stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 11/6/2012 at 3:48 AM, yek said:

  On 11/6/2012 at 3:38 AM, isaki said:

i can't get comfy in my chair.

 

you should buy a comfy chair. guaranteed comfy every time.

haha yes i should, this one's old and peeling. pretty sure it's made out of brick too :(

I have only spent less than two hours on homework so far this semester because I lack motivation.

I've never had Malaysian food.

I'm secretly Malaysian.

  On 11/5/2012 at 2:20 PM, Alcofribas said:

i couldn't live with myself if i didn't ask you for a link to this holographic nail polish. acquiring this would please Lady Alcofribas immensely.

it's called "make a comet-ment" (lol). the brand is nicole by opi.

guys wearing nail polish?

cheers, dahing! that one is lush.

some cunt keyed my car.

My coffee's getting cold and I only poured what seems like 5 minutes ago. Potential FWP #2 is time is moving forward way faster than my sense of time passing would suggest, and the next 10 years are going to fly by in a blur of wasted potential.

well my anxiety meds don't go with caffeine, makes me more anxious. including decaf and i fucking love the taste of coffee!fml

coffee is the only good thing in this universe

the only good thing in this universe gives me diarrhea

what, sex?

I think you may have missed the pretext for my comment

but I was joking anyway, so sure, i'll take on another imaginary fwp and say that sex makes me shit

so I usually drive over to zephyr's place after getting laid and just crap on his bathroom floor.

real FWP: i'm seriously broke and am running out of ways to make ends meet, and may have to drop out of college for a while to be able to work enough just to go back to college, and even then i'll be broke as hell. good times

you should consider a job in educational publishing

absolutely not; too many dandies with bright jackets and eyeliner prancing around the office

lol

i zole'd

These mesquite bbq chips taste like alien jizz.

I'm forced to shell out upwards 250 bucks for a session of 100 lashings at my local dominatrix and now I hear that some saudi woman is getting the treatment free of charge? Gosh what a swizz.

I puked in my cat's litter box.

If he's not going to us it, I am.

I swallowed the temporary crown on my tooth. I made one attempt at um, extracting it - not going to elaborate further on that. I've decided it's not worth it.

tooth related first world problem, i need 15 fillings and a hole of a missing molar is filled with some kind of itchy infected pus. total cost, 1700 quid. i think im actually going to quit work, and go back on the dole so i dont have to pay my dental bill.

I just realized that I hate this world and I can't live in cooler worlds like Middle-Earth, Azeroth or Cyberpunk Harajuku... meh

  On 11/7/2012 at 11:43 PM, usagi said:

15?!

i completely fulfill the american stereotype of british people having godawful teeth, and 3 years of excessive mdma use has actually gurned down one of my canines into a razor sharp point reminiscent of some kind of fictional space bandit. i can actually cut glass with it.