Breakup ----> ???

alright so long story short, this girl i never met before dumped this dude that one of my friends knows. she did this only 3 hours after i met her.

they went separate ways and she started hanging out with me and my friends all night. and it was 3 hours later when i'm laying in bed and i get a text message from her (i had given her my number because she planned on hanging out with us in the future). the message just says something along the lines of "i broke up with him". and i'm thinking "well that's a shame, but i guess he was a bit of a douche". but i didn't think much of it.

so then tomorrow comes and i get another text, and she tells me out of the blue she thinks i'm hot. flattered (and bewildered), i thanked her. later that day she was asking me if i want to hang out later this week. i said yes. then she asks me if i want to stay the night at her house. now really she's a couple years younger than me, but this is all coming at me a little fast. just the day before i didn't even know her. is this some kind of act of revenge toward the other dude she was with, or what exactly is going on? i share a class with him so hopefully he doesn't kick my ass. he jumps to conclusions very quickly

"Grab life by the conkers!"

obviously a rebound. she wants your dick for angry sex.

i'd stay away from it if the ex-boyfriend "jumps to conclusions." you don't wanna get involved in a situation like that.

your gonna get laid and probably jibbed off shortly afterwards. id get my dick wet and ignore any expectations.

3 awesome answers in a row. silly, realistic and perverted. thanks watmm

How old are you? Who asks someone they barely know if they want to stay the night?

Sounds like rebound sex or her thing with the other guy wasn't that serious and she wants you instead. But she seems quick to want to sex you (and pretty forward about it) so she's probably a skank. Stay away.

i do consider myself a bit of a realist

edit:what kind of a faggot stays away from a random shag as a teenager. jesus. just make sure youve got a few rubbers.

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:26 AM, sidewinder said:

How old are you? Who asks someone they barely know if they want to stay the night?

18, and lol i was just as blown away as you

if your heart is as big as mine then be carful

if your dick is as big as mine then bring a shoehorn

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:26 AM, sidewinder said:

or her thing with the other guy wasn't that serious and she wants you instead.

she did mention that he was really annoying sometimes. i believe that fully, i've been around him for 6 years

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:28 AM, Fred McGriff said:

if your dick is as big as mine then bring a shoehorn

fucking lol!

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:30 AM, Calx Sherbet said:

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:26 AM, sidewinder said:

or her thing with the other guy wasn't that serious and she wants you instead.

 

she did mention that he was really annoying sometimes. i believe that fully, i've been around him for 6 years

even if she really does want you instead, would you really wanna date a skank that gets with guys she barely knows? (the answer is no, you don't.)

hit it and quit it, if you must, but be prepared for some shit to go down if she gets back with her ex-boyfriend (teenagers do this shit a lot).

actually i think your gay, or just a virgin and a pussy. considering the situation i dont even understand why your asking watmm.

theres plenty of time later in life to worry about actually liking people and shit. im out.

she seems shallow, but easy.

go for it.

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:35 AM, messiaen said:

actually i think your gay, or just a virgin and a pussy.

no, yes, undeniable

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:34 AM, Hoodie said:

even if she really does want you instead, would you really wanna date a skank that gets with guys she barely knows? (the answer is no, you don't.)

no i would not. i really just planned on being her friend, and hoped it wouldn't go that far

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:35 AM, messiaen said:

i dont even understand why your asking watmm.

ok heres some real advice that you will almost definetaly benifit from, say yes, down a reasonable but not enormous amount of alcohol, go to her house, get laid, dont expect to really ever see her much again. maybe you will, probably you wont. pass this up as a virgin and you'l regret it. youve got a free ticket here.

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:38 AM, troon said:

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:35 AM, messiaen said:

i dont even understand why your asking watmm.

meh, just for the sake of opinion. i figured some of you know your shit. my friends sure as hell wouldn't know to be honest

sounds like trouble to me sherbet

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:38 AM, messiaen said:

ok heres some real advice that you will almost definetaly benifit from, say yes, down a reasonable but not enormous amount of alcohol, go to her house, get laid, dont expect to really ever see her much again. maybe you will, probably you wont. pass this up as a virgin and you'l regret it. youve got a free ticket here.

i'd rather not drink. but this really is golden

you never actually mentioned wether she was fat and ugly or not. this factors into it too.

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:40 AM, troon said:

sounds like trouble to me

bacon sounds like trouble to you, you are untrustworthy.

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:40 AM, troon said:

sounds like trouble to me

no trouble here, boss!

rather not drink? why have you not gotten your end wet early in your teenage hood then?

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:41 AM, messiaen said:

you never actually mentioned wether she was fat and ugly or not. this factors into it too.

my god, key factors!

no and no.