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try the best you can. try the best yo can, the best you can is good enough...

 

my FWP is i bought a brand new copy of Blow Up not long ago and seem to have already lost it despite not even having watched it

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I got a call from my dad today, and he said that his cousin went missing Monday afternoon. He was piloting a private aircraft and was last seen near a glacier in Yakutat, which is between where I live and the state capitol along the southeast coast, but has been off the radar since. Whether he's still alive, nobody knows.

I don't know him that well, but he's technically a relative. He seems like a good guy though, from the few times I've met him.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

i can't find my canvas shopping bags, i feel bad using plastic ones and look like a twat carrying it to work.

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Guest jasondonervan

Must have fallen asleep watching Netflix on the iPad Mini last night. I know this, because when I woke up upon hearing my alarm go off this morning, I leant over to grab my phone, but ended up sending the iPad that was formerly resting on the covers halfway across the room, straight on to a hardwood floor. Fortunately the iPad took my abuse with good humour, and amazingly doesn't seem damaged in any way whatsoever. But by gawd did it give me one hell of a shock when I heard that cacophony of unexpected clattering sounds, especially while still half-asleep...

i'm sleep talking a lot lately (wake myself up doing it). flatmate/s would be able to hear. it's embarrassing

 

i've been told and now experienced myself that i swear aggressively in my sleep but besides that, i woke myself up going "MAH!!"/doing an impression of the cat. everyone thinks i'm insane.

Sounds like me when I get sleep paralysis and don't realize what's going on. I try to sit up and when that fails I try to scream for help but it ends up coming out as a "mah" or something similarly silly as I wake myself up.

  On 9/13/2013 at 12:14 PM, tauboo said:

i'm sleep talking a lot lately (wake myself up doing it). flatmate/s would be able to hear. it's embarrassing

 

i've been told and now experienced myself that i swear aggressively in my sleep but besides that, i woke myself up going "MAH!!"/doing an impression of the cat. everyone thinks i'm insane.

Holy crap, youre a somniloquist

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somniloquy

 

 

Holy crap, youre Dion McGregor

 

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Dion McGregor (19221994) was a New York City-born songwriter, whose main claim to fame is that he was a voluble dreamer, or somniloquist.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dion_McGregor

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65fxTO65CEE

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXo1VIFJ0AU

 

 

 

For the love of watmm, record yourself sleeping

  On 9/13/2013 at 12:24 PM, manmower said:

Sounds like me when I get sleep paralysis and don't realize what's going on. I try to sit up and when that fails I try to scream for help but it ends up coming out as a "mah" or something similarly silly as I wake myself up.

 

I hate when this happens. It used to be scary but it's happened so much that now when it's happening at least I know what's going on.

 

I see all kinds of shapes and shadows if I leave my eyes open so I usually don't.

 

 

  On 9/13/2013 at 12:14 PM, tauboo said:

i'm sleep talking a lot lately (wake myself up doing it). flatmate/s would be able to hear. it's embarrassing

 

i've been told and now experienced myself that i swear aggressively in my sleep but besides that, i woke myself up going "MAH!!"/doing an impression of the cat. everyone thinks i'm insane.

 

shitty buzz... swearing aggressively?! lol.

 

I tend to sleep walk and have whole conversations with people. =(

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Guest cult fiction

I just found out that you're supposed to use one space after a sentence, despite having two spaces drilled into my head throughout my early education. Have I appeared as some uncouth beast man all these years?

  On 9/13/2013 at 5:16 PM, cult fiction said:

I just found out that you're supposed to use one space after a sentence, despite having two spaces drilled into my head throughout my early education. Have I appeared as some uncouth beast man all these years?

 

why DID they teach us to use two spaces after a period all those years?

 

Uneducated philistine. lol

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

There's this fellow commuter that takes the same bus and tram as me. She always picks the seat facing me on the tram (four seats facing eachother in a group), even though the tram is basically empty. I've tried smiling to her, but she kinda just sits there and looks pissed, staring out the window. I've caught her stealthily gawking at my reflection in the window many a time. When I stare back there is no response, she just looks away. Dear vattern how 2 deal? I already have a woman in my life, and this new one is kinda creeping me out.

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Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully.

 

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  On 9/13/2013 at 7:03 PM, Gocab said:

There's this fellow commuter that takes the same bus and tram as me. She always picks the seat facing me on the tram (four seats facing eachother in a group), even though the tram is basically empty. I've tried smiling to her, but she kinda just sits there and looks pissed staring out the window. Sometimes I see she stealthily gawking at my reflection in the window. When I stare back there is no response. Dear vattern how 2 deal? I already have a woman in my life, and this new one is kinda creeping me out.

 

Do you sit in the same spot every day, or are you changing your spot and she changes her spot to pick the one across from you?

 

If you sit in the same spot every day, try sitting in her spot or the spot right next to her spot and see where she sits lol.

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

I've tried switching sides!

Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully.

 

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It's kind of fascinating though, I could just go for the row of seats and end it all.

Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully.

 

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Living on a tight budget is driving me fucking crazy. I still have yet to get settled into this new program, and just spent a ridiculous amount of money on books, which will take me months to earn back, at which point I spend it again on books. One class required over 30 books, and I could only grab 4 in the library system. Christ.

 

 

But figured out somehow to get on a food budget of 80 bucks a month, and its working so far.

  On 9/13/2013 at 7:09 PM, Gocab said:

It's kind of fascinating though, I could just go for the row of seats and end it all.

 

Have you considered wearing a fedora and blasting some venetian snares or something to scare her off?

 

wait. Is she cute?

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 9/13/2013 at 5:16 PM, cult fiction said:

I just found out that you're supposed to use one space after a sentence, despite having two spaces drilled into my head throughout my early education. Have I appeared as some uncouth beast man all these years?

 

When I was younger I had to write with a pen or pencil. Imagine that!!

:doge: Jet fuel can't melt dank memes :doge:

  On 9/13/2013 at 10:03 PM, spratters said:

 

  On 9/13/2013 at 5:16 PM, cult fiction said:

I just found out that you're supposed to use one space after a sentence, despite having two spaces drilled into my head throughout my early education. Have I appeared as some uncouth beast man all these years?

 

When I was younger I had to write with a pen or pencil. Imagine that!!

 

 

pen-cil?

=/

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 9/13/2013 at 5:16 PM, cult fiction said:

I just found out that you're supposed to use one space after a sentence, despite having two spaces drilled into my head throughout my early education. Have I appeared as some uncouth beast man all these years?

 

The way I'm supposed to do it in my line of work is two spaces after sentence-ending punctuation unless the right margin is justified, because then the spacing is just going to be whatever anyway.

 

  On 9/13/2013 at 9:56 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 9/13/2013 at 7:09 PM, Gocab said:

 

It's kind of fascinating though, I could just go for the row of seats and end it all.

Have you considered wearing a fedora and blasting some venetian snares or something to scare her off?

 

wait. Is she cute?

Hmmm... There's definitely something about her, but I never go for the traditional beauties, I like a bit of personality. Short answer: yes, kind of.

Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully.

 

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my dog is old and rhuemy :(. 14 years old hes been around since i was ten. still wagging his tail in the face of the confusion that being able to see or hear nothing brings though.

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  On 9/14/2013 at 2:25 AM, Frankie5fingers said:

think i ate some bad sushi. i feel horrible.

That sux man. Maybe drink some water to flush it out of your system?

I learned to make my own sushi when I was almost 16, but somehow I lost my appetite for it altogether lately. Kind of ironic, really.

 

 

  On 9/14/2013 at 4:08 AM, messiaen said:

my dog is old and rhuemy :(. 14 years old hes been around since i was ten. still wagging his tail in the face of the confusion that being able to see or hear nothing brings though.

I can relate. My dog I grew up with from childhood reached that phase right before I graduated from high school.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

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