Braintree Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 I JUST TOOK A BRAKE FOR TEA AND DIDN'T BRUSH MY TEETH Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/6/#findComment-1274517 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 wicked Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/6/#findComment-1274545 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 On 3/20/2010 at 5:13 AM, sirch said: come over mate. we got the best :) I could basically eat your fish and chips every day. I love it and you Brits do it up right. The shit is tight. also... ... fuck yeah. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/6/#findComment-1274551 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyrofen Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 S'all very lush n shet innit. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/6/#findComment-1274554 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 i like the words mate and rubbish both, a lot, but i refrain from using them for fear of people thinking i'm a crumplestiltskin Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/6/#findComment-1274559 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 "Crumpling under the torment of my self hatred and my yearning to be all the things that i will never be, the tarnishment of my rubbish filled soul cramping my tiny feet into a ball of sweat and semen under which these dialectic motherfucking cunt suckers think they can get away with finding me under that same old apple tree that my frickin grandfather told me was his favorite tree as a kid." -Jennifer Morris Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/6/#findComment-1274561 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 On 3/20/2010 at 5:09 AM, sirch said: you've obviously never ever tried good english fisn'n chips mate! it's not made of rubbish! it's a simple piece of fish and chips! not fuckin supersized macdonalds' wank. yeah sure thing. is this you by any chance? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/6/#findComment-1274639 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 i would kill to actually have decent fish n chips....supposedly the beach nearby here has a fish n chips shop run by a 100% englishman.....oh yeah...uhghh.....toodle pipply offy does it bangers Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/6/#findComment-1274658 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sala Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 THIS IS MY CORNER NIGGER Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/6/#findComment-1274661 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 On 3/20/2010 at 3:22 AM, sirch said: On 3/19/2010 at 2:40 PM, ezkerraldean said: i could care less about gasoline prices jesus is lord are you really living in the UK? you "could" care less? so that would mean that you don't actually care enough yet and you could care more lol. seeeeeeeeee that's what you Yanks do is fuck with our perfectly fine and sensible language! lol. pfft are you completely dense? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/6/#findComment-1274670 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 (edited) Classic example of this situation and a American phrase I love. I was cycling through Windsor one sunny day which gets a lot of tourists (summat to do with a castle and queen, of which I take no notice at all LoL) and there's this dude..er sorry chap with big thick bouncy blonde hair, sunglasses and a Fu Manchu (Calfornian stoner rock band) t-shirt on. Although at the time I didn't realise it, he must of been some USA west-coast/surfer/skater dude, cause as I go past him. I say something like 'Ah my good friend, Fu Manch what a fantastic band'. He just sort of starts swaying around like a monkey, does some sort of kung-fu shit pose while doing the 2 horned metal finger thing and just yells at me ''FUCKING A!'' Ahh, I thought an American. Brilliant. Edited March 20, 2010 by beerwolf Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/6/#findComment-1274680 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pylonbitch Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 On 3/20/2010 at 2:03 PM, keltoi said: On 3/20/2010 at 3:22 AM, sirch said: On 3/19/2010 at 2:40 PM, ezkerraldean said: i could care less about gasoline prices jesus is lord are you really living in the UK? you "could" care less? so that would mean that you don't actually care enough yet and you could care more lol. seeeeeeeeee that's what you Yanks do is fuck with our perfectly fine and sensible language! lol. pfft are you completely dense? i'm with keltoi... lets break it down. ill. 1.) "i COULD care less". (us) meaning: it is possible for me to care less. ie i care, even a small amount. ill 2.) "i COULDN'T care less" (uk) meaning : it is impossible for me to care any less because i just couldn't give a rat's fanny. from where i stand, number one doesn't make much sense in the context it's normally used...UNLESS... you say " i could care less, but it would be really difficult."... ie it would be an undertaking to care less because i care such an infinitessimal amount. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide pylonbitch's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/6/#findComment-1274690 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 well that was my point "I could care less" would be used in a situation where you aren't really occupied with the matter, whereas "couldn't care less" means you dont give a shit about any of it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/6/#findComment-1274696 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soloman Tump Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwzRr61sPOE&feature=related Yeee Haaaawwwww we can do the office tooo Edited March 20, 2010 by feltcher Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Soloman Tump's signature Hide all signatures https://intrusivesignals.blogspot.com/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/6/#findComment-1274720 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest 277: 930-933 Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 This thread is racist. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/6/#findComment-1274756 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 (edited) slag heap Edited March 20, 2010 by troon Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/6/#findComment-1274757 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SR4 Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 On 3/20/2010 at 4:49 PM, mr egg said: I LOLed a little bit, but giving the heil salute....doesn't happen to often in 'Merica. Let's keep this somewhat accurate in our stereotypes (yes I know how silly that sounds) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/6/#findComment-1274770 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mr egg Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 On 3/20/2010 at 5:38 PM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said: On 3/20/2010 at 4:49 PM, mr egg said: I LOLed a little bit, but giving the heil salute....doesn't happen to often in 'Merica. Let's keep this somewhat accurate in our stereotypes (yes I know how silly that sounds) Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/6/#findComment-1274774 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 US office is a completely different programme. They should have named it something else. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/6/#findComment-1274776 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 On 3/20/2010 at 5:45 PM, chassis said: US office is a completely different programme. They should have named it something else. Agreed. I love the US office, but it is drastically different in humor and character from the British version....but then again....a generic name like "The Office" is pretty much satisfactory, combined with the fact that Gervais was very involved with the first season of the US version...at least to my knowledge. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/6/#findComment-1274786 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 good thread would be great if you guys made americun/briteesh sounding replies in audio in stead of texts would listen Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/6/#findComment-1274805 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Mum smokes fags. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/6/#findComment-1274928 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lube Saibot Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Hell, i'd settle for 44.1khz/128kbps VBR mp3's just so i could hear troon's voice. I imagine him sounding like Jim Kaviezel in PotC. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/6/#findComment-1275404 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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