stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 9/9/2013 at 11:54 PM, triachus said:

 

  On 9/9/2013 at 11:06 PM, mcbpete said:

Can someone tell me when this milk is out of date, despite knowing quite a few cryptographic techniques I can't decipher this one at all -

 

 

Seems like a printing error? Don't know what the smudge mess next to the time means. Such specific time usually tells when it was bottled (I think).

 

yeah I think you're right now that you mention it...

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Got an 89 on my first paper in the PhD program FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Imposter syndrome has started to infest my synapses.

Just to explain, an 89 in grad school basically means you aren't grad school material. How the hell did it come to this?

  On 9/10/2013 at 4:28 AM, SR4 said:

Got an 89 on my first paper in the PhD program FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

 

Imposter syndrome has started to infest my synapses.

 

 

 

Just to explain, an 89 in grad school basically means you aren't grad school material. How the hell did it come to this?

Doesn't it depend if they mark on a curve or on absolutes?

I still think you're smart mr smetty.

  On 9/10/2013 at 1:27 AM, yek said:

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on a more serious note

i made a semi racist comment when out with sister and mom on sunday. like verbal diarrhea. i wasn't called on it but i feel guilty for saying it cause it's not me... maybe i should repent ;/

What was the comment and in what context was it said?

Let us assess for racism.

I had written a response to yek and then retracted it earlier.

but yeah Yek boss.... was it observational racism, or direct racism? The difference being... lots of black people eat chicken vs.... LETS RECREATE AUSCHWITZ.

There is a big difference. Not saying one or another is right in a practical or applicable sense. Just saying they are both extremely different.

  On 9/9/2013 at 1:13 PM, Jody Dark said:

does anyone know how to turn avatars off? this damn site keeps changing

now i have a new problem. nobody told me how to turn avatars off

  On 9/10/2013 at 7:55 AM, Jody Dark said:

 

  On 9/9/2013 at 1:13 PM, Jody Dark said:

does anyone know how to turn avatars off? this damn site keeps changing

 

now i have a new problem. nobody told me how to turn avatars off

 

Just smoke a couple pissarettes and you're good to go. lol

FWP: I have to have a shower any minute now before work and my cat has chosen to snuggle in my lap.

Now I don't want to move her as she very rarely does this. Usually my lady's lap is for snuggling, I'm for playing/fighting with.

Oh, as I typed this she's moved lol.

  On 9/10/2013 at 7:53 AM, StephenG said:

I had written a response to yek and then retracted it earlier.

 

but yeah Yek boss.... was it observational racism, or direct racism? The difference being... lots of black people eat chicken vs.... LETS RECREATE AUSCHWITZ.

 

There is a big difference. Not saying one or another is right in a practical or applicable sense. Just saying they are both extremely different.

observational for lolz. that is all.

  On 9/10/2013 at 7:56 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 9/10/2013 at 7:55 AM, Jody Dark said:

 

  On 9/9/2013 at 1:13 PM, Jody Dark said:

does anyone know how to turn avatars off? this damn site keeps changing

 

now i have a new problem. nobody told me how to turn avatars off

 

 

Just smoke a couple pissarettes and you're good to go. lol

 

new developments on that front which i have not announced until now. i hadnt pieced this together until recently, but when i discovered the wet clothing, it had no odor what so ever. i had just assumed i had pissed my pants, but now im starting to think, giving as i could have just peed anywhere in a bush, that i quite possibly passed out holding a beer lying down, and it poured out all over me. this also explains why my clothing was so fucking wet. now, if this is true, its obviously less gross than smoking piss, however smoking alcohol is probably a awful idea, possibly deadly even, i dont know, i havent googled it yet. this would also explain why i felt so fucked up the next day, heart palpitations, chest pains, anxiety, blood rushes to the head, etc. tell your friends!

yup. i just googled it. its bad

  On 9/10/2013 at 5:16 AM, baph said:

 

  On 9/10/2013 at 1:27 AM, yek said:

really hot chicks that only do solo porn...

 

jesus christ i don't even want to think about the kind of porn you watch

  On 9/10/2013 at 8:21 AM, yek said:

 

  On 9/10/2013 at 7:53 AM, StephenG said:

I had written a response to yek and then retracted it earlier.

 

but yeah Yek boss.... was it observational racism, or direct racism? The difference being... lots of black people eat chicken vs.... LETS RECREATE AUSCHWITZ.

 

There is a big difference. Not saying one or another is right in a practical or applicable sense. Just saying they are both extremely different.

 

observational for lolz. that is all.

 

I think you're alright then boss. =) Don't sweat it

  On 9/10/2013 at 8:38 AM, Jody Dark said:

 

  On 9/10/2013 at 7:56 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 9/10/2013 at 7:55 AM, Jody Dark said:

 

  On 9/9/2013 at 1:13 PM, Jody Dark said:

does anyone know how to turn avatars off? this damn site keeps changing

now i have a new problem. nobody told me how to turn avatars off

 

Just smoke a couple pissarettes and you're good to go. lol

 

new developments on that front which i have not announced until now. i hadnt pieced this together until recently, but when i discovered the wet clothing, it had no odor what so ever. i had just assumed i had pissed my pants, but now im starting to think, giving as i could have just peed anywhere in a bush, that i quite possibly passed out holding a beer lying down, and it poured out all over me. this also explains why my clothing was so fucking wet. now, if this is true, its obviously less gross than smoking piss, however smoking alcohol is probably a awful idea, possibly deadly even, i dont know, i havent googled it yet. this would also explain why i felt so fucked up the next day, heart palpitations, chest pains, anxiety, blood rushes to the head, etc. tell your friends!

 

  On 9/10/2013 at 10:37 AM, MadameChaos said:

 

  On 9/10/2013 at 5:16 AM, baph said:

 

  On 9/10/2013 at 1:27 AM, yek said:

really hot chicks that only do solo porn...

 

 

jesus christ i don't even want to think about the kind of porn you watch

 

See, I figured I'd maximize lols (if any) by posting the picture without the sub-sub-Seinfeld commentary that I was thinking, ie, "why do guys call women chicks? 'look at that puffy peeping ball of fluff, aaaah yeah.' It's weird, right? Who are these people?" but apparently that plan backfired incredibly and now I just seem creepy. And thus a joke becomes a FWP.

To be honest, I hit 32 and now I don't even want to watch porn. I just want a hug, a nap, and a winning lotto ticket.

that pic is actually reminiscent of 'solo porn'

god i can't stand Seinfield, he's so whiny

Edit: This is my FWP

i wish i had working class parents. privileged fuck-ups don't raise good people. all the career advice i ever received from my parents:

dad: i left school, chose a job and did it! (photographer, then antique dealer funded by my mother went tits up when they divorced..10 years later he worked in tescos until state pension)

mum: do what you want, if you work in a guitar shop i'll be happy (this was when reverse-psychology was hyped she told me not to study law)

so i didn't bother with school or take choosing a career seriously

NOW I'M FUCKED

hah, I have working class parents, but they never really pushed me to study or anything because they couldn't afford to send me to uni (and they didn't tell me/weren't aware that I could get a loan for the fees); instead they sent me to a technical college where I learned some basic design skills and then weaseled my way into the print industry. Now, ~10 years later I'm working in publishing probably getting paid much less than what I'd be getting if I had a proper university design qualification..

  On 9/10/2013 at 6:07 PM, baph said:

 

  On 9/10/2013 at 10:37 AM, MadameChaos said:

 

  On 9/10/2013 at 5:16 AM, baph said:

 

  On 9/10/2013 at 1:27 AM, yek said:

really hot chicks that only do solo porn...

 

 

jesus christ i don't even want to think about the kind of porn you watch

 

 

 

See, I figured I'd maximize lols (if any) by posting the picture without the sub-sub-Seinfeld commentary that I was thinking, ie, "why do guys call women chicks? 'look at that puffy peeping ball of fluff, aaaah yeah.' It's weird, right? Who are these people?" but apparently that plan backfired incredibly and now I just seem creepy. And thus a joke becomes a FWP.

 

 

To be honest, I hit 32 and now I don't even want to watch porn. I just want a hug, a nap, and a winning lotto ticket.

 

i love the way that the term "solo" makes it sounds mildly sophisticated, like a classical music piece.

i can just imagine someone getting on stage at the proms and cracking one out.

I'm starting to understand why a lot of my older friends are cynical fucks who never seem to get excited about anything anymore. I'm sick of getting overexcited about a potentially awesome change in my life (mostly career or relationship related) and then having it not work out the way I wanted. I dunno how to stop it though; I'm generally a pretty excitable person.

I'm pretty excitable myself, and for a while I went through a very cynical nothing-excited-me-always-at-the-same-level phase, and honestly, I'd rather take the extreme ups and downs, the excitement, buildup and pain than the mild depression and boredom that cynicism introduced. My thirst for life has actually grown in the last year or two since embracing that life will be full of ups and downs, good and bad shit, and it's best to just roll with it.