Guest Calx Sherbet Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 (edited) alright so long story short, this girl i never met before dumped this dude that one of my friends knows. she did this only 3 hours after i met her. they went separate ways and she started hanging out with me and my friends all night. and it was 3 hours later when i'm laying in bed and i get a text message from her (i had given her my number because she planned on hanging out with us in the future). the message just says something along the lines of "i broke up with him". and i'm thinking "well that's a shame, but i guess he was a bit of a douche". but i didn't think much of it. so then tomorrow comes and i get another text, and she tells me out of the blue she thinks i'm hot. flattered (and bewildered), i thanked her. later that day she was asking me if i want to hang out later this week. i said yes. then she asks me if i want to stay the night at her house. now really she's a couple years younger than me, but this is all coming at me a little fast. just the day before i didn't even know her. is this some kind of act of revenge toward the other dude she was with, or what exactly is going on? i share a class with him so hopefully he doesn't kick my ass. he jumps to conclusions very quickly Edited March 16, 2010 by Calx Sherbet Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54352-breakup/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 "Grab life by the conkers!" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54352-breakup/#findComment-1270684 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 obviously a rebound. she wants your dick for angry sex. i'd stay away from it if the ex-boyfriend "jumps to conclusions." you don't wanna get involved in a situation like that. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54352-breakup/#findComment-1270685 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 your gonna get laid and probably jibbed off shortly afterwards. id get my dick wet and ignore any expectations. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54352-breakup/#findComment-1270689 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 3 awesome answers in a row. silly, realistic and perverted. thanks watmm Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54352-breakup/#findComment-1270694 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidewinder Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 How old are you? Who asks someone they barely know if they want to stay the night? Sounds like rebound sex or her thing with the other guy wasn't that serious and she wants you instead. But she seems quick to want to sex you (and pretty forward about it) so she's probably a skank. Stay away. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sidewinder's signature Hide all signatures last.fm | rym | my vinyl on Instagram Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54352-breakup/#findComment-1270695 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 (edited) i do consider myself a bit of a realist edit:what kind of a faggot stays away from a random shag as a teenager. jesus. just make sure youve got a few rubbers. Edited March 16, 2010 by messiaen Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54352-breakup/#findComment-1270696 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 On 3/16/2010 at 3:26 AM, sidewinder said: How old are you? Who asks someone they barely know if they want to stay the night? 18, and lol i was just as blown away as you Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54352-breakup/#findComment-1270697 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 if your heart is as big as mine then be carful Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54352-breakup/#findComment-1270698 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 if your dick is as big as mine then bring a shoehorn Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54352-breakup/#findComment-1270699 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 On 3/16/2010 at 3:26 AM, sidewinder said: or her thing with the other guy wasn't that serious and she wants you instead. she did mention that he was really annoying sometimes. i believe that fully, i've been around him for 6 years On 3/16/2010 at 3:28 AM, Fred McGriff said: if your dick is as big as mine then bring a shoehorn fucking lol! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54352-breakup/#findComment-1270701 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 On 3/16/2010 at 3:30 AM, Calx Sherbet said: On 3/16/2010 at 3:26 AM, sidewinder said: or her thing with the other guy wasn't that serious and she wants you instead. she did mention that he was really annoying sometimes. i believe that fully, i've been around him for 6 years even if she really does want you instead, would you really wanna date a skank that gets with guys she barely knows? (the answer is no, you don't.) hit it and quit it, if you must, but be prepared for some shit to go down if she gets back with her ex-boyfriend (teenagers do this shit a lot). Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54352-breakup/#findComment-1270707 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 actually i think your gay, or just a virgin and a pussy. considering the situation i dont even understand why your asking watmm. theres plenty of time later in life to worry about actually liking people and shit. im out. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54352-breakup/#findComment-1270708 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 she seems shallow, but easy. go for it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54352-breakup/#findComment-1270710 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 On 3/16/2010 at 3:35 AM, messiaen said: actually i think your gay, or just a virgin and a pussy. no, yes, undeniable On 3/16/2010 at 3:34 AM, Hoodie said: even if she really does want you instead, would you really wanna date a skank that gets with guys she barely knows? (the answer is no, you don't.) no i would not. i really just planned on being her friend, and hoped it wouldn't go that far Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54352-breakup/#findComment-1270712 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 On 3/16/2010 at 3:35 AM, messiaen said: i dont even understand why your asking watmm. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54352-breakup/#findComment-1270713 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 ok heres some real advice that you will almost definetaly benifit from, say yes, down a reasonable but not enormous amount of alcohol, go to her house, get laid, dont expect to really ever see her much again. maybe you will, probably you wont. pass this up as a virgin and you'l regret it. youve got a free ticket here. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54352-breakup/#findComment-1270714 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 On 3/16/2010 at 3:38 AM, troon said: On 3/16/2010 at 3:35 AM, messiaen said: i dont even understand why your asking watmm. meh, just for the sake of opinion. i figured some of you know your shit. my friends sure as hell wouldn't know to be honest Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54352-breakup/#findComment-1270716 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 (edited) sounds like trouble to me sherbet Edited March 16, 2010 by troon Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54352-breakup/#findComment-1270718 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 On 3/16/2010 at 3:38 AM, messiaen said: ok heres some real advice that you will almost definetaly benifit from, say yes, down a reasonable but not enormous amount of alcohol, go to her house, get laid, dont expect to really ever see her much again. maybe you will, probably you wont. pass this up as a virgin and you'l regret it. youve got a free ticket here. i'd rather not drink. but this really is golden Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54352-breakup/#findComment-1270719 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 you never actually mentioned wether she was fat and ugly or not. this factors into it too. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54352-breakup/#findComment-1270720 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 On 3/16/2010 at 3:40 AM, troon said: sounds like trouble to me bacon sounds like trouble to you, you are untrustworthy. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54352-breakup/#findComment-1270721 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 On 3/16/2010 at 3:40 AM, troon said: sounds like trouble to me no trouble here, boss! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54352-breakup/#findComment-1270722 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 rather not drink? why have you not gotten your end wet early in your teenage hood then? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54352-breakup/#findComment-1270723 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 On 3/16/2010 at 3:41 AM, messiaen said: you never actually mentioned wether she was fat and ugly or not. this factors into it too. my god, key factors! no and no. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54352-breakup/#findComment-1270725 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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