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Guest placidburp

You've never seen Dazed and Confused???? The nose touching thing - people have a drinking game, every time he touches his face, you have a shot! you are pretty fucked by the end of the film.

 

 

 

innit

 

 

edit:oh the finger smelling thing....yeah no idea...

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  On 3/19/2010 at 5:55 PM, placidburp said:

You've never seen Dazed and Confused???? The nose touching thing - people have a drinking game, every time he touches his face, you have a shot! you are pretty fucked by the end of the film.

 

 

 

innit

 

 

edit:oh the finger smelling thing....yeah no idea...

Ok thanks for that...never seen it...dont drink so know nothing of drinking games.

Guest sirch
  On 3/19/2010 at 1:19 PM, mafted said:
  On 3/19/2010 at 1:04 PM, keltoi said:

oooOOOOWWEEEEEEEEEEeee! amma fixin tuh eat me a sammich up in this muh-fuh'n place yah feel me? ah be fixin ta make me a frickin god damn outta control cotton pickin awesome sammich outta some baloney on rye wholemeal double shortcrust easy over decaf... then amma cook it up reaaaaaal good mnnn HHHHMMMMNNNNNNNnnn!!! god DAAAYYYYYYYUUUMMM!!! this sammich goan be off da hook! tha's right! tha's right... ya huuurd? gimme some, don't leave me hangin! tha's right! you know! you know what ahm talkin bout!

 

 

about 80 years late there..

 

same as most of the rubbish in this thread!

especially the stuff aimed at Brits, i mean c'monnnnnnnnnnnn man, wtf, hardly any of you have actually ever been here?

i'd like to know how many of you have ever seen the sea? lol, and i hope that question's not too complicated lol ;)

Guest Ominous
  On 3/20/2010 at 3:11 AM, sirch said:
  On 3/19/2010 at 1:19 PM, mafted said:
  On 3/19/2010 at 1:04 PM, keltoi said:

oooOOOOWWEEEEEEEEEEeee! amma fixin tuh eat me a sammich up in this muh-fuh'n place yah feel me? ah be fixin ta make me a frickin god damn outta control cotton pickin awesome sammich outta some baloney on rye wholemeal double shortcrust easy over decaf... then amma cook it up reaaaaaal good mnnn HHHHMMMMNNNNNNNnnn!!! god DAAAYYYYYYYUUUMMM!!! this sammich goan be off da hook! tha's right! tha's right... ya huuurd? gimme some, don't leave me hangin! tha's right! you know! you know what ahm talkin bout!

 

 

about 80 years late there..

 

same as most of the rubbish in this thread!

especially the stuff aimed at Brits, i mean c'monnnnnnnnnnnn man, wtf, hardly any of you have actually ever been here?

i'd like to know how many of you have ever seen the sea? lol, and i hope that question's not too complicated lol ;)

 

 

Ya lily livered scurvy dog!

Guest sirch
  On 3/19/2010 at 2:40 PM, ezkerraldean said:

i could care less about gasoline prices

 

jesus is lord

 

are you really living in the UK?

you "could" care less? so that would mean that you don't actually care enough yet and you could care more lol.

seeeeeeeeee that's what you Yanks do is fuck with our perfectly fine and sensible language! lol. pfft

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  On 3/20/2010 at 3:29 AM, sirch said:
  On 3/20/2010 at 3:26 AM, nene multiple assgasms said:

idm is such a styupid yank term innit?

 

y'all seem to eat it right up tho, hahaha :)

 

:facepalm:

Guest sirch
  On 3/20/2010 at 3:31 AM, Lascaille said:
  On 3/20/2010 at 3:29 AM, sirch said:
  On 3/20/2010 at 3:26 AM, nene multiple assgasms said:

idm is such a styupid yank term innit?

 

y'all seem to eat it right up tho, hahaha :)

 

:facepalm:

 

lol, love the facepalm. always seems to work when you have nothing really to say.

fyi, i do know where the unfortunate term "idm" came from, blud. seeeeeeennnnn ;)

Nene was being facetious, yet you were too daft to recognize it. And there you go, you've brought it out of me. I try never to become confrontational, but I swear to fuck, you must be one of Abusive George's dupes. And, the origin of "IDM" is not at all being contested. Do you understand the point of this thread?

lol

 

I love sirch, he just shows up every so often, spams the fuck outta the place and pisses everyone off.

 

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Guest sirch
  On 3/20/2010 at 3:52 AM, Lascaille said:

Nene was being facetious, yet you were too daft to recognize it. And there you go, you've brought it out of me. I try never to become confrontational, but I swear to fuck, you must be one of Abusive George's dupes. And, the origin of "IDM" is not at all being contested. Do you understand the point of this thread?

 

i'm just honest. i don't know abusive george. but i do detest the French, also. nice hat lol :)

  On 3/19/2010 at 5:58 PM, uptowndevil said:
  On 3/19/2010 at 5:55 PM, placidburp said:

edit:oh the finger smelling thing....yeah no idea...

 

I THINK IT MAY HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH VAGINAS

 

:lol:

Guest beatfanatic
  On 3/20/2010 at 2:54 AM, sirch said:

"would you like fries with that massive plate of shit you're about to eat you fat all-consuming-cancer on the face of this planet, !??"

 

have a nice daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! :P

 

how is that any different than you folks eating that awful fish and chips??

Guest sirch

englishman walks into a pub:

 

"alright mate, pint'a stella please and a packet of cashews. how's things?"

 

american guy walks into a bar:

 

"i'll get a beer. and don't look at me you fag or i'll bust your face in, motherfucker. where the chips at?"

Guest sirch
  On 3/20/2010 at 4:55 AM, beatfanatic said:
  On 3/20/2010 at 2:54 AM, sirch said:

"would you like fries with that massive plate of shit you're about to eat you fat all-consuming-cancer on the face of this planet, !??"

 

have a nice daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! :P

 

how is that any different than you folks eating that awful fish and chips??

 

you've obviously never ever tried good english fisn'n chips mate!

it's not made of rubbish! it's a simple piece of fish and chips!

not fuckin supersized macdonalds' wank.

Guest uptowndevil
  On 3/20/2010 at 5:09 AM, sirch said:
  On 3/20/2010 at 4:55 AM, beatfanatic said:
  On 3/20/2010 at 2:54 AM, sirch said:

"would you like fries with that massive plate of shit you're about to eat you fat all-consuming-cancer on the face of this planet, !??"

 

have a nice daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! :P

 

how is that any different than you folks eating that awful fish and chips??

 

you've obviously never ever tried good english fisn'n chips mate!

it's not made of rubbish! it's a simple piece of fish and chips!

not fuckin supersized macdonalds' wank.

 

i would like to learn more about these fish and chips

Guest sirch
  On 3/20/2010 at 5:12 AM, uptowndevil said:
  On 3/20/2010 at 5:09 AM, sirch said:
  On 3/20/2010 at 4:55 AM, beatfanatic said:
  On 3/20/2010 at 2:54 AM, sirch said:

"would you like fries with that massive plate of shit you're about to eat you fat all-consuming-cancer on the face of this planet, !??"

 

have a nice daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! :P

 

how is that any different than you folks eating that awful fish and chips??

 

you've obviously never ever tried good english fisn'n chips mate!

it's not made of rubbish! it's a simple piece of fish and chips!

not fuckin supersized macdonalds' wank.

 

i would like to learn more about these fish and chips

 

come over mate. we got the best :)

where are you?

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