stupid first world problems you're dealing with

http://www.meetup.com/find/

Just piick a group you like the sound of in your area, join up and go along...

It really is as simple as it sounds. PM me if you get lost.

  On 8/14/2013 at 12:58 PM, MadameChaos said:

http://www.meetup.com/find/

 

Just piick a group you like the sound of in your area, join up and go along...

 

It really is as simple as it sounds. PM me if you get lost.

Oh sweet ! Walking groups!

Glad to be of service sir, have a fine time walking with your new aquintances/friends.

  On 8/14/2013 at 12:17 PM, miim said:

A hobby? Oh jeezzzzz....like what?

surfing, that seems to pull in the babes. Or jetskiing, kiteboarding, any high status physical activity that shows independant spirit or wealth, and gets you ripped.

My first world problem is that delet..'s hat doff gif is better than mine. Godammit!!!

  On 8/14/2013 at 1:36 PM, delet... said:

 

  On 8/14/2013 at 12:17 PM, miim said:

A hobby? Oh jeezzzzz....like what?

 

surfing, that seems to pull in the babes. Or jetskiing, kiteboarding, any high status physical activity that shows independant spirit or wealth, and gets you ripped.

 

 

Alright yea!

The roofers are at it again... today they've got a fucking radio ... and they insist on shouting things from the rooftop to the guy on the ground RIGHT outside my window. These guys sound really fucking stupid, guess it doesn't take much to be a roofer.

It takes a bit to stand on the roof all day in the sun. They don't know that you are working nights, maybe you should inform them in a nice way, to at least keep the radio down.

or move to another room in the house, whilst this shit goes on, that's what i'd do tout de suite.

Yeah, you can probably just ask them nicely and they'll try to keep quiet. I used to do a lot of carpentry and construction as a summer jobs and while there were plenty of assholes, for the most part nobody wants to be obnoxious. Sometimes there has to be some level of shouting because of equipment and safety concerns, though. Offer them a big jug of water and they'll probably be really nice. Or, if you're a lady, they'll politely thank you and then spend the next two days discussing the merits of your nipples behind your back. Ok, a lot of them are assholes.

I take it that you happened to overhear that your nipples weren't up to scratch, mr. baph.

I wasn't a lady so they didn't comment on my nipples out of an overabundance of heteronormative angst but I saw them looking.

That's why they get so many tatoos, everytime an homoerotic thought enters their minds they run to the ink doodle factory for pain to drown out feral mental wanderings. This is undermined by their love off freeweights and constantly working out and then loaping around shirtless at all day ibiza style festivals.

  On 8/14/2013 at 10:00 PM, delet... said:

That's why they get so many tatoos, everytime an homoerotic thought enters their minds they run to the ink doodle factory for pain to drown out feral mental wanderings. This is undermined by their love off freeweights and constantly working out and then loaping around shirtless at all day ibiza style festivals.

Bless you young man.

hehe

  On 8/14/2013 at 10:00 PM, delet... said:

That's why they get so many tatoos, everytime an homoerotic thought enters their minds they run to the ink doodle factory for pain to drown out feral mental wanderings. This is undermined by their love off freeweights and constantly working out and then loaping around shirtless at all day ibiza style festivals.

that's actually kind of eloquent in a way... Reminds me of a line out of a Will Self book =/

It's like he's rubbing it in my face! It's like he's all...

I might have a massive job interview tomorrow and I'm nervous.

i found a lump on my ball

  On 8/15/2013 at 2:47 AM, StephenG said:

I might have a massive job interview tomorrow and I'm nervous.

You keep getting promoted, tips as watmms first ceo.

My phone (iphone5) decided to withhold an incoming text message from a cute girl for two days, only delivering it when I just happened to reset it this morning. On the plus side, maybe it's helped to make me seem like some kind of cool busy guy who takes forever to reply, but on the fwp side I nearly went insane because thought she didn't reply

  On 8/15/2013 at 3:02 AM, messiaen said:

i found a lump on my ball

 

 

 

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it tasted fucking awful

 

  On 8/15/2013 at 12:36 PM, delet... said:

 

  On 8/15/2013 at 2:47 AM, StephenG said:

I might have a massive job interview tomorrow and I'm nervous.

 

 

You keep getting promoted, tips as watmms first ceo.

 

lol!

I know most of you know... that my dad has been in and out of emergency treatment for his diabetes. I think he might lose his foot tonight. And, he's very low on iron. My dad isn't going to make it guys..... And it's really fucking me up..... He's my only role model. I have nowhere else to turn..

I'm crying and I'm a fucking man. I don't know what else to do.......

Let me preface this by saying I know I'll be a fucking mess when my parents go. But death is an essential, amazing part of life. We have no idea what happens after. He might get to fight laser dinosaurs in space, and how awesome would that be. It's the force that gives weight to your deepest decisions. It's the end of a cycle, but not of the world. It'll force you to be your own role model. It seems early, but the fact is, it's happening now and that's a normal, hard thing. You can honor your dad's life with a good effort in yours. And always remember, he would want you to be happy, not grieving.

No one gets out alive. We'll all turn into dust that will turn into something else. That's just the way it is. There's nothing wrong with crying. That's how you stay human.

Be good, dude. Sorry this blows so hard. It'll get better.