stupid first world problems you're dealing with

It seems like whenever someone in my life is in a bad mood they try to put me in a bad mood.

when right after pissing and standing up it feels like you pulled your taint muscle.. taint muscle?

  On 8/13/2013 at 6:44 AM, yek said:

when right after pissing and standing up it feels like you pulled your taint muscle.. taint muscle?

T'aint muscle.

Jesus, today is so stressful (still).

I think trying to get any kind of consistent interest from a member of the opposite sex is actually going to cause me to go insane. I'm sure at least some kind of mental breakdown is on the cards.

Being a seller on eBay is a nightmare.

Smells like chalk where I am right now.

Buses and multitrailer trucks always seem to engage their Air Brakes right as they are passing by me while I'm walking somewhere! It is startling as fuck and really annoying!

  On 8/13/2013 at 9:06 AM, Goiter Sanchez said:

Buses and multitrailer trucks always seem to engage their Air Brakes right as they are passing by me while I'm walking somewhere! It is startling as fuck and really annoying!

CHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

One of my cats is starting to look like a raccoon.

I stubbed my big toe whilst wearing flip flops and now it's bleeding

  On 8/13/2013 at 12:01 AM, disparaissant said:

1.) why does it take a week to get a background check done?

2.) why do i need a background check to be a part-time cashier at the walmarts?

You could be one of them there Messicans.

I feel like quitting my job. It'll be suicide but I've been completely mislead and taken advantage of completely for no benefits, low pay, and a huge workload while my "boss" has been on vacation 5 times since I started (in mid-June). I don't know what to do. I can't sleep because there's so much to do and no help for any of it. I am furious and anger is the only energy I have left.

  On 8/12/2013 at 6:30 PM, ambermonk said:

 

  On 8/12/2013 at 4:19 PM, keltoi said:

i recently joined facebook after resisting for the last however long and i don't think i can do it, i should have stayed away...

 

"time for coffee!" [picture of a cup of coffee] ... SO FUCKING WHAT!!?!

 

"out for a walk with Steve!" [picture of a path] ... SO FUCKING WHAT!!?!

 

"at the beach!" [picture of a beach]... oh that's nice! ... eh, no ... SO FUCKING WHAT!!?!

 

"blah blah blah" [picture of a plate of food] ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!?!

Best Facebook rant on WATMM I've seen yet

 

thanks, this was a heavily edited version.

  On 8/13/2013 at 1:53 AM, messiaen said:

once again, if your having problems with the things your friends post, its not facebooks fault, its your friends. my facebook feed is full of funny shit and interesting debates, production and gear posts and a smattering of hot birds posting summer bikini pics.

link please? see i still blame facebook... they are my friends (and a handful of people i don't keep in touch with i shouldn't have added) and they're not dull in real life but facebook turns them into something horrid and self absorbed.

for instance, one of THE funnest, most interesting guys you could meet, posted this yesterday... "first task of the day - tidy the shelves!" [picture of messy book shelves] ...

SO FUCKING WHAT!!!???

  On 8/13/2013 at 9:36 AM, Djeroek said:

One of my cats is starting to look like a raccoon.

Pics or I don't believe you.

  On 8/13/2013 at 9:39 AM, chenGOD said:

I stubbed my big toe whilst wearing flip flops and now it's bleeding

Aw there there. *pats on back*

Some roofers are working on the roof of the building next door making a shit ton of noise, they got the ladder setup in the space between the buildings right outside our windows. It's not even fucking 7am they've been at it since before 6, pretty sure there's noise regulations against making this much noise before 7. I'd call the cops and complain but I have two things stopping me. 1. The landlord of this building own the building next door and it probably is the group of mexicans that work for him on a lot of the maintnance shit they do around here and 2. by the time the cops get here to tell them to hold off it will be after 7 and I'll feel like an ass for even trying to complain.... Thanks for the wakeup ya fucking fucktards

  On 8/13/2013 at 1:55 PM, ghOsty said:

Some roofers are working on the roof of the building next door making a shit ton of noise, they got the ladder setup in the space between the buildings right outside our windows. It's not even fucking 7am they've been at it since before 6, pretty sure there's noise regulations against making this much noise before 7. I'd call the cops and complain but I have two things stopping me. 1. The landlord of this building own the building next door and it probably is the group of mexicans that work for him on a lot of the maintnance shit they do around here and 2. by the time the cops get here to tell them to hold off it will be after 7 and I'll feel like an ass for even trying to complain.... Thanks for the wakeup ya fucking fucktards

in the UK you can't make construction noise outwith 8am - 6pm (weekdays), 8am til 1pm (Sat), no construction noise permitted on a Sunday and Bank Holidays.

  On 8/13/2013 at 2:03 PM, keltoi said:

 

  On 8/13/2013 at 1:55 PM, ghOsty said:

Some roofers are working on the roof of the building next door making a shit ton of noise, they got the ladder setup in the space between the buildings right outside our windows. It's not even fucking 7am they've been at it since before 6, pretty sure there's noise regulations against making this much noise before 7. I'd call the cops and complain but I have two things stopping me. 1. The landlord of this building own the building next door and it probably is the group of mexicans that work for him on a lot of the maintnance shit they do around here and 2. by the time the cops get here to tell them to hold off it will be after 7 and I'll feel like an ass for even trying to complain.... Thanks for the wakeup ya fucking fucktards

 

in the UK you can't make construction noise outwith 8am - 6pm (weekdays), 8am til 1pm (Sat), no construction noise permitted on a Sunday and Bank Holidays.

 

I wish someone would have told the builders who were working on a house down the road from me for the past 3 months. Thankfully they've buggered off at last, but they'd be firing up the angle grinder every weekday morning from around 7am onwards without fail

  On 8/13/2013 at 2:30 PM, jasondonervan said:

 

  On 8/13/2013 at 2:03 PM, keltoi said:

 

  On 8/13/2013 at 1:55 PM, ghOsty said:

Some roofers are working on the roof of the building next door making a shit ton of noise, they got the ladder setup in the space between the buildings right outside our windows. It's not even fucking 7am they've been at it since before 6, pretty sure there's noise regulations against making this much noise before 7. I'd call the cops and complain but I have two things stopping me. 1. The landlord of this building own the building next door and it probably is the group of mexicans that work for him on a lot of the maintnance shit they do around here and 2. by the time the cops get here to tell them to hold off it will be after 7 and I'll feel like an ass for even trying to complain.... Thanks for the wakeup ya fucking fucktards

 

in the UK you can't make construction noise outwith 8am - 6pm (weekdays), 8am til 1pm (Sat), no construction noise permitted on a Sunday and Bank Holidays.

 

 

I wish someone would have told the builders who were working on a house down the road from me for the past 3 months. Thankfully they've buggered off at last, but they'd be firing up the angle grinder every weekday morning from around 7am onwards without fail

 

lots of chancers in the building trade. if noone challenges them they will do what they like.

  On 8/13/2013 at 7:40 AM, modey said:

I think trying to get any kind of consistent interest from a member of the opposite sex is actually going to cause me to go insane. I'm sure at least some kind of mental breakdown is on the cards.

Just have a spank, jeebus. !!

I did not enjoy my lunch today, I had to have white bread sandwiches instead of brown.

my lunch was a belter, meatballs in indonesian peanut sauce on heavily seeded sesame, with rocket, some parmesan, and avocado. my flatmate just started working in a new place just up the road so well hidden ive never seen it, seats about 6 people and has some fuckin wicked sandwiches.

  On 8/13/2013 at 3:31 PM, messiaen said:

my lunch was a belter, meatballs in indonesian peanut sauce on heavily seeded sesame, with rocket, some parmesan, and avocado. my flatmate just started working in a new place just up the road so well hidden ive never seen it, seats about 6 people and has some fuckin wicked sandwiches.

Meh. Then you are posting this in the wrong thread!

  On 8/12/2013 at 4:19 PM, keltoi said:

i recently joined facebook after resisting for the last however long and i don't think i can do it, i should have stayed away...

 

"time for coffee!" [picture of a cup of coffee] ... SO FUCKING WHAT!!?!

 

"out for a walk with Steve!" [picture of a path] ... SO FUCKING WHAT!!?!

 

"at the beach!" [picture of a beach]... oh that's nice! ... eh, no ... SO FUCKING WHAT!!?!

 

"blah blah blah" [picture of a plate of food] ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!?!

Lol