stupid first world problems you're dealing with

i've got someone coming over today and i'm not really in the mood for anyone. but if i tell them not to come, then it'd be a bitch move :(

  On 11/2/2012 at 12:04 PM, Squee said:

The coffee I had this morning was sour as shit and I'm still bummed about it.

i knew, without ever having it (or maybe i have), that honey and coffee wouldn't mix. i was about to have a twatty tea and already had honey in the mug when i decided to make espresso instead. didn't want to waste the honey. anyway, it tasted like filter coffee been sat on the burner for a day, with sugar

not cool

my cat is being very rude today

rode my bike for the first time in 3+ years (and for the first time in new york, oddly enough), and by the time i returned home, the flat back tire reminded me that its inner tube is leaky.

Me every single night:

Haha, same with me. I only ever have condiments in my fridge.

I'll never meet an alien friend

  On 11/2/2012 at 11:06 PM, modey said:

Haha, same with me. I only ever have condiments in my fridge.

i have that and raw (or pickled) vegetables. the only person who would get excited by my fridge is that fizzy dude.

this thread is boring

my life feels like one massive meh.

i want to have a peaceful friday night at home, but my bedroom is in the front of the house and there are kids SCREAMING and running around on the front lawn and wrestling. and some of the screams are of the high-pitched blood curdling variety. holy fuck i hate children

*starts turning green*

i mehed all over your dads tits.

  On 11/3/2012 at 12:18 AM, messiaen said:

this thread is boring

this post made me feel shitty

@ messiaen sadly, nothing even remotely as cool as that will ever happen in my life.

my dad's tits are just so boring and dry.

  On 11/3/2012 at 12:29 AM, tauboo said:

  On 11/3/2012 at 12:18 AM, messiaen said:

this thread is boring

this post made me feel shitty

that was my first world problem though

  On 11/3/2012 at 12:22 AM, messiaen said:

i mehed all over your dads tits.

i dad titted your uncle's cunt

mehssiaen

your mums smashed bat gave my dad a rock solid arguement

  On 11/3/2012 at 12:34 AM, Alcofribas said:

mehssiaen

pwned

i thought you were my pals

i'm not your pal pal

nah, i sort of am and that pwn was yours son

i mean, i'm your dad first and foremost

sort of... edit: lover second

edit: i'm not even going to mention that, you always get so emotional

im your dads pal

you grandad died in world war 2

but he's still sort of your pal

i guess

  On 11/2/2012 at 6:06 PM, tauboo said:

  On 11/2/2012 at 12:04 PM, Squee said:

The coffee I had this morning was sour as shit and I'm still bummed about it.

i knew, without ever having it (or maybe i have), that honey and coffee wouldn't mix. i was about to have a twatty tea and already had honey in the mug when i decided to make espresso instead. didn't want to waste the honey. anyway, it tasted like filter coffee been sat on the burner for a day, with sugar

 

not cool

Carmelize the honey first, it's actually pretty awesome like that.