Breakup ----> ???

it will only work if you stick both fists in her vagina and then body slam her through a table.

otherwise you're in for a bad time

Ahhh, what an entertaining thread, nice work WATMM.

If you weren't a virgin, I'd say follow her lead and bang the ever-living fuck out of her.

But, if this would be your first time - man, first times can be an awesome, beautiful, experience. Mine was, and, though I've had plenty of people I've fucked, I'm really glad that my first time was with somewhat I actually loved.

The older I get, the more convinced I am that it's very difficult to have a physical relationship with someone without there being entanglement. Maybe you can parse that better once you've had sex, but if you haven't, taking the chance that this might affect you deeply and permanently is a dicey affair. Then again, you might just your bone on and it be a totally awesome, carefree experience. . . just saying you can't know for sure, so might want to really consider if you want to take this step with someone you barely know.

  On 3/16/2010 at 6:31 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

but if you think she's doing it for any other reason than to get back at your mate then you'd be kidding yourself, I'm sorry to say bro

as many others have hinted at, that's probably not the case. towards the end of a relationship i eventually ended, i was so hungry to meet someone new it took me about 12 hours of separation to start playing the field. it happens - people feel constrained and they go wild for a while. if i was your bud and you started fucking a girl who just left me (presumably against my will) i'd be well pissed, but boys will be boys.

as for first sexual experiences, mine was with someone i cared about but was relatively un-amazing. people placing so much pressure on their first experience are missing it, i think. sex is a wonderful release and shouldn't be approached with so much mysticism. the only way to get "good" at sex is to fucking do it (lols, puns). i was really open (sometimes comically so) with my partners about what i liked and wasn't afraid to ask how things were going. after a short while i knew what i had to do and the sex i was having was, usually, really great. if things work out and you can have a real no-strings-attached thing with this girl, it's a good way to learn and have loads of fun doing it.

regarding passion being separated from sex, it sort of is, but sort of isn't (imo). i feel like there are multiple types of "passion". when things get hot and heavy and lusty (even if its just a girl i met an hour ago) i'd be lying if i said i was anything other than passionate. perhaps carnally so, but passionate. but i can be weird with labels, as i don't ascribe much importance to them. i feel as though i love my best friends in the same way i love someone i'm dating. i'm not afraid to say i love a man and mean it. maybe i don't wanna fuck him, but i can still love him and even find him attractive. people need to stop worrying about sex and love so much -- it's awesome and should be experienced without boundaries!

Fuck her .. Literally .

Wait.. She is under 18 and I see no pics?

  On 3/16/2010 at 5:33 AM, jefferoo said:

Just try not to get too attached at first.

  On 3/17/2010 at 1:23 AM, Enter a new display name said:

Wait.. She is under 18 and I see no pics?

sorry bro

Ever since xxx biked in this thread has been a delight. Lotsa experiences\personal conclusion\resolutions\pieces of wisdom above mirror my own so I'm not gonna jazzband that shit.

But i am going to toss in this fresh nugget of yet-unmentioned lore:

For once i agree with BoxingDay in saying FUCK HER FUCKING BRAINS OUT BOY. Even if it's a bad idea. Case in point, i DID fuck the wrong person my first time, it DID turn out shitty, it DID have too big a heart (at the time) to properly contextualize it. It did mess with me, it did distort the very well-described-by-xxx ravine that is the difference between sex and love. However i DO NOT regret it one bit. Was 16 back then, am 21 now and the raunchiest bastard i know and i fucking love myself. I sometimes think, with my over-analytical stupid brain, had i not demystified the droopy orchid sooner, would it be a close friend today?

The answer is of course not. It would be this shitty pen pal you love irrationally that you think about all the time but you don't really want to meet because you're afraid that, without 2 firewalls and miles of cable between you you're a sitting awkward duck. Which, of course, is exactly how you're going to interface with OWNERS of said droopy orchid.

What i'm saying is, IMHO, "in this day and age", being a virgin is the worst possible thing you can be right up until you're not a virgin anymore. It sounds silly but you'll see what i mean. You won't feel it when it happens because it's more of a onset type thing, but wetting it 2-3 times really flips the script perspective-wise. It's like unlocking a little drawer in your brain that you didn't know about where the souls of the two balls (that you're currently squatting on) live, and they spring out and give you their blessing. You can afford to be flippant and conversational on the subject later, and be all "heh heh hi guyze what should i do let's talk about this for 8 pages until my dick passes its expiration date cause i'm kinda nervous". Right now you need to do the little Grayskull dance and turn into He-Man before it's not to late. If you get hurt or get drippy, well, that's BAD, but not AS BAD, and HEY!, you'll have the advantage of being able to deal with it AS A MAN in your all-encompassing epic totality.

I'm not even kidding man, that film "40yo virgin"... i KNOW people like that. Not stupid, not ugly, not even close to 40 and not even VIRGINS mind you, but totally like that. There's such a thing as it being to late for growing up in that field, and if you reach that point, you're gonna be awkward about sex for your entire life my friend, even if you do afterwards manage to scrounge up some pity sex from some chubby room-mate or something along those lines, it won't change you in that epic way above anymore.

Prince Adam ain't gonna be a Prince forever.

  On 3/17/2010 at 1:23 AM, Enter a new display name said:

Wait.. She is under 18 and I see no pics?

LOL you just want to wank to those pics. Say it man .

"a couple" wasn't the best choice of words. she's either 14 or 15

i think this thread just got 10 pages longer

yeah i'm pretty sure 18 porkin 16 is legal cos of some age gap clause but fourteen might land you in da slamma

if she's already acting like this at 14-15 you're going to be one of the first few drops in a lifelong torrent

  On 3/17/2010 at 4:12 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

14-15? dude. make sure she's not working for the cops.

As Calx finally reaches his victim's bedroom, he stares at her, silently laying down on her bed in the dark. Calx gets to the first steps: kissing, cuddling, etc. The night is getting hot until he gets to the point when he can finally take her pants off. The zipping noise can hardly be heard under Calx and the girl's heavy breathing. Her pants are no more on his way, good thing. Now is the final layer between Calx's dick and the 14-year old girl's vagina. As he delicately slides her panties down, a handgun comes out of her pussy, held by an officer, hidden undercover inside her genitalia, who immediately yells "Pedo-squad, drop your wang!". Calx's spends the rest of his days in prison, posting on WATMM during his rare free times, regretting his act.

holy goddamn lol

  On 3/17/2010 at 4:25 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

flol

 

is there actually prison time for fucking a 14/15 year old if you're only 18? she came onto you after all.

it's almost unfair isn't it?

Your acquaintance from your class clearly didn't have any moral dilemma with it!

  On 3/17/2010 at 4:34 AM, Deepex said:

Your acquaintance from your class clearly didn't have any moral dilemma with it!

i've always had a tough time with him. at school he seems like my friend, someone that is quite pleasant most of the time, and then outside of class i feel like i just can't say that. and after seeing how mad he was i guess i assumed too much about today. but then again i don't know EVERYTHING that has been going through his mind. seemed to be okay with it. it's surprising though, me and my friends basically stole his GF and ditched him. i wasn't the one who said "get in the car", but i figured he'd pin it on me.

  On 3/17/2010 at 4:20 AM, Enter a new display name said:

  On 3/17/2010 at 4:12 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

14-15? dude. make sure she's not working for the cops.

As Calx finally reaches his victim's bedroom, he stares at her, silently laying down on her bed in the dark. Calx gets to the first steps: kissing, cuddling, etc. The night is getting hot until he gets to the point when he can finally take her pants off. The zipping noise can hardly be heard under Calx and the girl's heavy breathing. Her pants are no more on his way, good thing. Now is the final layer between Calx's dick and the 14-year old girl's vagina. As he delicately slides her panties down, a handgun comes out of her pussy, held by an officer, hidden undercover inside her genitalia, who immediately yells "Pedo-squad, drop your wang!". Calx's spends the rest of his days in prison, posting on WATMM during his rare free times, regretting his act.

lol calice. Tu écris du fanfic porn dans tes temps libre?

anyway just do it and stop whinning Calx. Seriously. You probably have a couple of days left before she goes to another man. A real man you know, somebody who LIKES TO FUCK PEOPLE OF THE OTHER SEX

i'm not whining at all. this has just been a series of startling events. besides, i'm not going to do anything illegal

Tell her about The Evolution of Autechre to truly win her heart!

i bet hauntingsoul has used that already. i'd hate to feel like i stole the idea

Have you talked to her about IDM?

lol insta-fail!

i don't talk to anyone about IDM. i wouldn't talk to Richard himself about it

sooo what are you doing here still?