jalapeños + chicken, + lobster + hollandaise sauce + ketchup + dill pickle + octopus + urchin roe + edamame + sriracha + fake Oprah porn + dijon mustard + arugula 

  On 10/10/2018 at 6:26 AM, whosebrian said:

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  On 10/10/2018 at 8:11 AM, iococoi said:

 

  On 10/10/2018 at 6:26 AM, whosebrian said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkR-RwV-xAY

Ivana ana ana ana

Toad!

  On 10/10/2018 at 7:18 AM, Candiru said:

 

  On 10/10/2018 at 3:03 AM, auxien said:

^now I'm wondering how much (fake) Oprah porn is out there. I refuse to go hunting and find out.

 

Hawaiian + jalapeños + chicken, + lobster + hollandaise sauce + ketchup + dill pickle + octopus + urchin roe + edamame + sriracha + fake Oprah porn + dijon mustard + arugula 

 

I would eat

noodle pizza anyone?

Corn pizza is a big thing in Japan, as is corn pies @ McDonalds.

  On 10/10/2018 at 4:52 PM, Rubin Farr said:

Corn pizza is a big thing in Japan, as is corn pies @ McDonalds.

Yeah i know a place which serves Corn Pizza with a fried egg on top aptly called "O sole mio". Pretty awesome, actually.

2girls 1cup part two starring corn pizza & corn pies.

corn poop hell yeah. save that shit for later. kinky stuff