stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 11/7/2012 at 8:26 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I puked in my cat's litter box.

 

 

 

 

If he's not going to us it, I am.

that'll teach him. Now youve got him!

i have to figure out what i want peopole to buy me for christmas :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Same :(

i'm eating too much shit

  On 11/8/2012 at 4:42 AM, RichieBees said:

i have to figure out what i want peopole to buy me for christmas :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((

I'm pretty sure I'm long past the age where I can suggest people buy me anything for christmas.

Not to say loved ones don't get me thoughtful and generous gifts, but man do I feel like a useless overgrown brat putting ideas out there.

Also: my fiancee makes a couple tens of thousands of dollars more than me per fucking annum, so I can't even really compete, and it shouldn't be a competition, but it's like

me: I GOT YOU THE NEW WALKING DEAD COLLECTION, A NICEISH DINNER AND A HUG

her: I GOT YOU A TRIP TO AFRICA

and uh, you know, I feel very bad. they don't sleep anymore on the beach

Let me rephrase:

I'm 37 and people still expect me to write a wish-list for christmas. I have everything I need, and the only stuff I'd like is too expensive to ask other people to buy for me.

- A new job that inspires me

- More free time to do what I love

- A home brewing kit

I should actually just go with the last one. fuck yes thank you thread problem sorted.

  On 11/8/2012 at 9:02 AM, usagi said:

  On 11/8/2012 at 8:34 AM, isaki said:

i'm eating too much shit

 

ring Coprophages Anonymous. alternatively, create a cry-for-help thread and guilt watmm into staging an intervention for you.

but shit is tasty

My Slap-Chop™ doesn't work at all! I tried using it once to dice some nuts and its performance was abysmal!

I'm visiting Sydney in a few weeks and I'm not sure if I have a place to stay .. any wattmers with a free couch from the 28th November–2nd December wanna help a brother out? I'll provide reimbursement in the form of booze, gifts and/or the general awesomeness that comes from my presence.

  On 11/8/2012 at 9:41 AM, Gocab said:

 

- A home brewing kit

 

I ended up getting two of these for family members last year while at the same time receiving one from my brother. There are many pros to this decision. One of them being cheap beer.

  On 11/8/2012 at 10:15 AM, Goiter Sanchez said:

My Slap-Chop™ doesn't work at all! I tried using it once to dice some nuts and its performance was abysmal!

lol

i bought a snicker and then won a snicker with it, yes, this is a problem

  On 11/8/2012 at 8:44 AM, baph said:

  On 11/8/2012 at 4:42 AM, RichieBees said:

i have to figure out what i want peopole to buy me for christmas :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((

 

I'm pretty sure I'm long past the age where I can suggest people buy me anything for christmas.

Not to say loved ones don't get me thoughtful and generous gifts, but man do I feel like a useless overgrown brat putting ideas out there.

 

Also: my fiancee makes a couple tens of thousands of dollars more than me per fucking annum, so I can't even really compete, and it shouldn't be a competition, but it's like

 

me: I GOT YOU THE NEW WALKING DEAD COLLECTION, A NICEISH DINNER AND A HUG

her: I GOT YOU A TRIP TO AFRICA

 

and uh, you know, I feel very bad. they don't sleep anymore on the beach

Nah, don't worry about it. Sounds like you would do the same for her. If you belittle yourself for having a cool fiancee it punishes her too. You can waste your time in much better ways

Feeling pretty bummed right now. I worked hard last night studying for this astronomy test, set my alarm to wake up for the test at 9:30. I keep the alarm clock across the room so I have to stand up and turn it off.

When I woke up I looked at the clock and it said 10:38. It took a second to register, and then pure shock.

So now I'm thinking... "this was outside of my control. I didn't 'choose' this, it was purely circumstantial." Because I clearly woke up and turned off the alarm clock without any conscious awareness of what was happening. I've suspected that this was happening for a while. I guess I wake up, without thinking or anything I go turn off the alarm clock, get back in bed, and fall asleep in such a short time frame that I don't remember it in the morning. I didn't remember that I had a test to go to or anything... or maybe it was just straight up sleepwalking.

Anyway, I'm not going to beat myself up about this. It's not exactly my fault. My grade will be a C, if I ace everything from here on out. Massive disappointment but no sense of responsibility for what's happened. In fact, something this obscure must have happened for a "reason." Maybe just to tell me I need a new alarm clock, or to fix my sleep schedule.

lol i've got a client that has to run my proposals passed a fucking feng shui guru.

  On 11/8/2012 at 4:52 PM, vamos scorcho said:

Feeling pretty bummed right now. I worked hard last night studying for this astronomy test, set my alarm to wake up for the test at 9:30. I keep the alarm clock across the room so I have to stand up and turn it off.

 

When I woke up I looked at the clock and it said 10:38. It took a second to register, and then pure shock.

 

So now I'm thinking... "this was outside of my control. I didn't 'choose' this, it was purely circumstantial." Because I clearly woke up and turned off the alarm clock without any conscious awareness of what was happening. I've suspected that this was happening for a while. I guess I wake up, without thinking or anything I go turn off the alarm clock, get back in bed, and fall asleep in such a short time frame that I don't remember it in the morning. I didn't remember that I had a test to go to or anything... or maybe it was just straight up sleepwalking.

 

 

Anyway, I'm not going to beat myself up about this. It's not exactly my fault. My grade will be a C, if I ace everything from here on out. Massive disappointment but no sense of responsibility for what's happened. In fact, something this obscure must have happened for a "reason." Maybe just to tell me I need a new alarm clock, or to fix my sleep schedule.

why don't you just get on your knees and beg the prof? suck zir's dick?

  On 11/8/2012 at 5:06 PM, keltoi said:

lol i've got a client that has to run my proposals passed a fucking feng shui guru.

He has a 6 inch ponytail

  On 11/8/2012 at 9:41 AM, Gocab said:

Let me rephrase:

 

I'm 37 and people still expect me to write a wish-list for christmas. I have everything I need, and the only stuff I'd like is too expensive to ask other people to buy for me.

- A new job that inspires me

- More free time to do what I love

- A home brewing kit

 

I should actually just go with the last one. fuck yes thank you thread problem sorted.

Basically those three things for me too, yes. Probably also need a bit more floor space in the apartment before the brewing kit, to keep the cat from pissing in it, but yes.

  On 11/8/2012 at 4:36 PM, A/D said:

Nah, don't worry about it. Sounds like you would do the same for her. If you belittle yourself for having a cool fiancee it punishes her too. You can waste your time in much better ways

Wisdom.

  On 11/8/2012 at 5:06 PM, keltoi said:

lol i've got a client that has to run my proposals passed a fucking feng shui guru.

oh god, lol

Little Wing is only 2:27 long

  On 11/8/2012 at 5:17 PM, dr lopez said:

  On 11/8/2012 at 4:52 PM, vamos scorcho said:

Feeling pretty bummed right now. I worked hard last night studying for this astronomy test, set my alarm to wake up for the test at 9:30. I keep the alarm clock across the room so I have to stand up and turn it off.

 

When I woke up I looked at the clock and it said 10:38. It took a second to register, and then pure shock.

 

So now I'm thinking... "this was outside of my control. I didn't 'choose' this, it was purely circumstantial." Because I clearly woke up and turned off the alarm clock without any conscious awareness of what was happening. I've suspected that this was happening for a while. I guess I wake up, without thinking or anything I go turn off the alarm clock, get back in bed, and fall asleep in such a short time frame that I don't remember it in the morning. I didn't remember that I had a test to go to or anything... or maybe it was just straight up sleepwalking.

 

 

Anyway, I'm not going to beat myself up about this. It's not exactly my fault. My grade will be a C, if I ace everything from here on out. Massive disappointment but no sense of responsibility for what's happened. In fact, something this obscure must have happened for a "reason." Maybe just to tell me I need a new alarm clock, or to fix my sleep schedule.

 

why don't you just get on your knees and beg the prof? suck zir's dick?

 

  On 11/8/2012 at 5:06 PM, keltoi said:

lol i've got a client that has to run my proposals passed a fucking feng shui guru.

Lately it feels like God is taking a dump on my face.

  On 11/8/2012 at 6:21 PM, LimpyLoo said:

Lately it feels like God is taking a dump on my face.

He's gotta shit somewhere.

Sorry dude.

FWP: My bank decided with no warning to change my routing number!! So a company who's been trying to pay me for a month just wasted $300 on money transfers, and now I'm worried my rent check is going to bounce. Asshats.

  On 11/8/2012 at 2:42 AM, StephenG said:

  On 11/7/2012 at 8:26 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I puked in my cat's litter box.

 

 

 

 

If he's not going to use it, I am.

 

that'll teach him. Now you've got him!

 

He did shit in his box the very next morning.

  On 11/8/2012 at 4:52 PM, vamos scorcho said:

Feeling pretty bummed right now. I worked hard last night studying for this astronomy test, set my alarm to wake up for the test at 9:30. I keep the alarm clock across the room so I have to stand up and turn it off.

 

When I woke up I looked at the clock and it said 10:38. It took a second to register, and then pure shock.

This happened to me the morning of my second shift at my first ever job. I suspected my alarm clock just failed to go off, but iI probably just hit it off in my sleep. That was my shortest lived job ever, but I did get to see O Brother Where Art Thou for free before I had even worked a shift (movie theatre).

  On 11/8/2012 at 5:35 PM, LUDD said:

Little Wing is only 2:27 long

I had this same problem last week.

  On 11/8/2012 at 7:07 PM, Frankie5fingers said:

  On 11/8/2012 at 6:21 PM, LimpyLoo said:

Lately it feels like God is taking a dump on my face.

Holy Shit!

Ahaha I get it