Breakup ----> ???

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:41 AM, messiaen said:

you never actually mentioned wether she was fat and ugly or not. this factors into it too.

lol

il mention at this point that ive had some random prescription drugs and lots of of lidl vodka and i cant actually walk right now never mind give out sensible advice.

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:41 AM, messiaen said:

rather not drink? why have you not gotten your end wet early in your teenage hood then?

because i'm dull

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:42 AM, messiaen said:

il mention at this point that ive had some random prescription drugs and lots of of lidl vodka and i cant actually walk right now never mind give out sensible advice.

well you've been hilariously irresponsible, but it was fun

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:43 AM, Calx Sherbet said:

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:41 AM, messiaen said:

rather not drink? why have you not gotten your end wet early in your teenage hood then?

 

because i'm dull

come on now, thats not true.

so fucking drink! goddamn. if theres one drug that really makes dull people interesting its that nasty amazingly dtrong drug. but just dont drink so much you cant get it up. that generally ends in metophorical tears.

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:42 AM, messiaen said:

il mention at this point that ive had some random prescription drugs and lots of of lidl vodka and i cant actually walk right now never mind give out sensible advice.

in vino et pharmacoepaeius, veritas.

and also, if you think my advice is irresponsible at your age, then you dont deserve to get laid.

maybe you should invite your friends over for a maths quiz and some coffee instead. that might be fun.

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:47 AM, messiaen said:

and also, if you think my advice is irresponsible at your age, then you dont deserve to get laid.

so i'm just intelligent, commonly misconstrued

also this is quite

im the only one in this thread trying to help you, my socially inept internet friend.

you know who's opinion is most important? your own. don't fuck a chick just so you can get the old v-card out of the way and so you're not being a "pussy." fuck a chick because she's fine and, hot damn, you wanna bang her till her eyeballs pop out of her skull. that's a good reason, ok? it'll make the experience a lot more enjoyable for you, regardless of whether it's a one-time thing or a committed relationship. just don't force yourself to have sex because you think it'd be dumb to pass up a chance like this. if you don't like the idea, don't do it. if this girl gets you hard, go for it. it's simple.

(i don't even know what the bear means)

hoodies a girl, ignore her.

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:50 AM, Hoodie said:

you know who's opinion is most important? your own. don't fuck a chick just so you can get the old v-card out of the way and so you're not being a "pussy." fuck a chick because she's fine and, hot damn, you wanna bang her till her eyeballs pop out of her skull. that's a good reason, ok? it'll make the experience a lot more enjoyable for you, regardless of whether it's a one-time thing or a committed relationship. just don't force yourself to have sex because you think it'd be dumb to pass up a chance like this. if you don't like the idea, don't do it. if this girl gets you hard, go for it. it's simple.

hoodie, you're my kinda girl

i would advise against it. Chastity is often awarded with a commemorative arch built outside your village.

dont you want an arch?

i sure do.

but its too late for me.

if only i had asked watmm first

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:49 AM, messiaen said:

im the only one in this thread trying to help you, my socially inept internet friend.

well you got me on that, friend

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:53 AM, 42Orange said:

i would advise against it. Chastity is often awarded with a commemorative arch built outside your village.

 

dont you want an arch?

 

i sure do.

 

but its too late for me.

 

if only i had asked watmm first

what were you thinking

Messiaen and Hoodie are an amazing contrast. it really made this interesting. i learned a lot

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:18 AM, Calx Sherbet said:

alright so long story short, this girl i never met before dumped this dude that one of my friends knows. she did this only 3 hours after i met her.

 

they went separate ways and she started hanging out with me and my friends all night. and it was 3 hours later when i'm laying in bed and i get a text message from her (i had given her my number because she planned on hanging out with us in the future). the message just says something along the lines of "i broke up with him". and i'm thinking "well that's a shame, but i guess he was a bit of a douche". but i didn't think much of it.

 

so then tomorrow comes and i get another text, and she tells me out of the blue she thinks i'm hot. flattered (and bewildered), i thanked her. later that day she was asking me if i want to hang out later this week. i said yes. then she asks me if i want to stay the night at her house. now really she's a couple years younger than me, but this is all coming at me a little fast. just the day before i didn't even know her. is this some kind of act of revenge toward the other dude she was with, or what exactly is going on? i share a class with him so hopefully he doesn't kick my ass. he jumps to conclusions very quickly

watch out for the ex-boyfriend, you might fuck up friendships between your mutual friends.

happened to me and it blowz

if you have any questions about proper condom use you might want to ask now so you dont have to make another thread later.

Fuck Calyx get up over in there ya sonofabitch GO!

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:57 AM, JohnTqs said:

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:18 AM, Calx Sherbet said:

alright so long story short, this girl i never met before dumped this dude that one of my friends knows. she did this only 3 hours after i met her.

 

they went separate ways and she started hanging out with me and my friends all night. and it was 3 hours later when i'm laying in bed and i get a text message from her (i had given her my number because she planned on hanging out with us in the future). the message just says something along the lines of "i broke up with him". and i'm thinking "well that's a shame, but i guess he was a bit of a douche". but i didn't think much of it.

 

so then tomorrow comes and i get another text, and she tells me out of the blue she thinks i'm hot. flattered (and bewildered), i thanked her. later that day she was asking me if i want to hang out later this week. i said yes. then she asks me if i want to stay the night at her house. now really she's a couple years younger than me, but this is all coming at me a little fast. just the day before i didn't even know her. is this some kind of act of revenge toward the other dude she was with, or what exactly is going on? i share a class with him so hopefully he doesn't kick my ass. he jumps to conclusions very quickly

 

watch out for the ex-boyfriend, you might fuck up friendships between your mutual friends.

luckily, they agree with me that he's not a very cool dude.

  On 3/16/2010 at 3:57 AM, sneaksta303 said:

Fuck Calyx get up over in there ya sonofabitch GO!

like....now?

yeah if you were actually friends with her boyfriend my advice would be entirely different, a lay is not worth messing up a friendship, but in this situation.... sneaksta knows where its at. also pics if shes over 18.

oh wait i just remember your 18 and shes a few years younger.

wait... is it illegal? you dont want to get into that shit.

Calx for your own sake, get some. Ask yourself this, as an 18 year old virgin, would you not take a punch to the face for some hot pussy? I BET you would.

listen, don't try to convince yourself that it's ok or that it's bad. the fact that you posted this thread shows that you have reluctance due to some outside reason. go with your first instinct, because if you don't, you'll probably regret it. i don't see what's so difficult. if you do, you're not a whore, if you don't, you're not stuck as a virgin. bam. end of story.

and if you do get with her, use a condom and look up how to put one on correctly ffs. you don't need a little teenage watmm miracle on the way.

  On 3/16/2010 at 4:00 AM, messiaen said:

wait... is it illegal? you dont want to get into that shit.

well that's why i didn't exactly plan on it. but with a situation like this the subject was pretty inevitable, lol

thank god she's really cool, i had planned the whole time that i was going to be spending time with her. i mean really i don't COMPLETELY expect the results of this one way or the other, I just gotta see how the week unfolds

you flower, hoodie.

don't let hoodie fuck with your mind. i'm looking you in your eyes calx, man to man, heart to heart, hand on your shoulder: get you some .