Americans: Pretend you're British

I'm well chuffed to start this thread. Mind, I've no idear what chuffed means. But I'm too knackered to look it up and chuffed is well fun to say anyway, innit?

blags me spotton cor wellington well

Mummy, could I have another pudding?

this isn't going to work for me, i'm a mancunian canadian.

are you avin a laf?

OH MOY GOD! IM LIKE TOTALLY NEKKID RIGHT NOW FOR REALS!! YOU GUYS, I LIKE TOTALLY LOVE YOU OR WHATEVER, Y'KNOW? SURE.....

aint nobody here but us chikins

Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithun's Day already?

You lot love your guns cuz you got small knobs.

We tried once, that's why America now exists.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

YEEHAW!

Smile, Agatha, we're on CCTV.

i thought most of the fanboys pretend they are british in here anyways. the amount of times i see americans typing out 'mate' is astounding

I NEED YOU BACK ON THE GRID AT ONCE

Well played, Mr Egg!

  On 3/18/2010 at 7:54 PM, Awepittance said:

i thought most of the fanboys pretend they are british in here anyways. the amount of times i see americans typing out 'mate' is astounding

i love how much this bothers people.

  On 3/18/2010 at 8:28 PM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

  On 3/18/2010 at 7:54 PM, Awepittance said:

i thought most of the fanboys pretend they are british in here anyways. the amount of times i see americans typing out 'mate' is astounding

 

 

 

i love how much this bothers people.

cheers

Hey, can I take a raincheck on this thread? I'm busy eating Hershey bars and not pronouncing the 'h' in 'herbs'

ally mine UM

Oh, it’s Cricket. Marvelous game, really. You see, the bowler hurls the ball toward the batter who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score by dashing between the creases, provided the wicket keeper hasn’t whipped his bails off, of course.