baph Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 (edited) On 3/20/2010 at 5:59 PM, xxx said: "Britannica Electronics" festering hillock of tune-shy bum-wank Edited March 21, 2010 by baph Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/7/#findComment-1275520 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornflakes002 Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 yeah nigga that shit is the shit Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Cornflakes002's signature Hide all signatures give a fuck Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/7/#findComment-1275705 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 g'day mate i'm tony blair. top o the mornin to ya Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/7/#findComment-1275730 Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 bed ways is right ways Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide acidphakist's signature Hide all signatures music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/7/#findComment-1311653 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chunky Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Well howdy partners, how're ya'll doin'? How's that hopey changey stuff workin' out for ya? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/7/#findComment-1311656 Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 lol God Save The Queen. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide acidphakist's signature Hide all signatures music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/7/#findComment-1311657 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 On 4/29/2010 at 10:30 PM, chunky said: Well howdy partners, how're ya'll doin'? How's that hopey changey stuff workin' out for ya? Let's be clear - all Americans don't speak like this. Just the real Americans. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/7/#findComment-1311666 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 good day, i'm from Britain. everything is daisy. i am well spoken and i am polite to everyone i meet. my life is as calming as my tea and as gray as the sky. to me, America may as well be a post-apocalyptic wasteland where every man, woman and child speak only the language of survival, plunder and rape; not unlike the torturous terrain portrayed in the Mad Max films. simply awful. On 4/29/2010 at 10:30 PM, chunky said: Well howdy partners, how're ya'll doin'? How's that hopey changey stuff workin' out for ya? this had me laughin' pretty good. also, i sort of talk like this. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Meadows and Labyrinths's signature Hide all signatures plantre.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/7/#findComment-1311673 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 ME KNICKERS IS ON FIRE! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/7/#findComment-1311724 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 (edited) Whenever I hear an American attempt a British accent, or use British slang...even reading it in this thread, where it is intentional and meant to be lol-worthy, it makes me want to vomit. Maybe it is all of those years of using the British, or pan-Atlantic accent on TV, where it is meant to give a guy an air of gayness. I don't know. It just infuriates me. I don't have anything against gayness, mind you.. but just hearing an American try to be round off their accents just makes me want to uppercut forever. I think I am too used to this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXRaboSo70A Edit* Just had an epiphany. Maybe I was scarred by early Ministry, and Al Jourgensen trying to sound British. But, on the other hand, when I hear a Brit trying to sound American, I am intrigued and want to hear more. Chelmsford Film Society being a prime example (specifically, see the Diehard remakes). I don't know. I don't feel any particular sense of shame, aside from the Western New York accent. I just don't find fake British accents and the use of the slang to be funny. To clarify the herb thing, with the H. Oddly enough, if you call someone a "herb", you pronounce the H. Don't ask me why, I don't know. Edited April 30, 2010 by thanks robert moses Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide FLA FUR BIS FLE's signature Hide all signatures through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/7/#findComment-1311731 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 On 3/20/2010 at 5:59 PM, xxx said: It remains in frequent use all around me though I try to choose more obtuse exclamations like "Fuck a duck!" or "Christ in a Dumptruck!" just to i've made up so many exclamations involving jesus christ right off the cuff. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/7/#findComment-1311737 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 i can't fucking stand fucillo. can't wait until he dies of a coke overdose Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/7/#findComment-1311740 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Thanks for hating America Robert Moses..... Ministry didn't ruin anything for you.... Tolkien did.... and living in Niagra Falls... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/7/#findComment-1311758 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 I knooowwww riiiight ugh ya'll so cheap over there (the fucking irony in an American sayin this) Ya well next semester I am totally riding in my new bmw, daddies gettin it for me coz I let him pound my 14 year old tight pussy. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/7/#findComment-1311770 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 On 4/30/2010 at 12:05 AM, uptown devil said: i can't fucking stand fucillo. can't wait until he dies of a coke overdose I hope his funeral is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE BUFFALO, HUGGGGE! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide FLA FUR BIS FLE's signature Hide all signatures through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/7/#findComment-1311778 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 On 4/30/2010 at 12:20 AM, Atop said: Thanks for hating America Robert Moses..... Ministry didn't ruin anything for you.... Tolkien did.... and living in Niagra Falls... On the contrary, I quite like AMurrrica, as far as a landscape/place to live goes. And as much as the city I live in is a festering wound, the Niagara Gorge and River are beautiful. I just don't like fake British accents. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide FLA FUR BIS FLE's signature Hide all signatures through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/7/#findComment-1311787 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 I have been to Ithaca and around the area, very beautiful indeed.... Just going on what I have heard from yourself about NF.... Was very pleased to find that the northeast has rednecks as well..... and unless used in a humourous context, any fake sounding accent is annoying to me..... but me knickers is still on fire..... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/7/#findComment-1311794 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 oy dis es teh wankin flankin sedyabayontas Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/7/#findComment-1311895 Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 This thread is the best thing to happen to me since banging a crooked-tooth Brit girl near Brick Lane Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide acidphakist's signature Hide all signatures music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/7/#findComment-1311964 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyrofen Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Das ist ein groovy beat, ja? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/7/#findComment-1312007 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 On 4/30/2010 at 6:33 AM, Xyrofen said: Das ist ein groovy beat, ja? lmao Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/7/#findComment-1312021 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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