Americans: Pretend you're British

me mum's all british an that, and me gran's from south africa.

cheers mate! me bird is all lekker!

  On 3/18/2010 at 7:30 PM, baph said:

Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithun's Day already?

'tis! said aunt helga

Hello, my name is Joyrex.

And i was all like,shut UP,and she was like,no totally,and I was all like ,whatEVER.

(um...my unerring sense of british fair play dictates that I should now apologise for offending any gnarly/valley girls out there.Profuse apologies.)

  On 3/18/2010 at 9:22 PM, The Overlook said:

Hello, my name is Joyrex.

Get it right, you bloody sodding wanker!

'ALLO, ME NAME BE JOHYREX!

  On 3/18/2010 at 9:29 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 3/18/2010 at 9:22 PM, The Overlook said:

Hello, my name is Joyrex.

 

Get it right, you bloody sodding wanker!

 

'ALLO, ME NAME BE JOHYREX!

maetl

all I know about British people is that they savor eating a fine yet mysterious delicacy called "Weetabix".

So yesterday I totally DESTROYED this douchbag at my bro's St Paddys Day brewski blowout. He was all yada yada yada all night long then tried to jack the green food coloring we were using on our jager bombs so I popped him right in the kisser in front of his girl (some Mexican skank with a muffin top). Everyone was all like "Awww hell no, you the meanest" and I was like "You know it party people, DONT MESS WITH THE G-MAN. DONT MESS WITH THE G-MAN. G-MAN HUUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHH" then ripped up a phone book with my pinky whilst hoofing fat bong hits. It was super awesome sweet.

lol im trying to imagine green colored jaeger....ugh...

  On 3/18/2010 at 9:51 PM, idrn said:

So yesterday I totally DESTROYED this douchbag at my bro's St Paddys Day brewski blowout. He was all yada yada yada all night long then tried to jack the green food coloring we were using on our jager bombs so I popped him right in the kisser in front of his girl (some Mexican skank with a muffin top). Everyone was all like "Awww hell no, you the meanest" and I was like "You know it party people, DONT MESS WITH THE G-MAN. DONT MESS WITH THE G-MAN. G-MAN HUUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHH" then ripped up a phone book with my pinky whilst hoofing fat bong hits. It was super awesome sweet.

where did you get this information?

i'll just post this.

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  On 3/18/2010 at 9:45 PM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

all I know about British people is that they savor eating a fine yet mysterious delicacy called "Weetabix".

Weetabix when dried is the culinary equivalent to spot weld.

  On 3/18/2010 at 9:51 PM, idrn said:

So yesterday I totally DESTROYED this douchbag at my bro's St Paddys Day brewski blowout. He was all yada yada yada all night long then tried to jack the green food coloring we were using on our jager bombs so I popped him right in the kisser in front of his girl (some Mexican skank with a muffin top). Everyone was all like "Awww hell no, you the meanest" and I was like "You know it party people, DONT MESS WITH THE G-MAN. DONT MESS WITH THE G-MAN. G-MAN HUUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHH" then ripped up a phone book with my pinky whilst hoofing fat bong hits. It was super awesome sweet.

lol

hey watmm, i just wanted to touch base

hella

This was close to fratboyspeak, but if I can offer some constructive criticism:

  On 3/18/2010 at 9:51 PM, idrn said:

So yesterday I totally DESTROYED this douchbag at my bro's St Paddys Day brewski blowout. He was all yada yada yada all night long then tried to jack the green food coloring we were using on our jager bombs so I popped him right in the kisser in front of his girl (some Mexican skank with a muffin top). Everyone was all like "Awww hell no, you the meanest" and I was like "You know it party people, DONT MESS WITH THE G-MAN. DONT MESS WITH THE G-MAN. G-MAN HUUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHH" then ripped up a phone book with my pinky whilst hoofing fat bong hits. It was super awesome sweet.

-I don't think anyone has said "popped x right in the kisser" since '57.

-"whilst" is pretty much a brit shibboleth outside of academia.

-I have no idea what "hoofing" is.

Also, "party people" is iffy. If it's a drunk white kid, he'd probably say "niggahs" because he's a drunk white kid.

yeah, whilst is really egregious, but I let it slide because it adds to the

lol-worthyness

otherwise it was about 95% accurate

.

wats all dis aboot eh

it's fucking cold eh

Fancy a wank, lurv?

idrn's was great until "popped in the kisser"...wtf is that? lol

i'm gunna kick you in the butt while i'm sitting on my fanny you asshole