stupid first world problems you're dealing with

Some cunt just kicked my flipflop off my foot at kings cross station as I was about to get on met line. It went skidding along the platform and over the edge on to the tracks. :(

Oh no! I hope you kicked him right after it.

  On 8/13/2013 at 5:16 PM, A/D said:

 

  On 8/12/2013 at 4:19 PM, keltoi said:

i recently joined facebook after resisting for the last however long and i don't think i can do it, i should have stayed away...

 

"time for coffee!" [picture of a cup of coffee] ... SO FUCKING WHAT!!?!

 

"out for a walk with Steve!" [picture of a path] ... SO FUCKING WHAT!!?!

 

"at the beach!" [picture of a beach]... oh that's nice! ... eh, no ... SO FUCKING WHAT!!?!

 

"blah blah blah" [picture of a plate of food] ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!?!

 

oh thanks!

no, i mean... AAGGGAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!

  On 8/13/2013 at 5:41 PM, MadameChaos said:

Oh no! I hope you kicked him right after it.

There were two blokes behind me who both acted like nothing had happened, over took me and got on the train. I aimed a loud and sarcastic THANKS MATE! at the one I assumed was the culprit and I got a sheepish peripheral glance.

I am gonna get it back at least though

i went to order a new cartridge and headshell for my sl-1900 and it came out to 2 dollars more than i have in my bank account at the present moment. so i ordered pizza instead. maybe this should be in the first world successes thread, i dunno.

  On 8/13/2013 at 6:17 PM, hello spiral said:

 

  On 8/13/2013 at 5:41 PM, MadameChaos said:

Oh no! I hope you kicked him right after it.

 

There were two blokes behind me who both acted like nothing had happened, over took me and got on the train. I aimed a loud and sarcastic THANKS MATE! at the one I assumed was the culprit and I got a sheepish peripheral glance.

 

I am gonna get it back at least though

That sounds like the loud and sarcastic "excuse me!" I do when people bump me hard in public.

im trying to get my cover of vordhosbn to sound exactly like the original, but i also have an art exhibition to get ready for, AND i just discovered the Musashi trilogy films with Toshiro Mifune.

I can't see people until they're right in front of my office's open door, so I have to time my spicy jambalaya farts for when people aren't walking by.

  On 8/13/2013 at 3:14 PM, delet... said:

 

  On 8/13/2013 at 7:40 AM, modey said:

I think trying to get any kind of consistent interest from a member of the opposite sex is actually going to cause me to go insane. I'm sure at least some kind of mental breakdown is on the cards.

 

Just have a spank, jeebus. !!

 

totally not the problem here. if it were just about the sex i'd visit a prostitute or something, damnit

  On 8/14/2013 at 3:30 AM, modey said:

 

  On 8/13/2013 at 3:14 PM, delet... said:

 

  On 8/13/2013 at 7:40 AM, modey said:

I think trying to get any kind of consistent interest from a member of the opposite sex is actually going to cause me to go insane. I'm sure at least some kind of mental breakdown is on the cards.

 

Just have a spank, jeebus. !!

 

totally not the problem here. if it were just about the sex i'd visit a prostitute or something, damnit

 

Not a good idea after what happened last time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRQjUF3HA3E

hahaha

Flol

i just sliced my thumb open on a tuna can. i was making a salad. i let my one hand bleed over the sink whilst i finished the salad with the other. i am eating said salad. it's a bit salty but i like it.

Blood salad!

*makes metal face*

Vegan

Black

Metal

Chef

i did the same thing to my thumb with a can lid. was really deep and i should have got stitches but now i have a big scar

Decisions.

How do you get a girlfriend when you don't go out 'cause all your mates are married and have kids but you don't want to use online dating?

Stand by the side of a busy road with a card board sign that reads "WILL WORK TO BUY YOU STUFF-POTENTIAL BOYFRIEND IN NEED OF MATE"

A hobby? Oh jeezzzzz....like what?

  On 8/14/2013 at 9:24 AM, miim said:

How do you get a girlfriend when you don't go out 'cause all your mates are married and have kids but you don't want to use online dating?

Join a meet up group! Even if you don't meet anyone within the group you'll be going out and might meet someone else. Plus new friends.

if you don't meet anyone at the meet up group, try another meet up group.

lol, i dunno. Every time I've got a girl's number recently—outside of online dating—it has resulted in "I'm not really interested in dating at the moment". Do they think I'm asking them for their number because I collect numbers in a spreadsheet or something?

Whats a meet up group?

just wait a few months and prank call them. say they've won a competition for a date with ryan gosling or something,that they automatically entered by giving their number to a random bloke... dress up as ryan gosling