stupid first world problems you're dealing with

I've eaten too much candy. Now I'll have to wait at least 45 minutes until I'll be hungry enough to tantalize my tastebuds once again with a hefty meaty frozen pizza. Just enough time for another episode of x files then. Which I'll probaby have to wait bloody 20secs for while it starts streaming. Gosh. Hrumph.

I bought a bag of ketchup chips and one of the chips was too big to fit in my mouth.

i don't get how i can meet a polish girl called marte and a brazilian girl called marte and they look the same (good) apart from arse/tit proportions being polar opposite but they have boyfriends and i'm lonely

i need to meet a girl called marte from like iceland or finland

i can't even take a small amount of weed

i'm feeling too relaxed from drinking alcohol and stuff which has made me concerned that i might not wake up at the time i need to tomorrow, which is 5 am :/

  On 11/9/2012 at 2:06 AM, usagi said:

what you do taubs, is you invite the Marte of your choice out to drinks with her bf, then as her bf is ordering his drink you slap it out of his hand and kick it across the room in such a confident and manly way as to immediately win Marte's harte.

 

porblem sloved (dubs)

i haven't seen that lithuanian girl or been able to make contact since the kick'n chick'n incident

she was going to san fransisco tho

lil bro has a pic on fb of him wearing one of my hoodie's, he denies it's mine though...

  On 11/9/2012 at 3:32 AM, usagi said:

then I guess you're going to San Fran for some transnational chicken tit punting action.

lol

RIght. That's it. More times than I care to remember now I've had to endure the unpleasant surprise that is a post-shower-sudden-stink-to-the-face scenario whilst drying myself off.

First thing tomorrow I'm gettin me a Face/Arse shower towel (you know, the white/brown ones)

I'm on crack.

  On 11/9/2012 at 1:41 AM, tauboo said:

ii can't even take a small amount of weed

You can't be both. Pick one.

  On 11/9/2012 at 10:09 PM, AJW said:

RIght. That's it. More times than I care to remember now I've had to endure the unpleasant surprise that is a post-shower-sudden-stink-to-the-face scenario whilst drying myself off.

 

First thing tomorrow I'm gettin me a Face/Arse shower towel (you know, the white/brown ones)

Maybe you should clean your anus more thoroughly. Insert a soapy digit up to the first joint and rub it around a bit, then maneuver the shower-head/water stream to your asshole and SPRAY that scent AWAY!

lol

lol

there;s shit... all over... my face

my wife is a slut.

My left arm just turned into a dragon.

I got drunk and woke up with dicks Sharpied all over my intestines.

Don't want to go see Skyfall, but friends want me to see skyfall.

UGH!!!

My vagina just fell off.

just got my east and west time zones confused, so I experienced a few moments of sadness and then a burst of joy when i realized that I hadn't missed the Tim Heidecker Q&A.

lost my family in a game of craps

Lamb schawarma just gave me instant diarrhea

i have a manjina!

  On 11/10/2012 at 1:15 AM, Goiter Sanchez said:

  On 11/9/2012 at 10:09 PM, AJW said:

RIght. That's it. More times than I care to remember now I've had to endure the unpleasant surprise that is a post-shower-sudden-stink-to-the-face scenario whilst drying myself off.

 

First thing tomorrow I'm gettin me a Face/Arse shower towel (you know, the white/brown ones)

 

Maybe you should clean your anus more thoroughly. Insert a soapy digit up to the first joint and rub it around a bit, then maneuver the shower-head/water stream to your asshole and SPRAY that scent AWAY!

are you coming onto me in the guise of a soapy assgasm? well i never...

Just wanked to a picture of Yo-Landi Visser and ejaculated goat blood.