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Guest mafted
  On 3/19/2010 at 1:04 PM, keltoi said:

oooOOOOWWEEEEEEEEEEeee! amma fixin tuh eat me a sammich up in this muh-fuh'n place yah feel me? ah be fixin ta make me a frickin god damn outta control cotton pickin awesome sammich outta some baloney on rye wholemeal double shortcrust easy over decaf... then amma cook it up reaaaaaal good mnnn HHHHMMMMNNNNNNNnnn!!! god DAAAYYYYYYYUUUMMM!!! this sammich goan be off da hook! tha's right! tha's right... ya huuurd? gimme some, don't leave me hangin! tha's right! you know! you know what ahm talkin bout!

 

 

about 80 years late there..

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  On 3/19/2010 at 1:19 PM, mafted said:
  On 3/19/2010 at 1:04 PM, keltoi said:

oooOOOOWWEEEEEEEEEEeee! amma fixin tuh eat me a sammich up in this muh-fuh'n place yah feel me? ah be fixin ta make me a frickin god damn outta control cotton pickin awesome sammich outta some baloney on rye wholemeal double shortcrust easy over decaf... then amma cook it up reaaaaaal good mnnn HHHHMMMMNNNNNNNnnn!!! god DAAAYYYYYYYUUUMMM!!! this sammich goan be off da hook! tha's right! tha's right... ya huuurd? gimme some, don't leave me hangin! tha's right! you know! you know what ahm talkin bout!

 

 

about 80 years late there..

 

what? i mean huh? maybe got carried away with the cotton pickin but c'mon you could hear this today.

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  On 3/19/2010 at 2:40 PM, ezkerraldean said:

i could care less about gasoline prices

 

jesus is lord

 

 

fail. all Americans do is complain about gas prices even if they are lower than the UK's.

 

 

Also,

 

 

 

 

 

 

Petrol.

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  On 3/19/2010 at 2:57 PM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:
  On 3/19/2010 at 2:40 PM, ezkerraldean said:

i could care less about gasoline prices

 

jesus is lord

 

 

fail. all Americans do is complain about gas prices even if they are lower than the UK's.

 

lol the "i could care less" was the main bit
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Also,

 

 

 

 

Petrol.

automobile

[shouting]

 

REALLY?

 

REALLY?

 

REALLY?

 

THAT'S AWESOME!!!!!!

 

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[shouting]

 

OH MY GOD!!! IS HE A SOPHOMORE? OH MY GOD!!!

 

WITH A FRESHMAN!!??? NO SHITT!!!

 

ARE YOU SHITTING ME?

 

NO WAY!!!

 

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  On 3/19/2010 at 12:09 PM, loganfive said:
  On 3/19/2010 at 1:59 AM, baph said:
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THIS DANCE MUSIC IS FOOKIN INTELLIGENT, INNIT?

 

Last night was an A-1, tip top clubbing jam fair. It was a sandwich of fun on ecstasy bread, wrapped up in a big bag like disco fudge. It doesn't get much better than that, I just wish sometimes I could control these FOCKING MOOD SWINGS!

 

 

tyres is irish.

 

FUCK. He's northern, at least, right? My memories of accents are apparently shit, so I should probably just rewatch all of Spaced right the fuck now.

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