stupid first world problems you're dealing with

I've got some kind of stomach flu.

  On 8/19/2013 at 10:43 PM, baph said:

I'm not saying you should be a male prostitute but you might want to provide your services as an escort for companionship only with any sexual encounters being merely a voluntary act between consenting adults, one of whom is an overweight woman of means in her early fifties.

Lol proper watmm style answer

tried to call a credit collection agency to pay an outstanding $200 AT&T dick bill in my face from 2008, but when i called they didn't have that debt on record (it's at "one of our other 250 branches world wide, though I cannot say which one"), BUT they had a different balance for me: I owe $950 to an emergency room that housed me in 2009 for a few hours. It's not showing on my credit report because the hospital put a hold on it, though it's been collecting interest anyway. thanks obama.

  On 8/19/2013 at 3:48 AM, EleminoP said:

Broke into friend's house because had no place to sleep tonight. Unsure about the social acceptableness of it all. He has Scorn - Gyral on cassette and a bunch of music gear. I guess this is the wrong thread actually.

Lol if you're in my house please take out the trash

I just... I just want to, like, simply lay down in a forest, like, in a big lonely forest, just surrounded by trees and grass and, why not, little fluffy animals and weird insects... But, lay down and, like, just, like, looking up to the stars... Forever.

It was my Dad's birthday yesterday but I couldn't wish him a happy birthday because he's still not speaking to me.

It's a shame because he's getting pretty old now and he'll probably die soon.

Long story.

/been awake for 28 hours. Something is wrong with my brain, i couldn't sleep yesterday so had to take the day off and managed to finally nod off, same thing today, but i had to go to work as i'd need a med certificate from a doc. sie- tired but awake for so long. Have to stay awake till at least 3-4 am though to make sure i don't fuck my sleeping pattern, which is easy to ruin when you do the kind of shiftwork i do.

mleh

i'll be looking after my landlord's cat for a month (they live above me in the house_) . he gave me like a million things to do and i'm feeling quite overwhelmed. indoor cat, nice, so it should be easy but i've never looked after a cat before, plus he wants me to water plants and i dunno. he has this crazy massage chair i tried out about half an hour ago and i think that will be getting some use :)

i have a frontal wedgie

it's like a regular wedgie, but at the front

I have a training course to attend this afternoon for 4 hours. The saving grace is that it's being done over WebEx (and I'm at home), but from past experience there's often no end of trouble with remote stuff like this.

  On 8/19/2013 at 7:05 PM, hello spiral said:

Just remembered there's also a band name generator in this Beavis and Butt-head book I've had since I was a kid:

 

 

This appears to be an online version of the same thing:

 

http://www.danbala.com/dirck/beavis/

You hero, I loved this when I was a kid. One of the rare books from a tv show that is actually any good rather than a shameless cash-in. The Young Ones book is the same.

The drinks machine won't take my money

  On 8/21/2013 at 11:51 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 8/21/2013 at 9:35 AM, MadameChaos said:

i have a frontal wedgie

 

it's like a regular wedgie, but at the front

please keep us posted on your vadgie situation

 

please don't

  On 8/21/2013 at 12:38 PM, keltoi said:

 

  On 8/21/2013 at 11:51 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 8/21/2013 at 9:35 AM, MadameChaos said:

i have a frontal wedgie

 

it's like a regular wedgie, but at the front

please keep us posted on your vadgie situation

 

please don't

 

an impasse

we need to meet in the middle somewhere

  On 8/21/2013 at 12:39 PM, triachus said:

 

  On 8/21/2013 at 12:38 PM, keltoi said:

 

  On 8/21/2013 at 11:51 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 8/21/2013 at 9:35 AM, MadameChaos said:

i have a frontal wedgie

 

it's like a regular wedgie, but at the front

please keep us posted on your vadgie situation

 

please don't

 

an impasse

 

we need to meet in the middle somewhere

It's OK guys, that has been dealt with in my area.

Constant urge to troll Zeffolia, in conflict with my basic sense of decency and not wanting to waste my life.

lol, that's exactly how I feel every time I feel the urge to wind up some of the more unsavoury charactors here.

What the hell just happened to tapatalk? How do I quote? What do I do what do I do?

People being passive agressive. If you have something to say just say it, don't sit and glare from across the room. Yeah I mean you Sharon!

My company is restructuring from departments into project teams. My new team seems ok but I fucking love my department. Best group of people I've ever had the pleasure of working with. I'm gutted.

I think my IQ might be gradually decreasing.

  On 8/21/2013 at 7:47 PM, A/D said:

Constant urge to troll Zeffolia, in conflict with my basic sense of decency and not wanting to waste my life.

Change your WATMM Gender to Female.

I can't decide if it's a good idea to apply for some jobs that could see me in either Australia or Singapore.

weren't you just getting a promotion. I guess you're a tad more ambitious at work than me, those people tend to bump up their status as they move from job to job.

It's nice in oz, but the cost of living keeps going up. Singapore is fucking hot (temperature wise), nicer tax system though, hehe, and you can safely store your gold hoard there, quicker to fly back to england or around asia for holidays, accommodation will be cramped though, did i mention it's fucking hot. They should put an air conditioned glass case a couple of stories over that whole city, one day they probably will.

  On 8/23/2013 at 2:15 PM, delet... said:

weren't you just getting a promotion. I guess you're a tad more ambitious at work than me, those people tend to bump up their status as they move from job to job.

 

It's nice in oz, but the cost of living keeps going up. Singapore is fucking hot (temperature wise), nicer tax system though, hehe, and you can safely store your gold hoard there, quicker to fly back to england or around asia for holidays, accommodation will be cramped though, did i mention it's fucking hot. They should put an air conditioned glass case a couple of stories over that whole city, one day they probably will.

It was a performance-related payrise during a redundancy consultation period - go figure

I put in my application for both my job and a more managerial role today, interviewing in a couple of weeks so I could either be staying where I am or be out on my ear with a fairly decent redundancy payout. The Aus/Singapore thing has come up through some internal roles being flung in my general direction. I couldn't see myself staying permanently in either place as for all it's faults, I do love the UK - but to be based in that part of world for a couple of years (?) would make trips around Asia (something I really want to do) a lot simpler for me. I might just throw my hat into the ring and see what happens, worst case scenario is I turn them down if I'm offered something and decide it's not for me.