dr lopez Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 me mum's all british an that, and me gran's from south africa. cheers mate! me bird is all lekker! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/2/#findComment-1273266 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tht tne Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 On 3/18/2010 at 7:30 PM, baph said: Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithun's Day already? 'tis! said aunt helga Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/2/#findComment-1273272 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Mirezzi Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 Hello, my name is Joyrex. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/2/#findComment-1273286 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sine Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 And i was all like,shut UP,and she was like,no totally,and I was all like ,whatEVER. (um...my unerring sense of british fair play dictates that I should now apologise for offending any gnarly/valley girls out there.Profuse apologies.) Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/2/#findComment-1273289 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 On 3/18/2010 at 9:22 PM, The Overlook said: Hello, my name is Joyrex. Get it right, you bloody sodding wanker! 'ALLO, ME NAME BE JOHYREX! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/2/#findComment-1273290 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirezzi Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 On 3/18/2010 at 9:29 PM, Joyrex said: On 3/18/2010 at 9:22 PM, The Overlook said: Hello, my name is Joyrex. Get it right, you bloody sodding wanker! 'ALLO, ME NAME BE JOHYREX! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/2/#findComment-1273293 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 maetl Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/2/#findComment-1273295 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 all I know about British people is that they savor eating a fine yet mysterious delicacy called "Weetabix". Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/2/#findComment-1273304 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 So yesterday I totally DESTROYED this douchbag at my bro's St Paddys Day brewski blowout. He was all yada yada yada all night long then tried to jack the green food coloring we were using on our jager bombs so I popped him right in the kisser in front of his girl (some Mexican skank with a muffin top). Everyone was all like "Awww hell no, you the meanest" and I was like "You know it party people, DONT MESS WITH THE G-MAN. DONT MESS WITH THE G-MAN. G-MAN HUUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHH" then ripped up a phone book with my pinky whilst hoofing fat bong hits. It was super awesome sweet. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/2/#findComment-1273313 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 lol im trying to imagine green colored jaeger....ugh... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/2/#findComment-1273317 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptowndevil Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 On 3/18/2010 at 9:51 PM, idrn said: So yesterday I totally DESTROYED this douchbag at my bro's St Paddys Day brewski blowout. He was all yada yada yada all night long then tried to jack the green food coloring we were using on our jager bombs so I popped him right in the kisser in front of his girl (some Mexican skank with a muffin top). Everyone was all like "Awww hell no, you the meanest" and I was like "You know it party people, DONT MESS WITH THE G-MAN. DONT MESS WITH THE G-MAN. G-MAN HUUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHH" then ripped up a phone book with my pinky whilst hoofing fat bong hits. It was super awesome sweet. where did you get this information? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/2/#findComment-1273321 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 i'll just post this. [youtubehd]ttk2yyBoJjk[/youtubehd] Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/2/#findComment-1273323 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sine Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 On 3/18/2010 at 9:45 PM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said: all I know about British people is that they savor eating a fine yet mysterious delicacy called "Weetabix". Weetabix when dried is the culinary equivalent to spot weld. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/2/#findComment-1273328 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted March 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 On 3/18/2010 at 9:51 PM, idrn said: So yesterday I totally DESTROYED this douchbag at my bro's St Paddys Day brewski blowout. He was all yada yada yada all night long then tried to jack the green food coloring we were using on our jager bombs so I popped him right in the kisser in front of his girl (some Mexican skank with a muffin top). Everyone was all like "Awww hell no, you the meanest" and I was like "You know it party people, DONT MESS WITH THE G-MAN. DONT MESS WITH THE G-MAN. G-MAN HUUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHH" then ripped up a phone book with my pinky whilst hoofing fat bong hits. It was super awesome sweet. lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/2/#findComment-1273334 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 hey watmm, i just wanted to touch base hella Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/2/#findComment-1273335 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 (edited) This was close to fratboyspeak, but if I can offer some constructive criticism: On 3/18/2010 at 9:51 PM, idrn said: So yesterday I totally DESTROYED this douchbag at my bro's St Paddys Day brewski blowout. He was all yada yada yada all night long then tried to jack the green food coloring we were using on our jager bombs so I popped him right in the kisser in front of his girl (some Mexican skank with a muffin top). Everyone was all like "Awww hell no, you the meanest" and I was like "You know it party people, DONT MESS WITH THE G-MAN. DONT MESS WITH THE G-MAN. G-MAN HUUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHH" then ripped up a phone book with my pinky whilst hoofing fat bong hits. It was super awesome sweet. -I don't think anyone has said "popped x right in the kisser" since '57. -"whilst" is pretty much a brit shibboleth outside of academia. -I have no idea what "hoofing" is. Also, "party people" is iffy. If it's a drunk white kid, he'd probably say "niggahs" because he's a drunk white kid. Edited March 18, 2010 by baph Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/2/#findComment-1273342 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted March 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 yeah, whilst is really egregious, but I let it slide because it adds to the lol-worthyness Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/2/#findComment-1273347 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptowndevil Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 otherwise it was about 95% accurate Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/2/#findComment-1273352 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 . Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/2/#findComment-1273353 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 wats all dis aboot eh it's fucking cold eh Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/2/#findComment-1273355 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 Fancy a wank, lurv? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Positive Metal Attitude Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/2/#findComment-1273368 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirezzi Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 idrn's was great until "popped in the kisser"...wtf is that? lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/2/#findComment-1273399 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest margaret thatcher Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/2/#findComment-1273403 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 i'm gunna kick you in the butt while i'm sitting on my fanny you asshole Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54446-americans-pretend-youre-british/page/2/#findComment-1273417 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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